Sunday, May 18, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

July 8, 2013

This A+ list mostly movie actor has been spending a lot of time away from his actress significant other. Lots of time away. Apparently he realized how little she thinks of him as anything other than a sex god and he wanted to be the one doing the hunting so he has started moving away from her and finding people he can use like he feels she is using him.

Ryan Gosling/Eva Mendes

40 comments:

derek harvey said...

I am first in line ladies *elbows TTM in the jaw*

Violet said...

Ah, diddums, poor, deep Ryan.

Lady Heisenberg said...

I thought Gosling wouldn't even lick it?! Now he is a sex god? Two thumbs down from Heisenberg

TalksTooMuch said...

Perpetuating the cycle, Ryan!! However, is it supposed that he was dating her for intellectual enlightenment? Where does the stinky cooch tie in?

sandybrook said...

whatever this blind says makes very little sense to me. He's getting some easy ass and doesnt like it because he wants easy ass?

Froggy England said...

Ah,,didn't know he was so sensitive. That's sweet. He's a bit of a girl.

Violet said...

Did she actually say to him, 'Ryan, I only think of you as a sex god'?

sugarbread maker said...

She has a stinky cooch. But he'd add till pfuck it.

TalksTooMuch said...

LOL Gosling is just not my thang, Derek, he's all yours! Now a scruffy Renyolds...

derek harvey said...

ok good---we can double-date then. I will help you lock that Blake in a closet. I know all the tricks...

sandybrook said...

psst Derek... I don't think your ass is the easy ass he's looking for

Sadie said...

Gosling may be A list, but he is NOT A+ list. He also sets off my gaydar like nobody since Keanu.

Froggy England said...

@sandy,,,I read it he wants a piece of ass, he just does not want it to be him who is the piece of ass in the relationship,

derek harvey said...

That's right Sadie---hear that Sandy? jokesjokes

sandybrook said...

oh ok thx Froggy. Keanu aint gay either Derek, ask Charlize.

Renoblondee said...

She grates my nerves.

FrenchGirl said...

He's bisexual,he's a hipster!
Gosling is not A+ list

FrenchGirl said...

In fact more i read this blind more i laugh

MovingOn said...

Who would complain about Eva Mendes using you for sex AND calling you a sex god?

Sherry said...

I don't understand this blind either. I just don't get where he's supposed to be so hot.

hothotheat said...

Aw, Gosling is sensitive and doesn't like being used.

#whatitsliketobeagirl

Sunny said...

So thisHey Girl meme was a lie?!!!

califblondy said...

Poor guy. Being treated like a sex god is just awful. Jeesh.

MISCH said...

Eva using Ryan….that's rich, Ryan honey use me….please

teresa crane said...

CALL ME RYAN. I wouldn't mind being used. Over and over again!!

derek harvey said...

***Pushes MISCH down a flight of stairs**
Sorry Teresa hate to do this to you ***Locks T Crane in the closet with Blake***

Sillygurl said...

Can I just watch Derek?

derek harvey said...

@Silly it will be available on Vivid for the low low price of 39.99...Patience my dear, Patience

Seven of Eleven said...

A man objects to being called a "sex god" and so goes hunting for another woman who will appreciate his tender sensibilities. Riiiight.

Hey, girl!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I think he's just not that into her. Who knows, maybe he's into HIMS or prob just into someone else who isn't psychotic. (I've witnessed her psycho in person!). But I thought rumor was she's needy, pushing for more commitment, and that she also has to do all "the work". (Like both the Mrs. Reynolds.)

Theo Theri said...

Wasn't gosling casted in the notebook bc the director wanted someone unattractive ? No hate, but I don't see the hype with that dude...can't even act.

NaughtyNurse said...

Whaaaaat?! Most guys I have known WANT to be treated as a sex god! What is WRONG with him???

clearly4you said...

I don't get his appeal. Nice bod but not facially attractive to me in the least...

canadachick said...

everyone knows he belongs with rachel McAdams

Topper Madison said...

I agree with the NOT A+ ranking. I'd put him at a solid B+. He's just not a leading man, but I do think he's an effective sidekick.

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LooseSeal said...

Sincerely- details please!

LowKey said...

If you lined him up next to Ryan Philippe (sp?) and Ryan Reynolds, I wouldn't be able to pick him out. They're all bland and interchangeable to me.

JuneauAK said...
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headrot said...

::fights derek for first in line::