Wednesday, February 19, 2014

The Real Life Dexter Killer

Back in the day there was a serial killer who claimed to have killed hundreds of men. He walked right into a police station and admitted it. After a really thorough investigation police discovered the man only killed a couple of people. When a 19 year old female says she has killed more than 22 people but less than 100 you wonder when she found the time and why no one noticed any of the people she supposedly killed had disappeared. Pennsylvania police have been investigating the claims of Miranda Barbour since she was accused of stabbing a man twenty times leading to his death. So far, police have not found any proof she actually killed any of those men she says she killed. They have passed the information to the FBI and Barbour has given them very specific locations of where the deaths and bodies are but so far nothing has been found. I think she is probably very ill and I would be shocked if she actually killed any other people than the one she is charged with killing.

41 comments:

Bruce Jenner said...

Hey guys!

Cleodacat said...

This chick is stating that she hails from my small town and started her "kills" here, the only problem is that she hasn't lived here since she was 7. I think she's lying about 99% and most possibly her first kill was the one that got her caught. The rest is some storyline in her head.

Leekalicious said...

It would be quite easy for a young woman to get a man alone - eg hitchhiking, bars. She would have problems disposing of a body though - most women couldn't move a man, especially a dead one, without help.

FSP said...

She's full of shit. She claims she started when she was 13. No way in hell she could have covered up all those murders. This bitch is crazy.

Lee said...

Hey, it's bad enough to be a murderer, but to be a self-aggrandizing, lying, boastful murderer, now THAT'S unacceptable.

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

Why is she called "Dexter killer"? Did she murder murderers? She lives in a place called that way?Is she a lumberjack? Because people who kill with a (still legal) knife have been since they were invented, and the US have a huge collection of serial killers.

discoflux said...

Everything FSP said.

PugsterMom said...

They'll discover she's a molestation victim who took revenge on the one unfortunate random man she did kill.

Lord Disick said...

Hey Bruce, did you watch Dexter?

auntliddy said...

Cleo-happens all the time, people dissappearing. If they have no family, no one looks for them. The sheriff in alaska said, people disappear all the time, what the hell he means by that.

Bruce Jenner said...

Hi Scott! I loved Dexter until the last season. That Trinity killer, that was my favorite. Kris used to bitch at me all the time for watching marathons, dont have to deal with that in the beach house!

Jenny S said...

Is she really crazy or just trying to set up her defense to claim insanity?

Lord Disick said...

Trinity was excellent. Great series overall but if we're talking about serial killers, I'll have to go with Patrick Bateman for the top slot.

Alicia said...

This was her first kill. It was sloppy and not covered up well at all. They intended on strangling the vic

Alicia said...

I didn't mean to publish mid sentence - anyways the stabbing was because things " got out of hand " - sorry but if you're a seasoned killer you're going to be a lot more clever than that amateur job. I'm not buying her claims for a second. Female serial killers are very rare indeed. Female psychopaths? Not so much!

Suzyanne Guzicki said...

Actually, I'm really glad she probably didn't kill all those other people. Cray cray for sure.

Bruce Jenner said...

He was a good one!

CocoaBeachBunny said...

"The Real Life Dexter Killer"? Nah.

Star said...

She also claimed to be in a Satanist cult and started killing in Alaska where it was more rural. She is also married and her husband helped kill that man, so what is he saying about all this and other possible murders?

Kourtney Kardashian said...

Scott and I loved Dexter!

Cleodacat said...

True, people do disappear as we are a big state but most are found once the snow melts. Spring means bodies, but most were inebriated or drug users, homeless, and those that left their cars to walk after they broke down.

Cleodacat said...

And for what it's worth, I've never heard of a "Satatist Cult" around here. Hippies: yes, Devils: No.

rajahcat said...

This is bizarre........I'm thinking she is mentally ill.

But then her husband was openly cooperating with the police and backing her story????

Not sure whether he knew firsthand or just what she told him though.

Ugg

Jon said...

This girl is just a typical attention seeking fat chick.

Seven of Eleven said...

She's not mentally ill, she's playing bats*it for attention. She claims she tried to plead guilty but her public defender cut her off and wouldn't let her. Um, duh, public defenders are pretty much required to plead not guilty the first time around. She wants a mental illness defense because "I'm a sloppy, stupid sicko" won't result in a reduced sentence.

Eros said...

Never have understood the fascination with that show honestly. Definitely not my cup of tea. Serial killer esque shows = monotonous and boring. Youre basically watching the same episode week after week. No thanks. Ive heard the following is good but conceptually, its the same. So no thanks.. Walking dead trumps all these lame shows in a blink.

So far as to whether this Satanist chick killed a buncho of people? I have no idea but I hope shes bluffing.

rosie riveter said...

Dexter rocks

Count Jerkula said...

She met her hubby just a couple years ago, long after she allegedly started killing.

Her hubby is a scrawny little Manson look alike. From the one pic I saw. like under 5'4 and under 120.

And LOL at her hubby saying she just met guys for $50-$850/hr for conversation.

Always get your own room for CraigsList whores. That way you know it aint a set up by cops or the whore and her pimp.

auntliddy said...

Cleo, saw a documentary once where cop conscrnis was that there has NEVER been a murder committed by satanic cult.

auntliddy said...

Meant consensus

auntliddy said...

Ahhh, but to pataphrase Hamet, is it madness to be mad?

discoflux said...

Even the Church of Satan is saying this chick is batshit crazy and they have no association with her. I'll just copy and paste the blurb from tmz so no one has to bother with clickiness.

"Confessed serial killer Miranda Barbour is giving Satan a bad name -- so says the high priest for the Church of Satan who says she's just too wicked.

TMZ broke the story ... Barbour confessed to committing between 22 and 100 murders ... saying she was compelled to kill by the devil after joining a cult in Alaska.

High Priest Peter H. Gilmore tells TMZ ... the official Church of Satan has never had any involvement with Barbour ... and would NEVER accept her as a member.

Gilmore tells TMZ ... true Satanists don't believe in murder (not even sacrifices) ... and if Barbour is truly a killer she should get the death penalty.

Gilmore says his church is not a cult but a legally recognized atheist organization ... adding Barbour is simply using Satan as justification for her crimes.

In other words, the devil DIDN'T make her do it."

Seven of Eleven said...

@discoflux, thanks for the c&p - TMZ's site is not quite as bad as Perez's, but getting there.

OK, a cult in Alaska made me think of this. :D

Thomas said...

In the Fairbanks Craigslist "rants and raves" section (which, admittedly, is basically full of cranks, pranksters, haters, etc.) there have been comments about Alaskan Satanists for years now, long before this story broke. I don't put much stock in it (Satanic cults in Alaska) but it would sure be the right state to pick if one wanted to get away with, well, whatever...

Sherry said...

Agreed Alicia. Very few female or black serial killers. Seems to be the domain of white males.

crila16 said...

I'm confused. How is this a real life Dexter killing? Dexter was more of a vigilante. He only murdered serial murderers. How is this girl a vigilante?

__-__=__ said...

Since the drought in Texas bodies have turned up in the lake bed quite frequently. It's not discussed much.

Count Jerkula said...

@Crila: She claimed to kill bad people. I don't know what her definition was. Rough tricks? Dudes who offered her drugs?

Only black serial killer I can think of is Wayne Williams. I can think of a few black mass murderers though, DC Sniper, guy on train in NYC w/ Samurai sword, maybe that LA McDonalds shooter in the 80s.

Women are more likely to kill close to home, hubby & children. Unless they are whores, killing and robbing tricks.

Jacq said...

Exactly. He killed by "the code." Only those who deserved it.

Tyger Lilly said...

Of course she's lying, she just wants attention and every outlet that's throwing the title of a very popular show in their headlines (Dexter) is giving it to her. She's just a chunky wanna-be goth who'd be going to prison for killing some john with her husband if she'd just kept quiet. Move along, nothing to see here.

elspeth said...

@'Equation': What/where in TX is the lake? Haven't heard anything about this; you're right -- Hasn't received much publicity.