Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Blind Item #4

This foreign born B- list entertainer(singer) has been trying to get a weight loss company to pay her for her recent weight loss. She dropped about 25 pounds and is willing to sign on with any weight loss company that will pay her. The thing is though, the weight loss is all Adderall and coke. She is back to her old ways and is desperate to recapture the fame she walked away from and said she didn't want any longer.

30 comments:

Cleodacat said...

No way this is Adele, must be Lily Allen.

Renoblondee said...

Adele is straight up A list. Allen.

Violet said...

Lily for sure (although I'm certain I saw a picture of Adele recently where she'd lost a ton of weight - that said, she must be A list).

Or, for a curved ball, i'll throw in Kate Bush.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Susan Boyle ftw!

Count Jerkula said...

Adderall is over rated. Just find the right Sudafed to equal the amount of ephedra in old formula Trim Spa, and yer good to go, w/o the Dr visits and having to cop to ADHD.

6hr have 30mg of pseudoephedrine in em, 12hr have 200mg. I think it is 10-1, so your body converts the 200mg pseudo into 20 ephedrine. Either that or it is if a product has 200mg Ma Huang, then the body converts it 10-1 to ephedrine. Been a long time since I figured out how many Sudafeds I needed to equal an Up Your Gas pill.

I can't take caffeine pills, cause they make me grind my teef and make my heart race.

Snapdragon said...

I should be the skinniest mofo on the planet with the amount of pseudoephedrine I take, ha ha. Damned sinuses. (In Oregon and... Missouri, I think, you have to have a prescription for the real-deal Sudafed, not that crap PE stuff.)

That said, I got nothing resembling a guess.

NaughtyNurse said...

Count, great recipe…and no congestion!

Wen said...

She's pulling a Kim/Khloe.

Clark Ryan said...

LOL @QueenAnn Guido, imagine Susan Boyle on coke....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X44oVPg7yi8

Tara said...

Adele has probably lost weight running around after a young boy. I don't think she ever had a documented drug issue - especially because she'd probably have had a really skinny phase at one point. Her first album came out when she was 20 or so, so we've seen a lot of her and she's always looked nearly the same. Allen sounds right.

rajahcat said...

Adele would never

QueenAnne Guido said...

Thanks, Clark, for the link. Aunt Clara is a fave.

Lula Surber said...

I heard Kate Bush is getting ready to do a limited tour soon. I can't imagine her stooping to begging anyone for anything (she's still got it).

RustyJ said...

What about Duffy, she had a couple of hits and was considered a hugely talented singer but she quit the business to have a family.

Principessa Marina said...

@Count Jerkula,

Ma huang has been illegal for 15-20 years. I think it was responsible for a few deaths - people who were inclined to high blood pressure.

I have really low blood pressure (the highest it gets is 120/80 and usually it's around 105/70). I used to take ma huang back in the day and it gave me a great energy boost.

I'd love to get my hands on some, or a legal analog. What would you recommend?

Mark B said...

@RustyJ Duffy is supposedly a Crack or Meth kind of girl IIRC.

Count Jerkula said...

You have to go to a Chinese herbalist or roll the dice and order it from the internet. Enough prescription drugs come through.

The high profile cases of death that got the stuff taken off the market were pure cases of stupidity. Korey Stringer, too stupid to say "I'm sweating like a pig, I should drink something." and Steve Belcher "I need to make weight so I'm gonna take too much of this stuff and work out until I collapse." More people probably die each year from drinking antifreeze or detergent than died because of Ma Huang/ephedra.


After some research, there is a joint outta TX that is selling Ma Huang pills online. EphedraOutlet.com

Principessa Marina said...

Thanks Count Jerkula, you're a mensch!

Leekalicious said...

@Count Jerkula Should you really be giving out recipes like this? (writing furiously)

Count Jerkula said...

You are welcome, Marina.

@Leek: I'm not telling them how to cook meth. I'm just saying that there are less expensive ways than Adderall and Cocaine. Box of 96-30mg 6hr Sudafed tablets is $16 at CVS. That probably keep you good for 48-96 days.

I can't take them things after 10AM though, or I'm up all night. I have low tolerance to uppers.

Leekalicious said...

@Count I was just joking, ya big dummy!

Count Jerkula said...

@Leek: I am a dummy sometimes.

Discobitch said...

And off the topic of drugs (now I've noted it down cheers CJ) I say joss stone

Seachica said...

Kate Bush would never sell herself out like that. She will make plenty on her tour and eventual video release.

Seachica said...

And Kate bush is forever A list (sorry, I think I replied to the wrong comment, QA)

headrot said...

You can find ma huang online.

Chief2224 said...

I took one Adderall once and I felt like a fucking genius! I was super focused and I blew through my to-do list in about half the time it would normally take. I wanted more but my g/f wouldn't give them up. I'll have to try the Sudafec substitute. Thanks, Count!

cricket said...

Lily Allen

di butler said...

Adderall > the Sudafed/Ephedrine route, but it is easier to come by/cheaper. However, Addy scripts don't get you put on a federal drug list like excessive Pseudofed buying will get ya. They'll assume you make meth.

NO ONE ever take meth! Seen that, dear heavens!

di butler said...

Oh, Allen