Monday, June 09, 2014

Your Turn

Favorite Seinfeld quote.

91 comments:

Riven said...

Silence.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

"Another sock that didn't make it."

AJ said...
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helen smith said...

These pretzels are making me thirsty. It's soon funny when my 4 year old says it.

AJ said...

I was in the pool !!!

Renoblondee said...

"They're real and they're spectacular!" never gets old.

AJ said...

Their real and their fabulous :-)

Seven of Eleven said...

I WAS IN THE POOL!

#spongeworthy

Gayeld said...

*crickets*

Jessi said...

"Get out of here!" (with a good hearty push)

Cheryl said...

I'm going with Jerk Store!!!

sandybrook said...

No soup for you!

OneEyeCharlie said...

I am master of my domain

Cheryl said...

..and SERENITY NOW!!!

Kristin (Wiglet) said...

"The correct answer is...Moops."

marlolovespaty said...

"Festivus for the rest of us!"

Jason Blue Eyes said...

"Turn to the cookie, Elaine. Turn to the cookie."

QueenAnne Guido said...

+1 Charlie. The nuns were right: I did go blind.

Zach said...

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

Elaine Benes is POTUS, everyone!

TV Junkie said...

"I don't wanna be a pirate!" I bought my BF the puffy shirt for Christmas!

GatorGirl said...

Are you sponge worthy?

Riven said...

@Gayeld ^5

(Unless crickets is actually a Seinfeld thing cause it's not like I'd know, in which case you can still have the ^5 but just for general purposes and not for Seinfeld).

Steampunk Jazz said...

" No Soup For You! "
If I ran a restaurant, I would be a soup Nazi too...!
Manzziere/ brozziere
Festivus..
" we have now come to ...THE FEATS OF STRENGTH!"
" Can you spare a square?" :-D
I'm always amazed when that doesn't work...how can you Not know what I mean?

Dizzel said...

Cooostanaza.

Dolphy said...

You can stuff your Saris in a sack!

Dizzel said...

*less the "a" between the "n" and the "z"*

Renoblondee said...

Keep it in the vault!

Tillie said...

You want a piece of me?!!!

Kat has left the building said...

All of them!!

OT I am dying for Enty to do a post on how Jennifer Lopez, who is a "co-singer" in the World Cup theme song is not even going to Brazil to perform it. I know Enty could do the most hysterical post about it!

pat said...

Yo Yo Ma!

Matt said...

(Kramer)On being asked why he was back from baseball fantasy camp early:

"There was an incident."

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Sugar said...

CARTWRIGHT!

parissucksliterally said...

HOW can I pick just ONE?

No way.

abbiesgail said...

"I thought you were happy-go-lucky!"
"No. I'm not happy, I'm not lucky and I don't go."

Also: "You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high."
"I went out with you, didn't I?"
"That's because my standards are too low."

Sherry said...

Kramer -Jerry I'm swinging free!
Elaine - "I don't see how you guys walk around with those things."

Susan said...

Serenity now.

I say that all the time. Love that Mr. Costanza.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

"He's a close talker".

AKM said...

"They're real...and they're spectacular." Fits with so many things and not just boobs.

Kat has left the building said...

My all time fav Seinfeld scene bc I can't choose one line

alp102000 said...

"You yadda yadda'd over the best part!" "I mentioned the bisque."

Suzyanne Guzicki said...

None, never could get into that show.

Tongue N. Cheek said...

It was a Scratch!!

b-fabulous said...

Get jiggy with it

TV Junkie said...

Oh - and also "Now I'M driving the bus!"

Laninna said...

“We were on a break!" Oh, wait...

fancyscreenname said...

Festivus...

"...as I rained blows upon him, I thought, there's got to b another way." -Sr. Costanza

Tehehehe

RowdyRodimus said...

"What's the deal with (insert obviously cliche object for ridicule here)"

Melissa said...

Serenity now!!! I still say that.

nancer said...

not that there's anything WRONG with that.

nancer said...

SHRINKAGE!!

AndrewBW said...

I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving it!

Maidstone said...

“Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. ”

Bally said...

"That's not gonna be good for anybody."

Poni-Tayl said...

"Serenity Now!"

Kitty said...

Jerry said (often) in the episode EVEN STEVEN: Thing always even out for me.

rajahcat said...

not that there's anything wrong with that

NJ FireFighter said...

"Her name rhymes with a female body part." "Mulva?" "Oh, Dolores!"

Pip said...

Puddy: "What's going on with you and vegetable lasagna there?"
Elaine: "This guy? He's an idiot. He doesn't mean anything to me."
Vegetable Lasagna: "I can hear you."

fancyscreenname said...

@Andrew
HA!...Good one.

Frivolity said...

"Undatable!"
"Then how are all of these people getting together?"
"Alcohol."

Mrs.C said...

Maybe the dingo ate your fiancé.

N. Twinkie said...

Pulp can move, baby.

PugsterMom said...

No soup for you!

Turkish Taffy said...

"The Summer of George". Every summer for years my daughter makes these elaborate plans for fun and something terrible always happens.

crila16 said...

"Festivus for the Rest of us!!!"

kpist said...

"I cannot spare a square"

Elaine and Teri Hatcher in the bathroom stalls and Elaine was out of paper and asked for some.

Kristina said...

Sweet fancy Moses!

Furriner said...

"You are not a comedian."

Count Jerkula said...

"Hey little girl you want some candy" - his pick up line when he met Soshanna.

auntliddy said...

Kramer:" oh, its all authorized."

auntliddy said...

Also- Mr Bookman-"I know your type'. Flashy, always making the scene!"

sugarbread maker said...

^5 +1 always and Forever

michelelala said...

"The sea was angry my friends; like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli......"

Sherry said...

THAT'S what it was supposed to be. Thanks Andrew.

Putitawayluv said...

I find "he/she's a low talker" comes up in conversation a lot haha

HOOCHIEMAMA!!!

Michel said...
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BeckyMae said...

"I haven't got a square to spare" -Jamie Gertz

jane3113 said...

I could see if you ordered the regular salad. But you had to have the BIG SALAD!

Kaye said...

I actually never saw this show because I lived for decades in a country where it wasn't broadcast, now that I am in the US, I have to admit I find the humor lame - sorry :-D

Kamikaze Butterfly said...

He's Sponge-worthy.

Harlow17 said...

top of the muffin to you

lmnop123 said...

Newman! Hello, Jerry.

Elaine: I'm out! It was John John.

Elaine to Puddy: That's IT we're getting back together again!

George: I work for Vandelay Industries and we're into latex.

No Soup For You! Come Back In One Month!

Elaine: I can't go to the show with you Jerry. I have to go buy Socks for Mr. Pitts.

Jerry you're an anti-dentite (says Tim Watley aka Bryan Cranston).

You have to see the baby!

Jerry to Bania: That's it! Enjoy your meal! Soup and salad is a meal.


Kassandra said...

"See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them."

AB said...

Maybe the dingo ate your babay

AB said...

I always wanted to pretend to be an architect.... Said George/Art Vandalay

krychek said...

So many…. NO SOUP FOR YOU .

Jerry said...

Kramer, while sitting in a sauna:

"Geez, it's like a sauna in here."

LT said...

so many from "The Contest:

Kramer, slamming his money down: "I'm out!"

Jerry and George: "Are you the king of your castle...the master of your domain..."

mzmarymac said...

Do his jokes offend you as a Jew?
NO-they offend me as a comedian!

Kokopia said...

The summer of George!