Thursday, January 30, 2014

Today's Blind Items - The Randoms

This former A list tweener has moved on from her tweener past and trying out the real world of acting. She lives by her very innocent reputation but the reality of her life is much different. From an early age, this actress hooked up with guys that were two or three times her age and even though she is legal now, her behavior started when she was far from legal. Most of the time you hear about guys trading coke for sex. This actress always brought her own coke to parties because she didn't want to be drugged by some random guy. She would walk into a party and find a guy too hook up with. She only wanted guys who would also do coke with her because it created a certain level of trust. To further ensure that none of them would try and get back at her she would film them doing some lines of coke before she would do any coke and before she had sex with them.

40 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Hudgens

Kristin said...

Is V HUD considered innocent still? Definitely moved in from music to just movies.

sandybrook said...

Dammit VIP!

sandybrook said...

Ahh Kristin finds s technicality Vanessa is not innocent lets say Selena instead

Renoblondee said...

At least she's no victim like so many of them.

aemish said...

I'm going with the Selena guess bc of the blind about Justin having the coke-snorting-in-her-underwear video on his cell phone

Chris J said...

Selena was my 1st thought as well

Kristin said...

@sandybrook My guess was Hudgens too but I cancelled myself out, I suppose.

I think Selena is still hanging on to the music thing.

texas rose said...

Dare I say it - emma Watson.

sandybrook said...

No she did that Spring Break movie with Vanessa then did some concert work and I think shes doing another movie now. Says shes trying movies....

Kristin said...

You're on your own for this one Texas Rose.

canadachick said...

Selena

M. Brown said...

Shaleine Woodley. She's getting lots of buzz now about movies that will be coming out.

Kristin said...

I'll go with whatever @di butler comes up with. Di's got the scoop on these people.

Seven of Eleven said...

Do not summon the beast!

Stepforded said...

Hmmm ... I say Vanessa, followed very close - by a whisker! - Selena Gomez ... aka Little Miss Smoke 'n Mirrors / F is for Fake.

rajahcat said...

Hudgens as well

Michael H said...

Yeah it doesn't sound like Selena to me. Not that I think she is all that innocent, far from it, but when would she have had time for this, what with bieber and all?

And why would some nobody care if she (any she) had video of them doing blow with her before they banged her? It just sounds like BS to me.

Count Jerkula said...

"Miss Gomez, would it be OK if you filmed me snorting meth, instead of coke? Oh great, you are such a sweetheart. Now do you think you will be able to hold both the camera and one of your buttcheeks open while I snort it? I'll spread open the other buttcheek and hold the straw. That's a good girl." *pats head*

Then, after the snort, as the burn from the meth is hitting me, I release the buttcheek and throw a stiff spank on it. *SPANK!*

"What kind of naughty girl are you, letting some scuzzy old man do drugs off your lovely lil pooper? *Spank* What the Fuck is wrong with you? *Spank Spank SPANK* Don't you have any gaddam self respect??!!?? *SPANK* Ahhhhh, it just broke free, gimme a minute. *SNOOOOORT* *SPANK!* This is what happens to naughty young girls who crave drugs and old man dick. *Spank Spank* Get up off the bed. Put that ass back in the air. *Spank* Back in the air I said! *SPANK!* I can't believe you are making me be so mean to this lovely, tasty tush. *Rubbing and Kneading the now red buttcheeks* I didn't want it to be this way. *Light pats on the butt* I wanted to make sweet love to you, and take this sexy butt to heights you couldn't imagine. *pat pat pat* But NO! you have to make me defile this vision of beauty by using it as a drug dispenser! *Spank Spank* So how else do you want me to use it? *Spank* HOW ELSE? *Spank SPANK SPANK!!!* *Grabs hand full of hair, lifts her head from the bed, licks tear from her cheek, whispers in her ear* How do you want me to use it now?"

trainrides said...

@M. Brown Oh god, I hope not. I like Shailene. She's talented, was really good on The Descendants.

Count Jerkula said...

Hold the fuckin phone.

Stepforded, are you saying the poster here, Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors is my sweet Selena, or are you just saying that her public image is smoke and mirrors?

I would think if Selena read this site, I would have received a Cease and desist by now.

Count Jerkula said...

Oh, and if Hudgens is the subject of this blind, just swap names out and I got the same M.O.

Sarah said...

That's the worst erotica I've ever read, lol. The use of " pooper" really dries me up

M. Brown said...

I like her too. She was just included in some women to watch in media thing I read.

Zelda Zonk said...

Hayden?

Count Jerkula said...

@Sarah: Well, atleast you read that far in. Shows you were hoping for bean flicking motivation.

And if pooper dries you up, how do you feel about Fart Box, Turd Cutter, Mud Flume, and Shit Locker. I get bored using Starfish, Balloon Knot, Asshole, Butt Hole, Pucker and Bung Hole so much.

Harlow17 said...

vanessa hasn't had an innocent reputation. It could be selena

crila16 said...

Vanessa Hudgens.

Sean Bello said...

I'll go with Selena. She's trying acting (Getaway) and has that innocent reputation.

teresa crane said...

I thought Selena too. V HUD had that full bush scandal awhile back, definitely not innocent

NaughtyNurse said...

Selena with the "innocent reputation" and all.

ksus said...

oh my, that glimpse into the Count's fantasy was too graphic for my old lady eyes. he is usually entertaining but this time......not so much.

Anothergrayhare said...

agreed ksus (ducks for cover from Count attack). Always that Selena and Vanessa were the same girl. Can't tell them apart.

Count Jerkula said...

@Ksus: Different strokes for different folks. My spanking routines usually go over well on anon role play chats.

I got bored of them again because too many of the chicks seem to take the submissive role so they don't have to do any of the creating and typing. When I realize the chick isn't going to give any real contributions or feedback, I put the pedal to the metal, until she gets bugged out and hits the disconnect button. Usually ass play or degrading names will do it.

Count Jerkula said...

No attack, GrayHare. You and ksus were both polite in your criticism.

Tyger Lilly said...

Zelda - seems like your little whisper of "Hayden" wasn't heard because everyone was too busy shouting about Vanessa, Selena, and the Count's penchant for barely-legal butt-play, but Hayden was my first thought too. Vanessa was never really considered an innocent, not after the whole nude-pics thing and Selena is still coming out of her chipmunk-phase, if she liked the blow she would've been a lot thinner a lot younger. Plus, those Disney/Nick girls usually do start out with much older producers/execs, but it's not usually as "voluntary" as this blind implies (i.e. Dan Schneider). Hayden already has a bit of a freaky rep & she just seems more the type.

littlejenny said...

Hilary Duff

Josh said...

"She lives by her very innocent reputation but the reality of her life is much different. From an early age, this actress hooked up with guys that were two or three times her age and even though she is legal now, her behavior started when she was far from legal."

Miranda Cosgrove. This is the perfect summary of her life since she was 13.

lazyday603 said...

Except Miranda Cosgrove is a full time student at USC now. Has she worked at all since iCarly wrapped up last year?

Josh said...

Nope, I think she is right now working in a movie at Canada.