Monday, May 19, 2014

Stay In School Kids

Apparently Kendall Jenner had Harry Styles on the brain or Kris Jenner thought this would be a perfect opportunity for one of her daughters to stand out for doing something other than getting naked or married for millionth time. During last night's Billboard Music Awards all Kendall Jenner had to do was read and introduce the band 5 Seconds Of Summer. Too hard. Kendall admits she is the worst reader. Kylie will be worse since she went to school much less before being pulled out to make money for the family.

39 comments:

cubsfan1990 said...

Why do u hate everything???

Candyland said...

This makes me sad. Those girls had a chance until they turned 12 and pimp momma decided to exploit them too.

Ray Nicolet said...

Hipster Enty

RustyJ said...

"I'm terrible at reading". Then stay in school and learn instead of galavanting all over the place.

auntliddy said...

Pmk must be proud of her illiterate whores. Ugh.

airhead said...

Kendall is the worst one to send out, Kylie would at lest be able to say the name.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

"Hahaha, isn't my lack of basic education funny?"
Maybe Jayden will tinkle on Kylie and she can ride her shirt tails.

Seven of Eleven said...

Where's Bruce?!!

T. E. Cuz said...

Hey y'all. I'm on set today for a pay network show. You guys are keeping me entertained while I work in this funny industry.

FSP said...

She should have attended The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to Do Other Stuff Good Too.

auntliddy said...

No wonder Robs all screwed up. No tits, no ass, no brains- how cld pmk be expected to love him? Every minute he is alive and not making money is like a knife in her ice cold excuse for a heart. She just cant make a dime off him!

Ray Nicolet said...

Thanks for the update, I was just wondering where you've been all morning.

TalksTooMuch said...

He'll always have the sock empire, auntliddy

Seven of Eleven said...

@FSP, you complete me.

aemish said...

lol @FSP

Tina Mallette said...

Or she needs glasses.

sugarbread maker said...

a dumb whore at 14. no where to go but peed on straight to dvd

crila16 said...

It sickens me that no talent, uneducated, celebrity spawn are the mentors to our children. Celebrities are just getting worse and worse.

Glitter said...

Gad, I can't believe the 2nd generation of these pigs are coming up.

Krgl420 said...

There are so many jokes and mean things that could be said but this is just sad.

Has anyone seen the movie Idiocracy? That is sadly exactly where we are headed

Jade Knickerboxers said...

She looked stoned to me, idk.

nora nader said...

I don't feel sorry for anyone in that moronic family. Those young girls LOVE being the center of attention. The do whatever they need to do to get more cash in their pockets. I feel nothing but contempt that a family who made its millions from a sex tape and a show about fake reality are the epitome of success in this country. So fucking sad and wrong on so many levels.

fancyscreenname said...

is that angie harmon?

Renoblondee said...

@T. E. Have fun and let us know of any shenanigans going on! :)

Scarlett Drawl said...

As soon as I saw this I knew it was staged. Nothing that comes from that trashy family isn't for publicity.

texas rose said...

I agree Scarlett - seemed almost scripted the way she said One Direction but not sure she is that good of an actress. It is amazing that they have no shame- she handled the fuck up pretty well and just kind of wnet 'oh well' and moved on. Wonder if she acted embarrassed backstage.

Countess Eden said...

TE, dish it!

Fwiw, it's extremely difficult to read a prompter if you never have. I expect media classes scheduled in 3, 2, 1....

Pmk is gonna be so pissed about this. KenDOLL (hey dolls, ugh) screwed up. She's supposed to be the perfect one! Know your character reality babe.

Maybe she needs LASIK.

Countess Eden said...

Oh, I totally expect that Kylie will dye her hair before the big wedding or it will be chopped of or hidden. That is so not chic for the 3rdwedding of the decade.

audrey said...

How freaking sad. Another idiot perpetuating the I am pretty to look at but dumber than a sack of dirt stereotype. There are millions of teens who idolize these people and this is what they do...make it look really cool to be uneducated but a rich reality star/model/future hooker.

Breezer said...

I think she needs Zoolander's school for kids who can't read good.

Ada said...

Read??? She needs to read to be able to say what she had to say? A pre-schooler can learn more lines than that.

So it's NOT just her reading ability that she's mocking here...it's that she has no ability to mentally retain anything.

Freya said...

That's a damn shame.
Will and Jada's children are the same way. Willow was asked to read something on TV and was missing words a kindergartener should know.

texas rose said...

Freya - I think it comes down to two types of home schooling. Real home schooling is hard and kids/families that do it right a well prepared. Celeb home school is probably bullshit and just allows kid to work or not go to school. A lot of celeb parents don't give a shit and if you the power in the hands of the kids then I think we all see what happens. The really ironic/sad part is that some of these dumbshits go on to be spokepeople and advocates for political/social issues.

Studio54 said...

If you remember Robert Kartrashian reading OJ's suicide letter on live TV, he could barely read either. It was really embarassing and riveting at the same time to watch him. I assume he came from another country. How he graduated from law school barely being able to read is "interesting"....

evie2345 said...

I know! Of all the things you would think she would remember the name of the band she was supposed to introduce.

Erik said...

Ignorant nincompoop.

cowbulls said...

It's a real shame that her lady parts are all worn out by the time she becomes legal.

Sf said...
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Sf said...

Not to be controversial or anything but she could have easily been extremely nervous and blanked out. Horrible how everyone is ripping on her for being stupid, when really she could have just had a hard time presenting and keeping cool in front of such a large audience.