Sunday, June 01, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

March 25, 2013

This C+ reality star/offspring  and her B+ celebrity boyfriend got a little too carried away at a recent event. They decided to have sex in a bathroom but didn't realize that they could clearly be heard by the catering staff and the guests at the event.

Kylie Jenner/Jaden Smith

31 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Ah, young lust.

Violet said...

Weren't they seen 'making out' at the royal wedding? Still going strong bless them.

TalksTooMuch said...

I cannot picture Jaden Smith throwing down. Which is good, because I'm pretty sure that's illegal, given my age. Still, um, keep it down?

derek harvey said...

gross. She has a stash and he wears skirts lol

Countess Eden said...

Lol Derek! She has a stash! I'm sure kimmy had a worse stache at this age than kylie. I think kylie is the rebel...

JMY said...

I'm amazed the bathroom mirror didn't throw him off.

http://i.imgur.com/TKP1ftl.jpg

derek harvey said...


@Countess! Hey girl Hey! Kylie is a pretty gal though it pisses me off when people call her ugly etc cause she is not. The stash is just one of the downfalls when being born into such prestige ; )

Sillygurl said...

I keep wondering why they invited him to the wedding, since they must know he's obnoxious, but I realized he was the biggest name that wedding had! Lol

Tongue N. Cheek said...

Awwww.... Look at all the places the pursuit of happyness has taken him.

Sherry said...

That tweet was just hilarious. Is that his version of "deep"?

derek harvey said...

lol @Sillgirl---don't forget Nene Leakes was there lmao

Sugar said...

Wouldn't it be fantastic if they rebelled by going back to school and becoming contributing members of society? Dr. Smith and Prof. Kardashian.

Sugar said...

I agree Derek. I really think Kylie is cute. She needs to stop messing with her face now though.

derek harvey said...

@Sugar----don't hold your breath for that one!

Seven of Eleven said...

I don't even want to imagine Jaden Smith having sex, but the first thing I thought of was, "Is that eyebrow smirk also his O face?"

And then...

derek harvey said...

@7 ewh lolllllll

__-__=__ said...

Sex in a bathroom! That's close Kylie - now get him to pee on you. So sweet, following in Kimmode's hoofsteps.

auntliddy said...
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auntliddy said...

This is what happens when children have no supervision or guidance. They rush into adult behavior without skills to cope with fallout. Asswipe "parents"!

Shelly Shell said...

Will & Jaden treat their kids like adults, & PMK sexualizes her daughters as soon as they start menstruation.

Count Jerkula said...

It is the way of the future. If you don't train yer girls to be cum guzzlers before their Sweet 16, then they gonna be too far behind the curve to make it in Hollywood.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Derek, IKR?!

The Berry has a list of Jaden's wise tweets and in every single one, he's making a silly face.

My favorites: #3 and then #5. Hahaha!

bellaluna said...

So is the plastic surgery. ;)

sugarbread maker said...

kylie is not marketable like kendall and pmk has made sure she has known this for years. this makes her rebellious and angry. pmk won't care what she does b/c she is not worth$$ any value to the brand like kendall and kylie knows this. that's why kylie keeps getting surgery to look like kimmode. she wants to be worth$$ something to mommy. otherwise she knows she will be pushed to the back like rob. her whore trap is her only asset right now and she knows that

parissucksliterally said...

Thought it would have been in the "toilet tower", but this was last year.

She is such a little whore. This one will be in rehab multiple times. Just wait.

parissucksliterally said...

Sorry Derek, Kylie is the Khloe of the Jenners. She looks better now, but she will never be pretty to me. Especially because her personality is so damn ugly.

Sprink said...

What a knob.

Gaby said...

The real question is: did jaden smith wear his ridiculous batsuit while doing it?

Henriette said...

I'm surprised he likes girls with his father french kissing him in public.

Aoife said...

What aisle is the brain bleach in again? I wonder if he had that same dumb expression he always has during their session?

CPS should be investigating PMK as well as the Smiths.

Lula Surber said...

@sugarbread maker You hit the nail directly on the head concerning her status with her mother. That is beyond sad. Got all the money but no love from your mother.