April 11, 2014
#3 - This former A list tweener is an a-hole and I still don't like him but he did manage to give away a little over $2M last year to charity and he hasn't started classifying hookers as a charity yet.
Saturday, June 07, 2014
March 18, 2014
This C+ list mostly television actress offspring was really loud while having sex in that famous West Hollywood nightclub over the weekend. She had quite the crowd outside the door when she finished and had about ten people give her applause for her performance.
December 29, 2013
I think it was really awkward for everyone at Christmas dinner when this former A list mostly movie actor went to go spend time with his girlfriend leaving his former A list movie actress wife back at the table with their kids and her kids.
April 11, 2014
I'm shocked. This A+ list entertainer(singer) who will always be A list at least in the singing part of her career stayed after an exercise class twenty minutes to take photos with everyone in the class who wanted one with her. She has never done that before. Ever. She always comes in a few minutes late and leaves a few minutes early.
April 8, 2014
This late night talk show host doesn't get much press but he is incredibly funny. He is also generous. He paid for the conversion of a van for the father of a staffer on his show who was paralyzed. He also paid for the refitting of the house to make it accessible. Nice touch.
May 4, 2014
This Academy Award winning actor who has done practically nothing since he won except be a pain was hitting on underage women at a bar even after they told him they used fake id's to get inside and were 16 and 17 respectively. He kept wanting to buy them drinks and take them home.
Cuba Gooding Jr.
May 3, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actress went bra less for her daily pap shot but decided after seeing the photos they showed way more than she intended so went and bought a bra and then had the pap take more photos.
April 11, 2014
This foreign born B- list entertainer(singer) sometime actress says that when she is with another woman it is not cheating on her entertainer(singer) boyfriend. Well, she has been the standard in cheating in recent years so the new woman every night she is with will not be considered cheating by me either.
June 4, 2014
This foreign born B list singer/sometime actress texted a friend that she had sex with this former A list tweener just because she wanted to see what it was like. I'm sure her boyfriend will be thrilled by that.
Rita Ora/Justin Bieber
May 2, 2014
#1 - Tawny Kitean and this former A+ list mostly television actor who has not translated his television success to movies or really any other network shows but has a great little side project going on right now.
May 23, 2014
This foreign born B+ list singer must know that his B list celebrity girlfriend is cheating on him, and that the relationship is over. Why else would he have chatted up that other woman on a really long flight to the point where they hid under a blanket for an hour in First Class before she emerged and hightailed it to the bathroom.
November 19, 2013
This former A list mostly movie actress who was once in the top three actresses on the planet and still has A list name recognition is lonely. It is not like she is old. She is aging but has so many fake parts that aging might be on hold forever. She has an A list mostly movie actor husband but he is the cause of what is going on in our actresses' life.
She tends to shop a lot. She is out shopping almost everyday. At this point no one is willing to hire her for the roles she wants. She thinks she is in her 30's and wants to be a sex symbol. She can't accept that she has become older and needs to play mothers and maybe even grandmothers to get roles. So, she shops and spends hours in stores and only buys enough to keep the sales people talking to her each time she goes in. She might spend $200-300 a day which seems like a lot but is probably less than she would spend on therapy and doesn't make a dent in the millions of dollars she has.
Her husband has not slept with her in ages and prefers women in their 20's who give him that extra bit of kink he has learned to crave. Our actress would probably be up for it because she definitely used to be up for anything but he doesn't even give her the chance any longer. He trots the wife out for red carpets and photo ops and when she is sober.
He says he is spending time away from her because she is not sober any longer. A very very close relative told me though that he is the reason she slipped and is back boozing and doing some drugs again. That she was trying to face being rejected by him and his insistence they not publicly split. She wanted to but he told her she would never get anyone ever again. The guy is a an a-hole and she just smiles and pretends to the world that everything is great while she sinks further and further into a pit of depression.
This will be revealed.
Melanie Griffith/Antonio Banderas
April 25, 2014
A room service waiter got the surprise of his life the other night when this B- list singer/newbie actress answered the door and told our waiter to set up everything in the living room. There in the living room was a half naked woman lounging on the couch and when the waiter wouldn't stop staring, the singer asked the waiter if he would like to join them. He said no. He did get a big tip though.
Tracy Morgan was riding to his home in a limo bus after performing at the Dover Downs Hotel in Delaware when the bus was struck by a semi causing the bus to flip over. Four other vehicles were involved in the crash early this morning. The limo bus was the only vehicle to roll over and one person in the bus was killed and four others were either listed in critical condition like Tracy Morgan or fair condition. Besides the semi that struck the limo bus there were two other semis involved and an SUV.
Friday, June 06, 2014
Ashley Benson and her gold chain wearing boyfriend seem to be back on again.
Jessica Alba has some explaining to do about the products she claims are natural.
Eva Longoria and Cameron Diaz
Another drunken night in London for Lindsay Lohan.
Just a couple of more weeks for your Reader Photos to be included in the Random Photos leading up to Reveal Day when you can see it again. If you would like your photo included, e-mail it to firstname.lastname@example.org
Five parts today.
Robert Pattinson and Guy Pearce did a little Sydney Opera House photo op yesterday.
This B- list mostly movie actress is usually the one doing the cheating. This time around though it is her significant other who is doing the cheating. The crazy thing is he is cheating with one of her friends who also happens to be dating the B lister's co-star.
May 1, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actor decided to sleep one off at a Pottery Barn this week. Our actor walked over to a couch and passed out there for almost two hours. The staff let him be and when he woke up he didn't say anything but just walked out of the store.
I don't have much to say this week in the way of announcements. I will be here all weekend blogging away and if you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer
This actor is A list. Foreign born. Multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. After many years of searching he finally found the perfect partner. Back in the day our actor discovered his love of S&M. His first wife had no interest in it at all and our actor soon found himself in sex clubs and paying escorts to fulfill his fantasies. At the time he began his journey he had to keep everything quiet for fear of ruining his career. Not so much because of the affairs but because of his kink. When the internet started launching dating sites, our actor was an investor in one of the first S&M sites. In return for his investment (which has paid off to the tune of millions of dollars) he was given special access to the site and the personal information of all the members. Our actor would pick and choose from those he found interesting and would use one of his many profiles on the site to engage the person in conversation and see what would happen. It is the place where he met his current wife. Our actor did find one actress who he had a long affair with while he was married. She was A list at the time and drop dead gorgeous. She is probably a C list now, but she still has A list name recognition. She enjoyed all the role playing with our actor, but he found her to be too Hollywood and to into herself to be with her permanently.
May 1, 2014
This barely hanging on to A list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner recently shot a spread for a magazine. Her people made it very clear that our actress would leave if anyone smoked near her or even if they smelled like smoke. Our actress then spent the entire time in between photos chain smoking. She went through two packs in about three hours.
May 1, 2014
This former A list mostly movie actress has had a turbulent ride through Hollywood and is not even that old, but it feels as if she has been around forever. Her A list name recognition is the only thing that is keeping her in the B range. Her history and personal life have kind of hindered her ability to get parts. Despite all of that, she is practically bankrupting herself because of all the money she gives to two or three different charities and spends almost a thousand hours a year volunteering at them too.
May 2, 2014
This former A list mostly television actor comes from an acting family. Our former actor though is unlike many of his acting brethren. Our actor does everything possible to avoid being noticed or recognized in public to the point he would prefer to stay inside and let his family or assistants run all errands. Our actor also prefers being behind the camera now.
There is an actress who had one line to read in a movie. She now has several pages of scenes all because she is having sex with the B list mostly movie actress who name dropped her boyfriend to the producers. The funny thing is the boyfriend would be ticked off if he knew his girlfriend was cheating again so it was probably not the best decision.
This A list mostly movie actor is a tool so it should not surprise anyone he left his girlfriend home to attend a premiere and after party where he proceeded to collect phone numbers but threw most of them away except for the one who agreed to sleep with him that same night.
This B list television and movie actress is still technically married. She has had a bad couple of weeks but thought she might have snagged a B list very good looking former co-star to give her some fresh publicity. She has played this game though before with one of his closest friends. It didn't stop our B lister from having sex with the co-star, but he did tell her it was a one time thing. After.
This C list lesser known sister of this huge entertainment family hates her more well known A list sister. The C lister thinks her career was ruined by the more famous sister. She also thinks the more famous sister threw her under the bus when it came to their even more famous brother. That is the reason the C lister had to hustle and scheme to make money and never got the monthly stipend everyone else received.
Posted by ent lawyer at 7:15 AM
This very recent celebrity with the interesting name knows she will soon fade away so she spent two days this week making two separate sex videos with two different men that she is going to sell and hopefully extend her infamous 15 minutes.
This former A list mostly television actress who has trouble finding work since her hit almost network show went off the air almost a decade ago but still has A list name recognition, was a little drunk the other night. That might explain why she was pressing this former A+ list entertainer(singer) to come out of the closet. The guy looked embarrassed and walked away.
This former A list entertainer(singer) has been a busy guy this week. Also popular with both sexes. One night this week our singer left a bar on a the ground floor and made his way to a bathroom on the top floor of a hotel to have sex. Twice. One woman and one guy.
Thursday, June 05, 2014
Bradley Cooper shows off his Mini-Cooper.