Friday, February 07, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 1, 2013

This still A list mostly movie actor says he is thinking of quitting acting because he wants to teach sex therapy. He thinks he has found a way to make sex better and wants to share it with the world. Right now though the aging actor just is sharing it with random college women he picks up at university bookstores.

Jim Carrey

33 comments:

Unknown said...

Alllll riiiiighttyyyy then...

Lord Disick said...

No can make better movies than Jim Carrey. It's just not possible.

sandybrook said...

I gotta remember to go get some business cards made up and hand them out to drunk hot girls in bars. Sex therapist indeed!

rajahcat said...

Jim Carrey=crazy train



Unknown said...

Somebody stop him!

Jessi said...

I'll 2nd what Scott said!

Meanie Rhysie said...

LOLOLOL Delusional much?

Anonymous said...

After trying a couple times for oscar he's just kinda given up...

Bruce Jenner said...

Uh, good luck to him? He seems like an okay guy. Brody used to make me watch The Mask all the time. I could recite that thing.

Unknown said...

My friend served him all day one afternoon in a dive bar in Windsor, Ontario. Said he was very quiet but very nice and got really drunk but was very well behaved and sat at the bar and didn't say too much.

FSP said...

What's the matter, Ent? Some little filly break your heart?

Michael H said...

So Jim Carrey is A list but Harrison Ford is what, B+?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Why do I think he wants to teach them to make sex good for him? :-D actually this sounds like a throwaway line to an interviewer, just something to make them laugh...

LottaColada said...

Lol, Jim is the man.

Kristin Wigs said...

Oh good, Jim Carey sex ed. What could possibly go wrong?

Brody Jenner said...

That wasn't me, dad! The Mask was Burt's favorite movie! You never remember anything about my childhood!!

sandybrook said...

Thx for just helping me purge MY lunch @Kristin.

Anonymous said...

Weird. I'm at my mum's watching Man on the Moon. He's as sexy as a bag of rotting cabbages in a girdle.

aemish said...

i-yi-yi... smh

Bruce Jenner said...

Sorry Brody! I thought he liked Smokey and the Bandit? I'm so confused.

The Real Dragon said...

can i be your patient for a day?

headrot said...

i give blowjob lessons. who wants one?

auntliddy said...

Yeah. He's got the secret.

Avril Lavigne Kroeger said...

Wahhhh wahhh wahhhh

Jennifer H. said...

Ace Ventura: Sex Therapist

Cleodacat said...

Ewwwww, I can just see him pulling his faces during orgasm. No thank you!

Seven of Eleven said...

Maybe he thinks he's qualified based on sleeping with Jenny McCarthy and starring in I Love You, Philip Morris (great movie, BTW, and my honey Ewan McGregor is in it).

Candyland said...

Who does he think he is, Sting?

OneEyeCharlie said...

@Candyland: Nice. Getting all tantric on you.

hairydawg said...

Best comment award goes to Stephen Nicks. Read it again :)

Shinobi Jedi said...

That is utter bullshit. Now that HSK has it out that this site is run by a wills and probate lawyer, it's star rankings has lost any shred of credibility it never truly had

Aoife said...

SMDH

Anonymous said...

@Seven of Eleven: I LOVE that film. And Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind.

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