Monday, April 28, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

April 9, 2013

This former B list celebrity/singer/reality star who is now just hanging on to fame with the help of her sister and paps with nothing better to do spent four hours in rehab last month. Went through processing. Went through the assessment  When it came time to stay though she ran out of the place and has not been back since. So, now she gets babysat by family members.

Ashlee Simpson

20 comments:

Sugar said...

Everyone guessed Ashlee! Way to get this one, CDaNers!

Bacon Ranch said...

Which family members? Jessica or Papa Joe?

sandybrook said...

Yeah we rule!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Sugar, this one was easy easy. If this were charades, all I would need to see is the hoedown shuffle to get her.

Sherry said...

Has it done any good? Has she cleaned up her act? Prolly not..

Bacon Ranch said...

last I heard she was taking laxatives, Sherry.
You know, to keep up.

sandybrook said...

Laxatives are the new adderall.

Kno Won Uno said...

She spent 4 hours AT rehab, she wasn't IN rehab. Maybe it was like an orientation.
I forget why she needs rehab. Heroin? Alcohol? Lip syncing?

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ Bacon, but she's getting married so ,no doubt ,she's trying to fit the dress.

Kno Won Uno said...

We need a hybrid drug - AdderLax? LaxerAll? Stay awake the *entire* time you're on the toilet.

Count Jerkula said...

So pretty and so addicted. *sigh* I would take a Gomez/Asslee tag team for a 1/4 oz of blow. I'm sure neither would agree sober, but after 3 drinks, it would be a lock.

2 coke whores would be great, because you could play games. Cut one big line and one normal line, and say who ever puts in the most effort in the next round gets the bigger one.

WareCat said...

U & Too Short share the same bday, Steamy!
Fuck yeah!

Bacon Ranch said...

Ha Steam

if you missed it earlier, Happy Birthday!

GatorGirl said...

I swear I would get double the work done if I didn't pull up this site 100 times a day just to laugh

Harlow17 said...

she prob gets babysat by her mom. her dad is too busy chasing twinks

Leekalicious said...

This isn't good for the kiddies, Ashlee.

auntliddy said...

Wtf happened to her??

Cee Kay said...

Well, if her almost-BIL is babysitting her I'm sure she's happy as a clam.

Aoife said...

Why did they go after Ashlee so hard and give Beyonce and JLo passes?

Aeol said...

What reality show was she on?