Thursday, January 02, 2014

Joe Giudice Was Caught Cheating Again

For the millionth time Joe Giudice was caught with a woman who is not his wife, Teresa Giudice. Teresa will probably tell the world that the woman is their interior designer and that Joe wanted to check out her interior before they committed and that Joe is a very thorough guy so always checks out the woman they work with by taking them to dinner and then getting a hotel room to finish the interview. I'm not sure how much deeper in the sand Teresa's head can get in the sand because she must be choking down there. Teresa had a plea deal offered by the government but she doesn't want Joe to serve any jail time either so hasn't taken it. Yeah, I'm not sure why she would go down for that guy either. Maybe she is waiting for him to go to jail in that driver's license case and then she will keep him in jail.

16 comments:

Meanie Rhysie said...

Okay, guys...the theme of the day is "Desperate Women", huh?

Dude is grotesque...how's he pulling 'em in?

Henriette said...

He's got to get it all in before he goes to jail.

Massive G said...
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Massive G said...

You'd fuck around too if you were married to that stupid Guido bitch.

PugsterMom said...
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Sarah said...

She may be afraid of repercussions, he's a violent guy that's not afraid to break the law.

Haywood Jablomee said...

The real crime is that he checked into the hotel room under the alias "Count Jerkula" not knowing that he was smearing the reputation of a hard working and very honorable poster.

NapAssasin said...

Where are the pictures? I'd love to see what these mistresses look like compared to Teresa. And, duh.

JSierra said...

Mistress being Juicy Joe.Gorga, right?

Sleven™ said...

I asked Siri who is Joe Guidice? She gave me a listing for a store that sells good ice.

Sherry said...

Meanie I don't get either! He looks like a gorilla..Reminds me of the awesome Joe Jackson song. This Joe is NOT awesome, he's repugnant. And it's the case about his drivers license? What case is this about? Credit fraud?

Massive G said...

His wife's pussy has such a foul stench that he has to cheat

Looziana Magnolia said...

Haha! Love it!

auntliddy said...

Sherry, they both look like they just started walking upright.

Mari said...

He'll be cheating on her again, with whichever prisoner wants to sink to that level in the federal lockup.

putchka said...

The info I heard was they both offered to plea but were turned down. Feds don't fool around. They've been quiet lately...