Monday, May 19, 2014

Random Photos Part Four - Cannes Photos Part Two

Eva Longoria

Ahnold alone and
dancing with Sylvester Stallone at the
Expendables 3 premiere.
Paris Hilton is in Cannes.
Guy Pearce and his wife.
Roberto Cavalli reminds his girlfriend that he will need his balls washed later.
Lindsay Lohan
Monica Bellucci

48 comments:

OneEyeCharlie said...

Guy Pearce's cheekbones could've sunk the Titanic.

Kno Won Uno said...

Before I read the captions, I assumed pic 1 was Sandra Bullock. Must be a worse allergy day than I thought.

sandybrook said...

So Paris is yacht girling too.
Always keeping it klassy Lindsay dont fall down the yacht ramp.
Eva looks good.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Lindsay working hard to secure a director and cast for her upcoming movie that's supposed to start shooting next mon-bwah-ha-ha-ha, that shit is never getting made.

Bacon Ranch said...

WTF with Guy Pierce's wife and her f*cking shoes?
IT'S A CONSPIRACY

Arnold looks good, wow
Eva looks great

But the shoes...

the shoes

derek harvey said...

Welp Lindsay found a couple of black guys to blame if all else fails in Cannes...

Kno Won Uno said...

I'm so happy Cavalli's wearing a jacket! There's enough old guy moobs today. (one is enough, any day. yes, one moob.)

Renoblondee said...

Eva is gorgeous.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Screw it Linds, Just get on your ass and SLIiiide... Wheee!

Violet said...

I actually adore Guy Pearce.

Glitter said...

So, Lindsay's working the yachts.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Yeah, Lindsay, whatever you do don't fall down. That would break all our fucking hearts.

Kno Won Uno said...

OK, what's wrong with Mrs Pearce's shoes? I like 'em.

hairydawg said...

Jason Statham looks more like a child molester than an action star.
He must give the the blowjobs in Hollywood to keep getting roles.

Guy's wife must be a good cook.

Lyndsay heading back to the room with her first customers of the evening.

Kno Won Uno said...

Doesn't Eva Longoria look Sandra Bullock-y to anyone else? I may need to call my ophthalmologist.

Bacon Ranch said...

I'm sure he's great Violet :)
I'm just getting sympathy pain seeing these shoes. I'm not even a shoe person but I've had my toes squished in 'fancy' shoes more than once.

TalksTooMuch said...

I love Guy Pearce!! Oh Jason Statham, what are you doing with all those reprobates?? Go back to doing Guy Ritchie films, you're too good for this shite.

Also, JBE, in the scenario above, are there any other dudes involved in the glass coffee table poop-a-thon with Sylvester Stallone?

Steampunk Jazz said...

@derek, their her backup band cause... every hero needs a theme

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Any actor who can pull off The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. AND LA confidential has my vote. But loved Guy most in that movie about the memory loss.. Um. What WAS that called... Ummmmm

Steampunk Jazz said...

Love Parisite's look, for once. that dress is gorgeous and she chose a nice color for her hair that compliments it.... ; )

Sherry said...

TNC: Memento..Also had the awesome Carrie Anne Moss in it. GREAT film. I see something different every time.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Oh thanks Sherry.. But the name of that movie about the memory loss. Tip of my tongue....

Count Jerkula said...

P: Cavili's gold digger

M: Bellucci

B: Paris

Snapdragon said...

OK, hoping the ball-washing joke is a hat-tip to Lewis Black. ;)

skippy said...

TNC don't over think it , it'll come to you ..... Maybe.....eventually ..... Probably at 2am & then you'll be able to get to sleep , after a selfie high five of course.
I want to be GP's wife!

Sarah said...

Monica Belucci is too beautiful to be a real person.

Harry Knuckles said...

While Dog Killer is in Cannes her house is empty of staff. She lays them off when she's away so she doesn't have to pay them. Her dogs are there though, locked away with enough food and water to last them until she returns .....

Monica Bellucci about to take my virginity.

I guess it's too easy to say that Lohan looks wasted. But she does.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Was actually trying (clearly unsuccessfully) to make a joke. It's probably one of my top ten movies of all time. Can watch Memento over and over.

teresa crane said...

Guy Pierce's wife just NO. That outfit is a fail. Lucky gal though ;)

sugarbread maker said...

Lutz.

sugarbread maker said...

I hope the long heavy dress on Eva means no tampon times this year.
I like Paris dress
Lindsey is about to get the night train run on her. Not that she would feel it anymore.

sugarbread maker said...

I'm guessing kellan. Lutz. Is now a yacht boy?

Sylvia said...

M O M E N T E M

Sylvia said...

Kellan Lutz looks very gay even the beard does not help making him look manly LOL

fancyscreenname said...

love evas dress

oh arnie. I cant help but luv ya

arnie and stallone...pepaws <3

Kellan is hawt

...so is paris (or so ive heard)

guy pearce...yummy...he was so hot in Pricilla. hes the only guy id hump whilst in a frock.

wash just gonna praise the heavens that cavalla wasn't on a beach...then I got to the shorts.

((side eye at Lilo)) that's exactly what they expect of u. at least get their wallets.

Jessie said...

Cavalli's leg is still patched up from when we last saw him. Poor old man :(

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Do you mean Memento? Great movie! Unforgettable really.

*snickers to self...

Anna Olivares said...

I LOVE Paris' dress, gorgeous!

Ginger said...

I love Guy Pearce.

Expendables 3? Really??!!!!

And a parade of yacht girl photos.... Hilarious!

Tina Mallette said...

Love Guy! I remember watching him on Neighbours the Aussie soap opera. Next time I saw him was Priscilla Queen of the Desert WTF? He was brilliant. Also loved him in Mildred Pierce with Kate Winslet think he won an award for that. Also love him as the wacky anti prohibition cop in Lawless, who came up with that hair cut. He is another actor who is all in when he does a role.

Tina Mallette said...

And Monica is single now unless she and Vincent reconciled...

Lady Heisenberg said...

More le they are working HER. That is one heartbreaking ho stroll...

putchka said...

Lohan is on speed/coke/meth. Her legs were tree trunks 2 months ago. Now she's a Rockette, just like mommy.

Lula Surber said...

Oh Lindsey girl...she looks like she ripped the sleeve on whatever it is she's wearing, she can't ever seem to close her mouth anymore and she looks shitfaced already. I wish someone would kidnap her and take her off to sober island to live for a few years. At least 2 whole years of nobody taking her picture, nobody trying to screw her, no alcohol, no drugs, no surgeons to fuck her face up further and somewhere she'd have to get off her ass everyday and do physical labor if she wanted to eat or have shelter. It would be the biggest favor anyone could do her. While we're at it lets ship off the K family & Will Smith's kids too. But to separate islands. So they're all alone. Nobody there to listen to them whine about how hard their lives are. NO CAMERAS. We could forget they ever existed. Just Perfect!

crila16 said...

Monica Bellucci has to be one of the most beautiful women on the earth. She's more attractive than Angie.

crila16 said...

Cavalli's girlfriend is with him for LOVE. I bet they're soulmates.

Jill of All Trades said...

I was with you all the way TNC...or was i? ...teehee

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Does Eva LongWhoria work tbe poop decks these days? Lately it seems she's the one paying for it.