Friday, May 09, 2014

Blind Item #7

Itis going to be close whether this B- list mostly movie actress can make it through all the press she is scheduled to do and all the cover shoots at the pace she is taking coke. She kicked the habit several years ago after multiple trips to rehab paid by her family. She can't go to rehab. Producers would have a fit.

27 comments:

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Olsen

sandybrook said...

Cameron Diaz?

VIPblonde said...

Dakota Johnson

hairydawg said...

Dakota doing press for 50 Shades

MadLyb said...

Dakota Johnson.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Dakota or kiki

Violet said...

She probably needs to take it to get through the dross that is 50 SOG. And I say that knowledgeably without even having read it.

Zach said...

My guess is Dakota too and I thought I was being clever! She has something else coming out soon.

T. E. Cuz said...

:(

agree dakota. very sad.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

FSoG isn't coming out til Feb 2015. Seems a bit premature.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Violet, yep. I predict rehab shortly after the premiere. With no big names attached and the 50 Shades of Whey buzz pretty much gone, that thing is going to bomb hard. People will wait for the Redbox version.

Kid coming out of X-Men: "Mom, that's my teacher! Hi, Ms Jones! What movie did you see?"
Ms Jones with a bright blush: "Umm..."
Mom looks up at the marquee above the doors Ms Jones is exciting. 50 Shades of Grey.
"Tommy, she saw a grown-up movie about painting! Now let's go get that pizza!"
Side eye at Ms Jones.

Renoblondee said...

That's what I was thinking @Kristin

Seven of Eleven said...

*should be exiting, but I'll go with the typo for the sake of Ms Jones

Violet said...

7 I know - at least with a Kindle nobody knows that you were reading it. But actually out in public? Poor Ms Jones. Parents Evening will never be the same.

T. E. Cuz said...

@kristin, yes the movie still has a while til the theatrical release, but before that is the interviewing, recording of special features/commentary, showing it in each city, and with magazine covers: those shoot between 2-4 months in advance. so for february, she might be shooting in november.

if she has lots of down time during post production, it could be a temptation to party/use.

chasing after that lindsay lohan fame...

sandybrook said...

There's no way at this time Dakota Johnson is anything but a C-list anything. After thus $hit gets reviewed she is back to D-list.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

Ms Jones bites her lip and shyly gazes through her eyelashes while her inner goddess twirls and puts on more Tiger Orgasm lipstick.

Oh my.

Seven of Eleven said...

Here I am, in a dingy lobby, exiting a movie and feeling the rush of shame following the multiple rushes of pure excitement from down there after the movie. As I put away my lipstick, I recognize Mrs Smith, Tommy's mother, as the chair of the Science Fair. CRAP, we're going to be working together for the next six weeks and her husband just flirted with me!

Mrs Smith subtly delivers a nuanced elbow to Mr Smith's ribs. I can imagine her inner goddess rejoicing, "Why have I never done this before?"

She hands the keys to Mr Smith. "I forgot to mention that Ms Jones and I were planning on having a little ladies' night out after the movie! I'll see you boys at home!"

She toodles her fingers in that suburban mom way, sending her men to the minivan to make their way to the pizza place.

I'm rooted in place. "Double crap! I think. "I can't have drinks with the mother of a student and the wife of the man who I've been having lusty phone chats with for months! He'll hate me!" I start to offer an excuse but she cuts me off with a wave of her perfectly manicured hand.

"Come along, dear," Ms Smith says, sounding like Samantha from Sex and the City. She looks like Samantha, perfect hair, perfect ensemble, perfect smile. How could I ever have thought I could compete? Triple crap!

Violet said...

Ms Jones, groaned Mr Smith, I never knew there were so many uses for a slide rule and compass.

Wendy Davis said...

Dumb.

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

You're dumb.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Wendy Davis, you knew read 50 Shades of Meh under the covers and are mad that someone's mocking it. Sorry about your batteries dying, though.

Gypsytrill said...

Malefecent

NaughtyNurse said...

Dakota. She was the one hoovering up coke over her holiday break, trying to keep her family from finding out.

Countess Eden said...

Lol...this is the best writing on the site. Thx for the giggles Violet and 7...and Ms. Jones.

nancer said...

They've had trouble with her for years. Not shocking, really.

di butler said...

Cinematic Xanax of a movie, with a snoozer star, Dakota Johnson.