Saturday, January 04, 2014

Lacey Chabert Got Married In Secret

Doesn't Lacey Chabert know the rules? All celebrities must file paperwork with the tabloids telling them who they are going to marry. That information must include their full name and any criminal history so the tabloids can save a couple of bucks by not digging. The information must also include the date and time of the wedding and a convenient place for paps to set up to steal wedding photos they can later publish as exclusives. A table at the reception must be provided for the tabloids so they can eat your food and drink and let the world what dress you wore to the wedding and what you changed into for the reception.

Lacey Chabert did none of those things and just Tweeted a photo at her wedding ceremony. That is just not how the tabloids like it because it makes them think that the celebrity doesn't like them and they really do try to kiss celebrity butt so you love them and want to do all of this for them.

Good for Lacey. Keep doing what you like. Plus now the paps will be stalking her to get a photo of her husband so that means more publicity.

16 comments:

Stepforded said...

Congratulations!

Nutty_Flavor said...

Isn't the lady in the photo her spouse?

Violet said...

She's married some guy called Dave apparently (Google is your friend). That woman looks like it could be her mum / sister? (Hope I haven't offended her sister).

Jennabean said...

That's her sister. It's in DM

Violet said...

Oh. Sister offended then.

JSierra said...

Congrats Gretchen!

Jazzy said...

Mazel! I bet she had a full Toaster Strudel bar. So fetch!

Megley said...

Worst Meg Griffin ever.

AKM said...

Jazzy, stop trying to make "fetch" happen!

I always love a good MG reference.

Rach Around said...

And no one gives a shit.

lazyday603 said...

That's why her hair is so big. So it can hold all those secrets.

timebob said...

@AKM don't be a betch, fetch is so quiche.

fae girl said...

She looks beautiful-hope she has much happiness w/ her honey

Jessie said...

Noooo timebob! ja'mie is horrid!

NaughtyNurse said...

I assumed from the photo that she married a woman, too. I was so glad that her same sex marriage was no big deal in the way the item was written until I got to that last sentence when Enty said "husband." Oh, well. I'm still happy for Lacey and her husband! Good luck to them.

lutefisk said...

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.