Sunday, May 18, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 8, 2013

This C list mostly movie actress with A list name recognition had her heart broken when her boyfriend broke up with her. Apparently she got drunk one night and showed him the almost 1,000 naked and partially naked photos she had sent her ex. She had sent her then boyfriend of one year none. Apparently she also still has every text message and e-mail saved from that previous relationship and reads them constantly.

Minka Kelly

41 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Hide yo bunnies!

sandybrook said...

This is supposed to be Derek Jeter

Violet said...

Why would her heart be broken if she was so clearly stil in love with her ex?

FrenchGirl said...

@Violet
I read this blind like you

Alabama said...

A list what? I couldn't place her in a photo line up with the names below the photo. Name recognition...not A.

sandybrook said...

It's one thing when Jeter drops you and another when a nobody does?

hothotheat said...

Who is the ex supposed to be and who is the one who broke up with her? Did Jeter break up with her because of an ex or did someone after Jeter break up with her?

Very confusing.

Minka Kelly is A list in nothing. B list at best.

Brian said...

The Jennifer Aniston for a new generation.

sandybrook said...

She was pining over Jeter and the one after her must have realized it and wanted to move on with some girl who was actually interested in him.

TalksTooMuch said...

I think there was a Chris in there somewhere. ..Evans? O'Donnell? One of the semi-blondish ones

B said...

Apparently Chris Evans dumped her because she was still hung up on Derek Jeter.

Renoblondee said...

More like C or D list.

Sean said...

Would Jeter be willing to share those pics?

Aeol said...

Chris Evans I'm guessing.
And she's mostly TV, no? She's been on three TV shows that I can name and is probably best known for Friday Night Lights, but I can't name a single film she's been in.

jane3113 said...

I hope she was pining over Captain America to Jeter because I am superficial and Evans is way hotter than jeter.

Seven of Eleven said...

She's mostly movie? Huh, the only thing I remember her for is Lyla Miss Priss Garritty on Friday Night Lights.

a said...

I'm thinking she may be pining over John Mayer. Rereading those convos would be much better than anything Jeter's could come up with.

Sherry said...

Wow Enty actually said Minka's name.

Stu Rat said...

I thought Chris Evans broke up with her because she gave him the Jerpes she got from Jeter...

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Surely Minka can pull another retirement plan other than Jeter, the only thing she could have seen in him- she couldn't have been crying over the loss of his companionship.

Becca Parker said...

She also had a mostly useless role on 'Almost Human' this last season on Fox.
There was also a part on 'Parenthood' some time ago where she played the teacher of the autistic son of one of the couples.
So, she's mostly TV as far as I'm concerned.

Mama Abroad said...

She, Olivia Munn and the one with Jason Sudeikis (sp?) are totally interchangeable to me. When my now husband and I lived on 86th St in NY Jeter lived in the penthouse and she'd be around sometimes (at least I think it's her).

Mama Abroad said...

Or wait maybe that was JordanaBrewster? Another one I can't keep straight.

texas rose said...

She is definitely A list in name recognition. Blind does say C list actress.

texas rose said...

Come on Reno - blind says C list actress.

NaughtyNurse said...

Whoa! So Minka's got more than a little crazy in her, huh?!

Count Jerkula said...

Can someone please hack Jeter's phone and computer, then forward me a zip file of the photos? Thank you.

MrWolf said...

How the fuck does Minka Kelly have A list name recognition? WTF?

And how did she have her heart broken by sending naked pictures to her ex? Nonsense.

Renoblondee said...

Texas I meant recognition.

headrot said...

sounds like me with my ex. god....the videos he has of me :/

texas rose said...

I hear you Reno but disagree- her name gets A list recognition imo.

Brenda L said...

Man, nothing in the world feels so good as to finally be emerging from a heartbreak!

cowbulls said...

Count, if you get that file I want a copy. I think she looks amazing but knowing Jeter polluted her is a deal breaker. Thus the value of the photos.

Aoife said...

I blame her for "Almost Human" getting cancelled. Her role called for a strong presence to balance the male leads and while pretty she's not a good actress.

I guess she never got over Derek.

Habibti said...

Derek Jeter must have magic dust sprinkled on his dick to make a girl go gaga like that! Haha!

Count Jerkula said...

Minka Kelly had a hard life growing up. If her mom had a REALLY good night at the strip club, she would wake Minka up when she got home, and they would have a spending spree at the grocery store.

This is why I think Minka is the answer to the blind about the starlet doing a porn as soon as turning 18, but the tape got botched so it was unreleased, just used as shake down, so she could take mama on a spending spree.

So a chick who grew up fairly poor, whose only real talent is her depreciating looks (she aint hit the wall yet, but at 33 it aint far off) goes bonkers for a dude w/ an estimated worth of $140million is no surprise. Dude's money is just gonna grow after retirement, cause he got no baby mama's and a fairly pristine public record, so business people are going to be cutting each other's throats to partner with him. If the Tampa Bay Rays or the Yankees are ever put up for sale, I would be shocked if Jeter isn't the front man for the investment group that buys em. After 20yrs rubbing elbows w/ the Wall Street elite in NYC, he can write his own ticket business wise.

sugarbread maker said...

@count. katz's part ownership of the mets is for sale. i think he will drag it out until november when jeets is oficially retired and own part of ny mets.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sugarbread: Katz & the Coupons deny he wants to sell. Plus we don't know what it is that was talked about. His personal stake in the team? Sterling Equities shares of the team? And we don't know what percent he has of the team between the 2.

2 other points:

1) I don't see Jeter going cross town and ostracizing Yankee fans. Yeah, Tampa is in the division, but it is his new hometown.

2) Now isn't the time to sell the Mets. W/ all the young pitching they have, they are a year or 2, and a move or 2, from really breaking out. Why sell low when you are int the largest market in the country, your team is looking to break out, and your competition for fans in the city is on a downswing and losing an icon? The Mets could be a year or 2 away from owning NYC, like they did in the mid to late 80's. All them high dollar corporate fans are fair weather as hell.

Henriette said...

The Herp Jeter can't be that great.

sugarbread maker said...

@count..
katz said to "insiders"
he is tired of keeping the mets afloat due to wilpon's reckless spending
as long as katz/wilpon are partners whenever wilpon spends recklessly katz has to cover the excess debt. and katz is tired of dumping pails of water out of titanic.
most likely "insider friends" of katz put the rumors out their b/c you are not allowed to officially speak of any selling of team until you have cleared it w/ baseball commish.
but insiders can whisper
mets will be sold in part soon. katz is fed up, the way i am hearing it

Count Jerkula said...

Mets haven't recklessly spent in years. The Mets/Wilpons&Katz/Sterling Equities didn't "lose" money w/ Madoff, but they lost their nut, tightening the purse strings.

The Mets have been cutting payroll for 3-4 years. Granderson was their biggest free agent signing in quite some time. ALSO, SNY is a big money maker. The biggest debt they have is the stadium which is only a couple years old, so they have a nut to pay on that.

If Katz wants out, it is just because he is sick of Wilpon. I don't blame him for that. Fred is an idiot who gets butthurt at the drop of a hat and makes every bush league move possible (ex: sending Omar to the West Coast to fire Willie Randolph in the middle of the night to hopefully miss a news cycle). Jeff Wilpon is a tool who cares more about being buddies w/ players (Leiter/Glavine) than winning games. Jeff will be to the Mets what Jim Dolan is to the Knicks and Rangers.