Sunday, July 09, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #1

July 6, 2017

This alliterate A- list mostly television actor has the worst pickup lines ever. He is surrounded by models this week and he has no game. None. No one there knows who he is and it is painful to watch.

Aziz Ansari/Paris Fashion Week

19 comments:

Frufra said...

I don't get him. He clearly doesn't approach the right type of women. He's funny and smart - how does that not work for him?

Andi said...

He needs to stick with B/C list actresses or IG "models", hot women lower on the ladder than him.

snitty said...

Can it be worse than Kevin Costner's "Wanna see my dick?" line?

Phyllis Whitweed said...

He is so smart and funny, but maybe it's that annoying voice he uses. Seems like he has some self-esteem issues and goes after women he knows he can't get, or women he thinks will make him get respect.

8==D KermitGosnellKnobJob said...

Ugly as hell and not famous enough to pick golddiggers.

Swanky Bubbles said...

Isn't this the same guy obsessed w Jennifer Lawrence but she won't give him the time of day?

police dog said...

kevin costner is an old man who still thinks his dick is in 1996

Meg00m said...

I agree! I also think he's cute. I think he goes for too young. Should daye someone his age.

Meg00m said...

Date

sandybrook said...

I feel bad for him in a way, he should at least be able to score a golddigging tramp for a quick romp in the sack no matter what type of personality he has.

texasrose said...

Don't feel bad for him. I bet he has a pretty fantastic life and get's more pussy in the States than 99.9% of the population.

Brian said...

There are golddiggers out there for anyone who has had even a brief flirtation with fame. If Screech can get pussy from his long ago fame, anyone can.

Hayley said...

Speak for yourself.

Stimpy said...

I love him and think he is funny. I think a lot of these comments are really mean.

dean said...

Who?? Never heard of him. Can't possibly be A- list.

longtimereader said...

Agree he is realty talented. Outside the on stage bluster, plenty of comics/performers are shy and awkward. His fame doesn't travel to France, however.

Mooshki said...

He has his own show that's a big hit for Netflix. Definitely A- list.

OKay said...

I get that models are stupid and all, but why in the hell would they even want a guy who has "game?" Or do they all just feel like they're only good for a night anyway?

Hygiene First said...

He's talented, but the voice is not appealing. I could probably get over that though