Saturday, August 30, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

January 4, 2014

"I can't really do anything with you right now but if you want to find another girl I'll watch both of you or you could use this beer bottle on yourself or something." (For now) A list singer/celebrity talking to a woman he met in a hotel bar this week while his wife was asleep upstairs. The woman declined. He then moved on to another woman.

Robin Thicke

36 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yipeeee Meanie Rhysie nailed this one on the frist!!!

Vera Christina said...

Gross.

Scarlett Drawl said...

Herp outbreak?

MeanieRhysie said...

Woot! Thankee very much! :)

Brenda L said...

"but if you want to find another girl I'll watch both of you"......really Robin? You mean it? Oh you are so awesome!!

Seven of Eleven said...
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MISCH said...

WTF is wrong with him ?

Seven of Eleven said...

One does not simply herp or derp!

Count Jerkula said...

No harm in asking.

Basil said...

A beer bottle? What the hell kind of pick up line is that? Does not surprise me in the least the young lady declined.

Anjelicka64 said...

That's a class act right there..

Kat has left the building said...

I'd rather know if the girl was dumb enough to do it

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

He sings about Lines being blurred but his Lines are a turd.

Habibti said...

Ewww...are there girls who actually use beer bottles? Yuck!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Acorn, tree... he learned from one of the best.

Louise said...

He at least could have have offered her a warm cucumber instead of a cold bottle of Smirnoff Ice.

Bee Haven said...

Hasn't Robin heard the story of Fatty Arbuckle and Virginia?

Yoj said...

@Bee Haven
An old-old-Hollywood reference?
Bee, you're the bestest!

teresa crane said...

I'm sure that wasn't the first time he has used that line

And trust that some girl of course took him up on the offer

Steampunk Jazz said...

the bottle neck is bigger, I guess, then he is after all his excess...

texas rose said...

Why does everyone think it was because of a herp outbreak?? Maybe he got into a bad burrito and had the shits.

sugarbread maker said...

herps outbreak, for the save!!

Yoj said...

@texas rose
Talk about shit vs diarrhea.

Count Jerkula said...

@habibiti: I hung out w/ a chick once who kept an empty vodka bottle in her freezer to masturbate with.

texas rose said...

Yoj - he may well have been wearing one of the adult sized diapers and was too embarrassed to let her see.

Yoj said...

@texas rose
But he wasn't too embarrassed to hang out in a hotel bar wearing an adult diaper? Yep, sounds like Thicke.

Yoj said...

@Count Jerkula
From the freezer?!?!

texas rose said...

Yoj - I'm assuming he was wearing pants, so no.

Yoj said...

@texas rose
Never assume Robin Thicke is wearing pants.

delete account said...

Eww to the eww to the eww eww eww.

Laninna said...

Don't you have to drill a hole in the bottle bottom to prevent suction? Or is it an uncapped bottle? Obviously not experienced in bottle fucking.

Yoj said...

@Laninna

StuffandNonsense said...

"Use this beer bottle on yourself". Da fuq? Dude, you can't even bothered to finger fuck her? Lazy ass motherfucker.

Christopher Cruz said...

Bahahahahahaha!!!!

Bee Haven said...

Yoj, yhanks. I'm a nerd. People my age are often derisive. Meh. I had a very "cultured" upbringing (thanks Dad and british comedy, Hollywood Babylon 1 & 2, and the best collection of old movies most people haven't heard of.
Eg. Arthur Askey, the Ghost Train. Or the "modern silent" classic, The Plank.
I used to imagine I was the daughter of Nick and Nora Charles.
Don't mention The Doctor either..nerd signing off *vulcan signal*

B626 said...

She should have crammed that beer bottle down his gullet till it broke and then made the POS swallow glass