Tuesday, February 04, 2014

Justin Bieber Wanted To Get Baptized This Weekend

In one of the more strange stories to come out of Super Bowl weekend in NYC, The New York Post is reporting that Justin Bieber's people reached out to hotels with pools to see if they would be willing to give up use of their pool for a bit to allow Justin Bieber to get baptized. Apparently Justin wanted a fresh start and figured a baptism would be the way to go. He was unsuccessful in his attempt at finding one which seems kind of ridiculous except he probably wanted the whole place shut down except for him and a couple of people and the people to baptize him. If he was serious about it he could have flown home and done it at his place. Instead, he probably went to another strip club and hot boxed it out. He tried to party all weekend at clubs and partied at whatever clubs would let him into. I would be all for his baptism if I thought it would do anything, but I think he was just looking to do it to make him feel better about himself or to show a court that he is serious about getting better. What he probably hates is the idea that if he does get found guilty of anything they are going to randomly drug test him all the time.

40 comments:

Christopher Cruz said...

Ugh.

Jennabean said...

Well, that's .. Wtf? Who goes from hoes to baptized AND then back to the hoes? Get ur shit together kid.

Kristin said...

Send him to Sea Org. They'll teach him how to levitate, talk to aliens, and go through his garbage (free of charge) and collect anything incriminating against him. You know... So the press doesn't get it.

Henriette said...

Idiot.

Boishglamorpuss said...

What about a bieber free 2014 too? This kid's awful....

angie said...

It didn't occur to anyone in his entourage that contacting a church was the logical choice to get yourself baptized? lmao, what goofballs.

Paris Hilton said...

He needs to spend 1 night in Paris. That'll straighten him out!

Bruce Jenner said...

I've had talks with Kendall and Kylie about his terrible behavior but they wont listen. Kids, what are you gonna do?

JisforMe said...

He does realize that baptism isn't for washing away sin and starting new, it's for when you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Dumbass.

Kim Kardashian said...

I miss my blonde hair already! What do you think? Should I go back to blonde?

JisforMe said...

and also, you don't need to be baptized by the church. Anyone anywhere can do it as long as you are fully submerged. I've paid attention in church LOL.

Paris Hilton said...

I'm the original blonde!

sandybrook said...

He isnt known for having any intelligence did he even finish school?

Bruce Jenner said...

Kimmy, I like it dark.

angie said...

@JisforMe, that's the evangelical thinking and I'm not entirely comfortable with their ideas. I think what's in your heart is what matters, not how far you go under water.

KhloeK said...

Joje, I love how your blond hair makes your lips really pop!

Kim Kardashian said...

Nothing about you is original. We all know "that's hot" was Nicole Richie's thing before it was yours

The Dude said...

PR BS!

KhloeK said...

Brucie, you still have a lot to learn

Bruce Jenner said...

Khloe, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Lord Disick said...

I like my woman brunette. She's the hottest bitch I know.

aemish said...

Took the words right outta my mouth @Angie! This feels like a publicity stunt though I wish it weren't..

Freya said...

He meant Bukkake not Baptized.

angie said...

Oh, and Jusforme, "baptism isn't for washing away sin". Say what? I don't know who you've been learning from, but baptism is first and foremost about washing away sin - Original Sin.

JisforMe said...

@angie, I couldn't agree more with you! My church does it old timey like John the Baptist with going fully submerged.

Meanie Rhysie said...

That's right, religion fixes everything. LOL

strongerthancoffee said...

He is going to need one of these. And some clean piss.


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strongerthancoffee said...

Although that looks like it needs to be "cut to size".

Kri$ ... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ said...

Kim, I'd appreciate it if you checked with me before doing ANYTHING that affects your image 'cos I'm having a hard time keeping up! Actually, let's just call it even and you can pay me 10% of whatever you pay that hairdresser.

Cecilia00 said...

Rather than making himself feel better it was probably more about getting some good publicity.

Renoblondee said...

He is just so gross.

Topper Madison said...

I was baptized at the age of 12 and it was full immersion at a Disciples of Christ church (which is very close to Congregational except for a couple of minor differences regarding communion and baptism.)

DOC do not believe in original sin, but instead believe all children are born innocent, and only upon reaching adulthood (i.e. age 13) are people able to actually knowingly sin. So count me on the "accepting Jesus as your savior" bandwagon, since until the age of 13, I had a free ticket straight to heaven no matter what I did wrong. Dig it!

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

I thought he came from a very religious background. People get baptized when they are babies and that doesn't need to be repeated, unless they are heathen or heretics, in which case, they will go straight to hell after they die.
It is fundamentally in order to be forgiven the original sin, albeit all other sins can be forgiven then, but there are a lot of other (and easier) forms to have God forgiving you. This kid has no idea of anything unrelated to boning, drugs or music.

FlirtyChick74 said...

Sounds like something a bunch of drunks came up with.

sarah.estell said...

Why didn't he just go to church? And everyone doesn't get baptized as a baby.

rajahcat said...

What?

texas rose said...

I assume in this case 'baptized' is being used as some urban euphemism like being 'jumped' into a gang. In his case I'm sure it probably involve some symbolic golden shower by strippers and ho's or maybe Usher?

texas rose said...

'involves'

Ramone Love said...

I'd like to baptize the little fucker in a stream of my piss.

MadLyb said...

I'd volunteer, but would probably get life for manslaughter.

It's apparent that "the Kardashians" and "Paris Hilton" are bored cube rats. Or heavy crack smokers. Same thing. Carry on.