Saturday, February 08, 2014

Blind Item #2

This former A list mostly television actress who was loved by millions of guys has grown into a really rude person that no one likes. At a Fashion Week show, the now B list actress told the staff of a designer that she refused to have anyone sit next to her. She wanted an end seat and the seat next to her empty so she could take notes. When the team said it wouldn't be possible she screamed and yelled for ten minutes before finally backing down when they threatened her with no seat. She says she will get back at the designer but no one cares what she thinks about fashion.

52 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

Alba?

Violet said...

Alyssa Milano?

Bacon Ranch said...

Yeah Violet, better guess. Alba was never A but every guy I knew in HS loved AM

sugarbread maker said...

Alyssa thinks she's fashion now that she hosted pr

Olivia Black said...

Alyssa. And I loved her as Sam....
Loooooong time lurker. Guess who brought me out? Those K-trolls! Count me in as a fan! Bruce is the best. Brody and Rob have me rolling too. Even the "Lord" is good. If there is just one person behind all these people - wow. So much time and dedication. Crazy in many ways. But FUNNY! Thanks!

Just Another HR Lady said...

Alyssa comes across as a very nice person, always has, I can't imagine she would do this.

I think the clues are intended to suggest it's her though.

Just Another HR Lady said...

Even when Alyssa was dissed by that idiot Jay Mohr recently, her response was classy and kind.

sandybrook said...

dont think its Alyssa she has always been someone who ws extremely approachable.
Maybe Christina Applegate if she was there?

maKe inKy said...

What time do the Kardashians start leaving comments?? I stay all day if I must. They get some any @mentions on Twitter they never see me but I think maybe here they will?

maKe inKy is anagram of Kim Kanye! Love you!!

Seven of Eleven said...

I was thinking Heather Locklear.

@maKe, they usually hit around 9ish, I think, and peter out before the random photos. I would love it if they actually were the Kardashians, though. The one who posts as Kim Kardashian keeps posting about the Kanye engagement episode - those famehos would stop at nothing, so it's not entirely unfeasible that they (or their lackeys) are here. If CDAN shows up on a Kardashian tweet, I may die laughing!

katydid said...

Count me in too for living the Kardashian Commenters! I've never seen the show and in general they made me nauseous but they have had me rolling all week! Real or not, they're hilarious!

B626 said...

Yes

Brody Jenner said...

Hey Olivia! Hit me up at my next club appearance

Derek Harvey said...

@seven lol snap outta it--there is NO way it is them. the Kim one talked to me most and was making jokes about botox and fillers to stop her from showing Nori emotions lol etc. The real Kim or anyone associated is too vain for that! They are funny though.

Basil said...

I really hope this isn't Alyssa. She comes across as down to earth and not in the least snooty.

Kim Kardashian said...

Hi Derek! I'm very self-deprecating in real life. Don't tell anyone, but sometimes our show is a little bit staged!

Derek Harvey said...

hi Kimmy...*blushes*

Olivia Black said...

Seriously? This is my second time commenting, and "Brody" tells me to hit him up?
HONORED!
Now I need Avril to make a snide comment towards me and I'm set.
Lovin' this commenting thing. Should have done it sooner!

maKe inKy said...

Thanks 7! It is them totes mcgoats 100% SO AWESOME!!

maKe inKy said...

Avril posts here too??? Remeber when she was punk rawk princess lol and she banged Brody!
Why you have to make things so complicated?
What does snide mean? English is not my frist language.

Sarah said...

Now we KNOW it's not real, Kim couldn't spell self deprecating, much less use it in a sentence.

ms snarky said...

Can we PLEASE stop engaging those K-trash bores? Olivia Black is obviously one of them (super hard to figure out, Olivia!). If the creep behind all the posts doesn't get attention, he/she will go away.

bored soccer mom said...

Self-defecating, yes. not self-deprecating.

Brody Jenner said...

Ladies, relax. No need to fight over me. There's enough of The Brodster to go around

Rach Around said...

So much for Kuntrashian free Feb. I say we ignore them & embrace Fanuary : it's like Movember when men grow their facial hair for charity ; we grow our flange hairs for charity & pay homage to 70's porno bush

LowKey said...

Right, Derek, these trolls are far to self-aware to be the real Kardashians.
And much more likeable.

KhloeK said...

Hey Brodes! I'm glad one of my brothers does ok with the ladies.

DD60449 said...

It's Alyssa Milano. Sorry I don't know how to make it clicky.

http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/02/fug-girls-too-soon-for-fashion-week-crabby.html

Olivia Black said...

Actually I'm not "one of those". I find them very funny though. Don't live Stateside so I don't have to deal with all their media coverage. The only place I read about them is on Cdan, and then when they joined the conversation, I found it "amazing" (as one of the enties would say). Waaaay better than that canopenwhatever troll. She's vile.

Sherry said...

Oh man Rach. I so would but I just got waxed *smacks head*.

audrey said...

I am not a troll...been here for a long time...not quite as long as Brenda but way before the Timmy?Shimmy blind. I am finding the K and J family to be kind of hysterically funny. Bruce especially so, with Rob and Brody a close second. It is what it is, and complaining about it is only going to make it worse. Don't let them chase you away. Too many of the old regulars have disappeared lately.

Olivia Black said...

Hey Audrey. Funny you mention regulars. I have been lurking so long and wondering how stressful it would be, just to be a regular. Granted, my time zone makes it hard for me, as does my job and family situation....but if I find being a regular stressful, how much work would it take to be all those Kardashians? And to be that funny? I like them way more than some of the other regular crapola.

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

You aren't worth my time.

maKe inKy said...

Hi Avril! Some one says you come here also! Nice seeing you!!
He was a sk8r boi she say see you l8r boi!! Lol!

Cheryl said...

I too have been here a LONG time. I comment every once in a great while, but read religiously, especially the comments. I love the K-troll family. I think they are hysterical and am impressed with the level of dedication, and the level of humor.

audrey said...

@Olivia--there is a bunch of disgruntled people who used to be on here quite often who felt they were chased away by another group who they felt were excluding them. Kinda like high school and the cheerleaders Vs the non cheer leaders. They were most likely responsible for the troll invasion that included Robin Sparkles and Amanda Bynes' Wig. It is most likely the work of a few people. I'd be exhausted after the first post in the morning, much less keeping at it until noon or so. But like I said, it is funny to read and after a long day at work I need some humor in my life.

Olivia Black said...

Cheryl and Audrey - I feel like we are kindred spirits. Lurking kindred spirits! Thanks for engaging nicely with me. Brody shouted out to me (yay!) and I got called a troll (boo) but you seem to get where I'm coming from here. Cheers!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Welcome, @Olivia! LOL at being called a troll. You've hit the big time here @CDAN!! :D

Olivia Black said...

Thanks(?) Meanie! You're one of my faves btw! That avi cracks me up.

To keep this thread on topic...still think it's Alyssa. Wish I had been convinced otherwise.

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

Let's not talk about that song. I'm over it.

Speaking of over it, hi, Brodster.

amanda_jf said...

Christina Applegate

maKe inKy said...

All my life I been good BUT NOW oooooohhhh what the heck!!
What about this one? My fav!

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Don't drag me into this! I only lurk because the Massive Assholes freak me out!! But I think it's amazing that the Kardashians brought out more lurkers!! Kim is so pretty!

Kim Kardashian said...

Thanks, Wig!

Amanda Groff said...

You doth protest too much

Secondbecky said...

Ditto. Kim's Q&A a few weeks ago was hilarious.

MadLyb said...

Good god, people, your bars are set way too low.

J said...

They left because the quality of the blog has declined. Trolls are far more interesting than Tara Reid blinds and DM rip-offs. I'm glad to see it go down in a ball of flames. Serves this judgemental liar right.

J said...

You're nobody here til you're called a troll.

The Actress ("Stepforded" from her other location) said...

What, exactly, was she going to take notes on? Has she not heard of a secret pen with voice and video recording functionality - or even a mobile with voice recognition software? #OldSchool

The Actress ("Stepforded" from her other location) said...

Oh, PS:

I don't think this is Alyssa Milano, as she's not a FORMER tv actress; she's a current one ("Mistresses").

PS said...

Keri Russell?