Saturday, June 14, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 8, 2014

This B list reality star from an A list reality show is being pulled out of school because she is failing. She never attends so is going to be home schooled. Riiiight.

Kylie Jenner

52 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

First CDaN post of the day ever by Heisenberg AND I nailed this blind too!!! What's crackin everyone!!!??

Renoblondee said...

Her parents should be ashamed but they're not. Morning errybody.

Violet said...

Hello all. Education = choice people.

derek harvey said...

I saw some interview with the young Jenner sisters and the interviewer kept asking about the book they "wrote" and they just kept answering "we don't want to give anything away-we want people to buy the book etc" it was OBVIOUS they did not read the book let alone write the book. and now they are infesting my city for the weekend where they will host an awards show. It is going to be a shit-show watching them not read the teleprompter properly...

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G said...

Color me surprised. Did the pornstar Kim graduate from high school? Sad reality is that with whatever formal education they obtained they have made millions more than those people who have graduate and post graduate degrees.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Isn't this the one who said on an awards show last month that she 'didn't read so good?'

Maybe they should start a special school for kids whose parents are pimpin' them out. Courtney Stodden could attend too.

TalksTooMuch said...

Good morning and afternoon everyone!

Is that like moderating a book club without having read the book, Derek? Asking for a friend

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Way to go Lady H!
Talk about giving Homeschooling a bad name.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Haha! Hi TTM. You would never! Would you....?

Hammer_Girl said...

@Nutty- Don't give Seacrest anymore reality show ideas.

Violet said...

My kids would put themselves up for adoption before they allowed themselves to be homeschooled by me. And vice versa.

derek harvey said...

hey TTM! It was just embarrassing---their answers full of "um-hmmm" and they kept looking at each-other every time the book was asked about. They did have vast knowledge on the subject of taking the perfect selfie and how hard it is to be worshiped lol

Lady Heisenberg said...

Thanks ya tall cup of handsome!

TalksTooMuch said...

Neverrrr, TNC

TalksTooMuch said...

High five, Lady H!

TalksTooMuch said...

Don't knock selfie taking, that shite is hard! They should teach a class, there you go! Career = chosen

derek harvey said...

I liked my guess of Pumpkin and Mama June better. Though Mama June is a better mother than PMK!

Habibti said...

She is just waiting to be legal and do an porno like big sis Kim. It worked out quite well for her. They went from average to super rich & famous. How I long for the days when no one knew about the Kardashians or Jenners...

Its just U said...

Good Stuff Lady H.
Afternoon everyone. Having a warm but dull day today. I'll take it over rain anytime. In this part of the world that counts as a good summer!

Alita said...

Derek! Fixed for you:

"it was OBVIOUS they could not read the book let alone write the book"

jack ducky said...

I never thought I'd miss the days when Paris Hilton was a bigger star than the Kardahians.

Ari said...

Same here :(

ellashm said...

@Derek haha "infesting my city", my daughter and her friend arrived in T.O. yesterday morning for the MMVAS. They hung out at the airport all day "welcoming" all the DigiFest YT stars and taking pics with them. Didn't see the Jenners and fortunately didn't care. She doesn't have ticks to the MMVAS but will just "stalk" the celebs haha BTW, she loves T.O.



derek harvey said...

@ellashm---I am sure they will have a blast---lots of relevant celebs will also be there

audrey said...

I am sure the MMVAs will be a smashing success...and all the 10 year olds who adore these two little witches will aspire to be just like their heroes--stupid and famous.

ellashm said...

@Derek They're having a great time thus far! She also went last year for the first time and enjoyed herself. According to her, the celebs were way better last year. I think this year she would be happy just to meet Lorde and Ed Shereen. Last year, she stayed a few extra days so she went to Vancouver Island and Canada's Wonderland. She also LOVES the metro system compared to ours here in MTL. Every city has its good points and bad points.

clearly4you said...

Home schooled for what? Porn?

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B said...

I thought a few seasons ago her parents pulled out her and Kendall and hired home schooling people to travel with them. There was a whole episode about it.

JSierra said...

Shut your whore mouth Derek! Mama Junebug is the shit.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Finally, they have recognized a Kardashian/Jenner needs a much more comprehensive education than a regular school can provide! Her Fall course schedule has been posted and will keep her very busy. Let's take a look:

• Hooking 101
• Intro to Sex Tape Lighting and Camera Angles
• Advanced Natural Posing for Paparazzi
• Programming: iPhone and Speed Dial of Paparazzi
• Vagimatizing Rich, Successful Men
• Getting Peed on but not Seen as a Piece of Crap by the Public
• Christianity: Jesus Saves but Kardashians Earn
• Advanced Contract Writing: The Pre-Nup
• Glove Size and Acquittals

Sherry said...

I agree TTM. ALL my selfies look like crap. Mostly because I'm in them.

Mornin all. Posting from Blanc Debris and trying to lure Orioles to the new feeder. Going bird watching in a bit at my friends place. Bitch be hoarding them at her lush estate. The abundance of food seems to help.

ellashm said...

Haha Derek the infestation in your city is getting bigger! hey just announced that Khloe and her bf The Dream? will be hosting the MMVA afterparty! Don't be surprised if the whole clan show up..

ellashm said...

@Zeeky LMFAO that is hilario! It's too perfect for their curriculum. Their mama should open up a school, she'd make a killing! Oh wait, let's not give her any more ideas..

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Blogger globbled (gobbled) up my reply. Take Two:

Ellashm - As many kids as they have between themselves, they may qualify as a school! Just don't tell her I told you, they might start wanting grant money.

__-__=__ said...

Bruce should be so proud!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Hey Sherry. Those fickle bastards just stop at my house for a day or two and then split. I lay out enough oranges to give Anita Bryant a big O. Frickin' dine and dashers. Same thing with the Rose Breasted Grosbeaks. At least the hummingbirds like me.

audrey said...

derek--do not leave the house. If you must venture out, please wear protective clothing at all times. No deep breathing...and keep moving so that the K Kooties can not catch you or attach onto you in any way. Good luck and hopefully there is still some cash left over for the city to fumigate itself upon the K infestation moving on to their next location.

BeckyMae said...

Good afternoon all! I'm watching the sunset over the Acropolis whilst driving the worst mohito ever... Crunchy sugar at the bottom... I won First World Problems today!

Sherry said...

Charlie sounds like you're just a McDonalds on the highway going to Florida. Maybe if you give them some grape jelly and nectar they'd tell their friends on the migration to stop in. Get with it man! You're a gourmet cook FFS.

sugarbread maker said...

Why do the Jenner kartrashian need an edumacation?? Do you know how many college grads are on unemployment? ?

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @Zeeky! KJ Homeschool Curriculum - you need to sell that to TMZ!

Freya said...

*applause*

Trilby said...

Brilliant!! Add: "Vajazzling 101" & "Beginner Botox: A How-To Guide for Teenagers", too.

ellashm said...

@BeckyMae ahh no way no fair! I should be sitting in my Athens condo overlooking the Acropolis! instead Im stuck here with shitty weather watching the Greeks play soccer on my tv! Hope you're enjoying yourself! BTW, forget about the Mojtos and have a Frappe or a shot of Ouzo!

ellashm said...

@Zeeky maybe you should approach them with your idea. The school could become very successful and you make a shitload of money as an investor or something. There's a lot of girls and maybe boys, who aspire to be just like them!

Susan said...

I'm w you! We need another night in Paris!

Studio54 said...

@Zeeky, LOL!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Trilby - That's right! Beginner Botox, she's gonna audit that course over the summer. It's never too early for Botox!

TMZ might be a good buyer, but I'm thinking Will and Jada Smith would be better options. When it comes to schools, they'll open any darn thing!

QueenBee said...

If 'normal' people allowed their daughters to be sexualised in the way their oxygen stealing mother does, they would be investigated by Social Services. When they are failing educationally and rarely attend school, that would also be investigated.

PMK isn't a momager she is an enabler and an abuser.

I'm not a first time poster. Mostly I'm too lazy to bother because someone has already said what I think. I also can't remember my old username from back in the day!

crila16 said...

School or no school...with a mother like Chris...they never stood a chance anyway.