Friday, April 11, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Beyonce and her photoshopped thigh gap.

Cher wore this. Good for her.
Christina Hendricks broke her chair. Hope it was for a good cause.
Charlie Hunnam on the set of his new movie.
David Beckham put his shoes on in the dark.
Eric Bana still looks great.
Elizabeth Berkley and
Anna Wintour and
Barbara Walters all came out to see the child molester's new Broadway version of his movie.

63 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

Wow, Jax does not look like Jax. But in the absence of our beloved VIP's FFF, I offer 23 seconds of NSFW Jax.

Hellooo, Eric Bana.

I'm guessing the "child molester's new Broadway version of his movie" is Woody Allen. Yikes.

sandybrook said...

Child molester didn't want black actors in his okay about Harlem either.

Cher is touring with Pat Benatar as the opening act in some places and that doesn't sound right.

Anna Wintour is truly lowering herself with the company she keeps lately.

sandybrook said...

*play not okay* ok spelchek?

#Gitit said...

I always thought Beyonce was proud of her thunder thighs

Charlie Hunnam is so meh unless he's Jax.

Cher's plastic surgery has really kept her young.

Bacon Ranch said...

Hi Charlie,David and Eric!

Cher..I just can't with that.

Seven of Eleven said...

Charlie and his bangs also had some time with Liv Tyler...

Count Jerkula said...

Berkley

Hendricks

Bey

I wouldn't go through Ana, Barbara or Cher for any of em.

Jessi said...

If you wanted confirmation that Enty is a woman, the "thigh gap" comment should do it for you.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

LIES! Have you really looked at the shoes Beckham is wearing? If you put those shoes in a dark room, the room is no longer dark.

L00ny biNs said...

Totally wanna do Cher.

Opening night in Phoenix with Pat Benatar was awesome!

TV Junkie said...

Wow! I am decades younger than Cher & wish I looked so good!!

TV Junkie said...

Wow! Thanks, Seven! I've never watched the show, but I think I may have to start!

8=====D aka Lil Tool. KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

It's friday night here and I'm gonna need to get massively shitfaced in order to forget that cher pic, otherwise, goodbye to boners and the minimal chance to bang some chick this weekend.

LottaColada said...

Forget the thigh gap, why are her feet pink?

Principessa Marina said...

Anna Wintour looks like she had the sudden urge to pee and doesn't want to get her shoes wet.

parissucksliterally said...

Beyonce's thighs have not been that thin since she was 9 years old. Who the fuck does she think she is fooling?

TLP said...

Proof that Bey pix must have her team's approval to see the light of day. There is no way in hell that she lost 10 inches of thigh overnight.

mooshki said...

Charlie Hunnam looks creepy as hell. I guess he would have made a good Christian Grey.

Maybe Beckham's shoes are glow-in-the-dark and that's why the one in the shade is brighter?

Jessi, I don't think that's proof of anything; the thigh gap is a "thing" now. Unfortunately.

msgirl said...

Re Woody the. Cotton Club was for whites only to hear black music. Are the performers not black?

Alicia said...

Eric Bana will forever hold a place on my heart for being Chopper - best movie ever

FSP said...

I heart thigh gap.

Renoblondee said...

Elizabeth's eyes look like she's either got a bad eye lift, or she's got Grave's disease.

Sunny said...

@jessi
There's a website called The Chive (you're welcome, fellas) that features a regular photo series of lady thigh gaps. I would bitch and moan about how sexist it is, but I read their sister site The Berry which often features hot shirtless guys all the time. Sooooooo
:)

FSP said...

Thanks @Sunny!!

Bossy Pants said...

Yay for The Berry!

Cee Kay said...

Sure, Cher looks great. She's 98% plastic!

Oh Bey. Do you honestly think you're fooling anyone? Now you just look silly. Shoulda been proud of your bod.

QueenAnne Guido said...

What happened to Full Frontal Friday? Are we reduced to a pasty on a seventy year old?!

Quelle domage.

FSP, Seven, VIP: do you thing!

Jessi said...

Oh, oh my, I like that @sunny. : )

maggs said...

Anna Wintour and her damn beige shoes she's worn for years and years!! wth

Dolphy said...

More Eric Bana, please!

Malibu Borebee said...

Oh, Cher. I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.

The Knowles girl is so dumb it boggles the mind. She has been thrusting her thunder thighs at us for years. They don't look like that.

kelli_girl said...

I read somewhere that Anna Wintour has like 100 pairs of identical Manolos, so she's not wearing the same pair of shoes all the time.

Basil said...

Hunnam is filming that movie in my town. It's a horror movie and the ironic thing is, there has already been an on set accident - a guy got impaled. Yikes!

keetz4 said...

Cher's body is more than just plastic surgery.......she must work her butt off......literally.

headrot said...

gaga wants to be chef so badly.

Betsy said...

oh, thank you 7of11.

audrey said...

WTF is with this thigh gap? Is it really worth starving yourself down to skeletal remains to have one? Who deems this the next big thing? And why do women want one so badly?

audrey said...

Oops--forgot a big thanks to Seven...Happy Friday!

PJ said...

Jax Teller should never dress like that. Even if it is for a movie role.

NaughtyNurse said...

Beyonce's thighs have been liposuctioned into a very abnormal shape. She unveiled them at the Grammy Awards.

Runswithscissors said...

Nope, he got that from Michael K and Allison.

Sunshine said...

Me loves Cher. In 1989, I went to the Mirage LV to see her open the casino. She was a no-show, flu or something. Anywho, she the best. Love ya, Baby.

figgy said...

Beyonce's thigh gap is almost as hilarious as her fake pregnancy. She slays me.

MovingOn said...

Eric Bana!!

NaughtyNurse said...

Holy shit, Seven! I just watched that clip! THANK YOU!

Kimba said...

Errr, thigh gap- thin pick legs? Note avi......lights don't lie!

Its just U said...

I love you Alicia!

Alita said...

LOL Zeeky XD

Alita said...

I've never watched SoA either .. Oh My!

__-__=__ said...

Go Cher! Bey wishes she had ITG. Exercise should be part of her daily routine. If that's photoshop or lipo it's poorly done.

Jessie said...
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vicki L said...

@Jessi, Dlisted did a story of the Beyonce photoshop thigh yesterday.
It is clear the photo has been altered, male or female would spot it.

sugarbread maker said...

Maybe those 80 s jelly shoes in pink. They're back.

sugarbread maker said...

Eric bana. Is officially a Mocktor. Sads.

sugarbread maker said...

No. It's worth getting a good Photoshop app. Duh.

Secondbecky said...

I'm quite enjoying Allison. I like playing the game where I read the post first and them try to figure out which one of em wrote it

Secondbecky said...

Also nice when you're thighs don't rub together and cause your pants to pill. That happens all the time. But still that is way too far. And gross looking.

WUWT? said...

I would have laughed if the shadow in the Beyoncé photo showed her thighs together; unfortunately the tree's shadows obscure her shadow and we can't see that.

FS said...

That Beyonce photo looks like it was shopped by a 10 year old learning how to use the program for the first time. Shit like this is why I cannot like her any more.

Lealu1 said...

Wow , just wow

Leekalicious said...

@WUWT? Bahaha. Bey wants to be bootylicious but at the same time not have thighs that would actually touch. "I wanna be able to see daylight between those thighs!" It looks like a joke alteration that my kids would make.

Brent Vassar said...

Thats not how you hold a golf club

Studio54 said...

Wintour and Walters are disgracing themselves by having anything to do with perv Woody. Walters has long had terrible judgment and is an ass kisser par excellence. Her 2000 interview with John and Patsy Ramsey was so craven and cowardly, Colorado's Governor Bill Owens demanded and got equal time. She has been kissing John Ramsey's ass since then in gutless, worthless interviews, and was silent when it came out he was indicted for child abuse leading to death along with his pimp momager wife Patsy.