Friday, January 31, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Lied About Stolen Fur Coat

Not that Lindsay Lohan doesn't deserve some of her own medicine, but the report she made yesterday that one-half of her $75K fur coat she got from a "friend" was stolen during a night of partying at a club in NYC where she is banned was not actually stolen. Nope. According to The NY Post, the club has video of Lindsay Lohan arriving and departing in the same leather coat/fur shawl combo she walked into the club wearing. Say it isn't so. Lindsay Lohan lying? I don't know if my innocent heart can take it. Apparently one of Lindsay's friends was holding the fur shawl at some point and it caught fire by a candle that was on the table. Lindsay must have worked hard for that shawl so a little fire damage didn't stop her from wearing it out. The first the club knew about anything allegedly missing was when Michael Lohan called the club for Lindsay to report it stolen. Sounds like a money grab. Lindsay is blaming Seattle Seahawks player Sidney Rice for the theft because he is the one person she wasn't able to speak with about the disappearance. Huh. Maybe she just thought it was a good way to get his number to see what his plans were for the off season because she could use a few extra bucks.

35 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

Someone got fired from PETA last night.

FSP said...

Free LiLo!

LottaColada said...

Water is wet.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Once upon a time, I was really rooting for this chick...

Now, I just want her to go away. SMH

Henriette said...

@LottaColada
You took my line!

surfer said...

Same story, different day.

Henriette said...

She's upset she's not in Sharknado 2.

S said...

Trash.

Paint Chips said...

It upsets lindsay when she sees Bieber getting more attention than her.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I would be suspicious of ANY phone call from Michael Lohan, I thought she had managed to shuck him ,per Oprah :-\

auntliddy said...

I dont believe for one second lilo wld lie, and you have nothing to base that on. Just ask her mother what a great kid she is.

LottaColada said...

Apologies @Henriette!

TalksTooMuch said...

I once got completely flamed by Timebob for defending this woman; it only took The Canyons to see that I was wasting my time

crila16 said...

I'm still trying to fathom the title of this article. Lindsey Lied. What?

derek harvey said...

When all else fails she blames the black guy

Jennabean said...

@ meanie I agree I'm a little older than her so mean girls/ freaky Friday / teenage drama queen were my shit. So for the longest I was on her side. Now I just can't figure out why we still talk about scumbag.

derek harvey said...

She was useless in that lol and looked so ugly

Karen said...

Lindsay never lies. Say it aint so! *eye roll*. Hope she finished high school or know how to flip a burger. She is done in Hollywood.

Renoblondee said...

The Pope is Catholic.

lazyday603 said...

It's the bear that is Catholic. The Pope is the one who shits in the woods.

Ms Cool said...

Oh, and she wears fur, too? Shocker.

Glitter said...

GRIFTER

Count Jerkula said...

Last time Lindsay caught her fur on fire someone was probably dripping candle wax on her pussy.

sugarbread maker said...

I am waiting 4 it to hit netfix. I refuse to pay extra to see it.

lazyday603 said...

Nightclub shenanigans must mean that the US Justice System no longer cares what LL does? Has she paid her debt to society?

WritergirlinLa said...

Whenever LILO lies, a gossip blogger gets his wings! ��

texas rose said...

Writergirl - there is not that many gossip bloggers- what happens when they all have wings?

Michael H said...

The Ginger Grifter strikes again! She knows they steal furs there, because she stole one there herself.

Count Jerkula said...

The extra wings get sent to Fugazi Enty, along with buffalo sauce and bleu cheese. They tryin to make that 700lb myth happen.

Sprink said...

Possibly my favouritest film of all time. No matter how twee...

Harry Knuckles said...

Actually this might be a stunt by Lindsay to get some cash, either from the club or her insurance co. If so, then the little rocket scientest might be broke again. She apparently has a new movie lined up with some drug thug producers who maybe aren't paying her up front or just not paying her very much. Don't really have a point to make here so I'll just stop.

ninotchka said...

I remember when she stole that fur coat from a club and was photographed wearing it. Duh.

She's blatantly turned pro but I wonder what they're doing to her little sister these days. Maybe Mom and Dad are prepping her for porn.

Jacq said...

Bears shit in the woods

LowKey said...

*re-reads first sentence* how the hell can one half of a coat get stolen?

timebob said...

@nino 1OAK was the same club she stole ahem I mean 'given the wrong coat' since she came in with a leather ratty coat looks the same as mink coat obvis.

I think she just comes up with hare brained ideas to drum up some press attention mixed with her drunky brain forgetting along with a cash grab she will never get

I'm sure insurance companies are just lining up to insure her for her next movie, she is such a sure bet that one @@