Tuesday, June 03, 2014

Jennifer Lopez And Casper Smart

At least Casper Smart has a type. He prefers women who look like Jennifer Lopez, but seems to like them to have an extra part that Jennifer is missing. A second of what I am sure will be many more transgendered women has come forward to say that Casper Smart spent lots of time flirting with her. The latest revelation led Jennifer to travel to New York solo this weekend and left Casper plenty of free time to go online to his chat rooms. Do you remember chat rooms? I know they still exist of course. There are lots of them, but prior to the internet exploding, it seemed like there was nothing really to do on the internet but go to chat rooms. I remember when one of my friends got a digital camera and tried to send photos they would take an hour to send via modem and they were too large to even put on a disk. Yeah, disks. Ahh good times.

Anyway, I think the only thing holding back the split announcement is that Jennifer needs to come up with an angle. The cheating thing probably but she also needs to be able to get some kind of cover out of it or an interview on television. Someone like Jen doesn't split unless there is some free publicity to go with it too. She has records to sell. I'm guessing Casper probably signed his life away when he hooked up with Jennifer so he probably only gets that truck and some cash and has to walk away and never talk about his time with Jen. Maybe she will throw in a couple of hundred bucks for some webcam site so he can meet someone new.

48 comments:

sandybrook said...

I wonder if she sends the Ghost out to find the she-males for them both to share? I bet JLo has a lot of freak in her.

TalksTooMuch said...

Can't blame a fella for that. Sexuality being a spectrum and all. When do we start speculating about whether Klondike has a penis? Just lemme know! Also, BOO, cheating bad!

Katie said...

I think it was a disc as opposed to a floppy disk. Floppies were pre internet

MontanaMarriott said...

On a hilariously related note, guess who will be doing a free "concert" in the Bronx?!?! Yes LOLOL I cannot wait for the Milli Vanilli moment to occur cus there is NO way in hell she's singing live.

LottaColada said...

Her taste in men has always been horrendous.

TalksTooMuch said...

Girl you know it, girl you know it, girl you know it's most likely anyway

Tigercat said...

Caspar must've wanted out. Or else, he's the opposite of smart.

When you're in a "business relationship," the rules of the game are pretty clear. His dalliances weren't discreet. So it seems, publicly getting back at JLo was more important than riding the cash cow.

FSP said...

@Lotta - His too!

FSP said...

I had no idea she was still making records/CDs/albums or whatever Enties wants us to call them.

T. E. Cuz said...

why is she keeping him around? whether she is a good entertainer or not, she could easily find a guy who will give her the monogamy and structure she wants.

sandybrook said...

damn FSP the woman in your avi is almost as hot as Shia's mom!

Vera L- said...

cosign T.E. Cuz.

Casper has lost all his gold digger cred

FSP said...

@Sandy - we now know who let the dogs out

LottaColada said...

@FSP- lol

Kno Won Uno said...

I remember dial-up.
Let's review JLo's romantic career:
-Waiter
-Diddy
-Back up dancer
-Affleck
-Skeletor
-Back up dancer
Looks like a celeb is in the chute in the gumball lottery bingo machine.
A Baldwin might have been amusing.
I'll go with Hologram Tupac for $500, Alex.

Henriette said...

Casper's so dumb that he will probably try to release a tape of her like her first husband did.

Dexamyl said...

I have to admit this baffles me. I understand liking women, men, or both. And I've been with both. But the sexual appeal of drag queens and pre-ops escapes me.

Not that I'm judging. I guess I can only deal with one gender at a time.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Morning, All. I am in a thrilling meeting. I just wish I could share the joy with you. Thankfully I can surreptitiously view this site on my phone.

Caspar doesn't strike me as the MENSA type.

Henriette said...

@Dexamyl
I thought the beauty of it all was not having to choose.

Casper has that derp face so I think he was just stupid. I can't believe he's got the brains to publicly out JBlow.

cubsfan1990 said...

shut up

audrey said...

Well at least she hasn't married this one....yet. And while she very well may be MV she has sung live at least once--I think on SNL when she did the song about the shoes. It sucked but she did sing.

Ari said...

"He prefers women who look like Jennifer Lopez, but seems to like them to have an extra part that Jennifer is missing."

Beautifully put

Henriette said...

@audrey
JBlow wasn't singing on SNL, but using a back track. She did her's before Chesiica's sister got caught doing it.

Frufra said...

Wonder where her kids are these days? Never hear about Max and Emme any more; the google tells me they're six now. They'll probably end up in a support group with Mariah's twins and Tori and Dean's brood. Sadness.

txredhd said...

I would totally do him.

Shelly Shell said...

She's probably moving fast to line up someone else, most likely trying for a celeb again, she had tried for PitBull, but he did a screw & dump to her, then she'll give interviews about how in love she is with this new celeb & how it was over between her & the ghost for a long time, but just didn't want another failed relationship & they were just going through the motions.

MeanieRhysie said...

@FSP...Lololol

Jessica Larson said...

Jen has a pattern, she's been trying to get another celeb for awhile now, as soon as she has one, she will dump the over friendly ghost, who will get to keep the gifts she gave him.

Renoblondee said...

Lol @ Ghost. She won't wanna be humiliated by it all and who can blame her.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

I personally was a big fan of Yahoo chat!

Cecilia00 said...

I have no doubt they has an understanding, and that part of that understanding was that his activities never became public.

The delay is not just getting an angle and a cover, but how to lessen her embarrassment and humiliation in the eyes of the general public who saw the relationship as true. In Their eyes, she has been cheated on.
And no matter the gender specifics, I can't see J.Lo's ego liking the public thinking that. She is too hot and sexy for a man to want to go anywhere else, of course. So she needs to find a way out of this.

Hammer_Girl said...

She'll just blame it on the rain

TalksTooMuch said...

It kept falling, falling

nancer said...

she's looked like a complete idiot since she took up with this clown. so i'd say him repeatedly embarrassing her by doing shit like this is no huge surprise and went with the territory. i don't feel sorry for her at all.

Hammer_Girl said...

Hopefully they are happy over in Dragonland, blissfully unaware.

epiphany said...

So, given her pattern of alternately dating a famous guy, then a non-celebrity, who will be the next famous guy she dates? My guess is Pitbull.

Frufra said...

@Hammer - one can only hope. And I TOTALLY wanted to make fun of her for naming her kids after DragonTales, but I have a 12 year old named Zach, and I couldn't swear it isn't because of the endless hours I spent watching that show with my older son. At least he wasn't a girl that I named Weezie!

Cleodacat said...

I still think he has some dirt on her and has blackmailed her into a "relationship". He started as a backup dancer, has no looks, they have NEVER shown any chemistry (remember Ben?), and he's drug her thru the dirt numerous times with his issues. Do you really think she's stood by him out of love?

rajahcat said...

Pitbull already rejected her....after the one night stand thing

she has the worst judgment just the worst

maybe try dating a non celebrity man that is her age or older and not in it for the celebrity angle or the money-might just work for once

bellaluna said...

She's one of those "in love with being in love" gals. She'll split with him when she finds someone new.

Anothergrayhare said...

@HammerGirl, best line of the day.

Sherry said...

Yeah where ARE her kids. You never see them ever.

Count down to explosion for this "relationship".

Zach said...

I've seen her perform live though and she actually sang! And got rained on!

NJ FireFighter said...

When everything you do in your life is calculated based on the publicity angle, stuff like this is going to happen and it's going to be embarrassing to you, whether its yet another breakup, or your significant other is cheating on you, etc. If these celebs took the time to have a real relationship and genuinely care about someone else and forget what is good for their image, I think we would see less of this.

Senor Salty said...

I don't see what the big deal is here. So he likes the 3rd branch. She had to know he swung both ways. She's hot, but a world class twat.

Show me a hot looking chick (see Halle Barry) an I'll show you a guy who is sick of her

NaughtyNurse said...

Wait. She needs an ANGLE to break up with him? I think the angle goes anywhere from flaccid at about 20 degrees to erect at 90 degrees.

Ana Maria said...

...I'm guessing the thing holding up the split announcement is that he must be a good nanny to her kids...

Hits123 said...

Casper not so Smart is a douche. She could have anyone - seriously. Jennifer - rid yourself of this loser.