Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Thank you all for the comments and e-mails about Little Britain. I get BBC America, but have yet to watch the show. Lately on BBC I just have been watching Gordon Ramsay's two shows. I checked the schedule for Little Britain and it appears I miss it because it comes on in the middle of the night. So, I will set my DVR and make sure I do not miss any future episodes. Now, someone send me some photos or a YouTube link from the reception. I am sorry Hugh Grant did not get into the festive mood of the wedding. Maybe his blind item romance is not going well?


So, it seems as if the tranny lover from last Friday is going to be reunited with his original crush in the very near future. Will K-Fed be the man in the middle? Perhaps Whitney Houston will be the man in the middle. Did I say that?

When this A-List couple got divorced (were they really ever married?) he wanted to keep all the lingerie and other intimate apparel he had purchased for her. It took weeks to go through all the store receipts and bookkeeping records to find out who had purchased what. Some thought he wanted the lingerie out of spite because of her rumored cheating, and others think it is because he enjoys wearing it, even if it is too big.

What high-profile, huge wedding, marriage of convenience (not last Friday’s) is coming apart because he started sleeping with her boy toys instead of finding his own and is doing so in an unprotected way?

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

J Lo and Marc as last friday's marriage of convienence?

Muddpuddle said...

I think the last one is Star Jones and Big Gay Al.

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh Lord I forgot about them. Ew.

gossipmama said...

Is Tom Cruise the lingerie keeper?

Anne from KS said...

I think the A-list panty pair is Tom Green and Drew Barrymore. He seems like the type, although I wouldn't necessarily consider him A-list anymore (if ever).

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Bland said...

Lingerie couple: Liza and David Guest?

Rachel said...

I was thinking Star as well. 11:54-did it say NOT last Friday's? the only high profile marriage I can come up with right now is Tom and Katie's. ha! Unfortunately I don't think it's them. Who the hell else is married in a big blow out wedding??!

Anonymous said...

I vote Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman. Remember, that marriage was deemed never legit in the eyes of Kidman's church, which is why she was able to marry the country singer in the church in Australia...and being that she's so much taller than he is, her stuff would be big on him!

Femme Cafe said...

Tom Cruise for lingerie

star jones sounds like a good guess for the 'boy toys's story

Anonymous said...

Kid Rock and Pam Anderson. He's skinny and she's, well...

Femme Cafe said...

Ent Lawyer could you link again to "last Friday's marriage of convienience I seem to have missed it now.. I can't find it.

the current marriages of convenience? TomKat of course... many think JLo and Skeletor are married for convenience too

Liza and David were def married for convenience..

Anonymous said...

The couple is divorced so it cannot be Star and what's-his-face nor can it be Tom and Katie.

Tom-Nicole is a good guess. That the lingerie would be "too big" for the guy is a good hint but is it too big due to height or weight or both? Demanding the return of lingerie gifts is petty. If the man simply wanted lingerie for cross-dressing, he could just go buy it on the pretense of buying a gift. To want his soon to be ex-wife's lingeries is the act of a petty control freak and maybe something weirder.

Anonymous said...

Con couple...Brad and Jen? Reese and Ryan are in the process of I guess.

Anonymous said...

^^ Sorry scrap the above guesses, those guys have already come apart.

Isn't half of HW married for convenience?

Anonymous said...

Okay, Xtina and Jordan, Pink and her husband and Avril and Derek are recent high-profile weddings.

Femme Cafe said...

thanks for the link ENT!
ok... that (last Fridays)marriage for convience could be many people but thinking of Star Jones right now. Her wedding was huge, the guy is well gay and they're not exactly A-Listers or are they? They are B-listers at most...

as for the couple today.... John Travolta and his wife. That was a big wedding and its been fairly known that he's gay and sleeping around only these days he's more brazen... people have been reporting on how he's hitting on guys in massage places and gyms etc... their marriage is and was for show and they're definately A-listers

buzzcock said...

The transvestite lover was clearly Gwen Stefanis husband Gavin Rossdale (who is clearly far more famous in the USA than here in the UK) and you're now suggesting he will soon meet up with his previous transvestite lover then, ENT>? So how does that work>? not only is George O'Dowd certainly HIV+ now, but by his own admission he hasn't seen Gavin for at least a decade. Add this to the fact that O'Dowd is now really unattractive and fat (and believe me, Gavin has been seen with many younger androgynous young men in London over the last five years) and the allusion to Whitney Houston, I can only surmise that things are changing in your blog.... hmmn, mabye you'll tell us who you suppose the singer and her mouthpiece are then......

ent lawyer said...

buzzcock - send me an e-mail if you get the chance

buzzcock said...

Willdo ent, am really enjoying your blog as my comments probably tell ya ;-)

Anonymous said...

The lingerie keeper? GMD & Nicole? Is this the same as Teddy C's blind item from last week? He mentioned there were kids so they would fit.

Anonymous said...

Lingerie = Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra

za za said...

George O'Dowd = Boy George

Hmmm.... said...

ROSSDALE DENIES BOY GEORGE'S GAY ACCUSATIONS

BUSH rocker GAVIN ROSSDALE has denied BOY GEORGE's claims he had a homosexual affair with pop transvestite MARILYN in the 1980s.

In the KARMA CHAMELEON star's first autobiography, TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, the outspoken George claimed Rossdale, now married to pop superstar GWEN STEFANI, had a long-term affair with the drag queen.

George described Rossdale as "very flirtatious and ambitious. When I was writing Take It Like A Man, Bush were well on their way to rock stardom and he appeared at my house to persuade me not to include him and Marilyn.

"I agreed to leave some stuff out but I wasn't prepared to lie. I don't think Marilyn has ever really got over Gavin."

However, Rossdale has rubbished George's version of events, insisting he had nothing more than a platonic friendship with Marilyn.

He says, "I wasn't dating Marilyn. We were, and still are, good friends. George thinks everyone is gay."

12/04/2005 13:51

Now... go to Marilyn's myspace page and see who his friends are:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=58378338

hez said...

Cripes, Ent... you're on fire these days! Is this just an effort to lull us all into a false sense of security before you disappear for the holidays and leave us with no gossip for a week?

If so, I'm starting to get hives already.

Martina said...

- tranny lover = Gavin + Gwen
The K-Fed + Whitney Huston comments could mean he's going to release a song with them soon, along with Boy George maybe?
- A-List couple with lingerie = J-Lo + Marc Anthony although this marriage is real I guess - and I mean legally real, hehe. Tom + Nicole sound plausible too.
- high-profile, huge wedding, marriage of convenience = TomKat Everyone knows he's gay and the kid is actually Chris Klein's. It's also known that he was asking several actresses and Katie was only like 6th on the list.

Anonymous said...

Tom/Nicole - Lingerie

Keith/Nicole-Falling apart fast for many reasons. Marriage of convenience. High profile.

Anonymous said...

Gavin Rossdale and Marilyn are both supposed to be on the UK Celeb Big Brother in the New Year along with K-Fed which is what Ent is alluding to.

Anonymous said...

When this A-List couple got divorced (were they really ever married?)...My two guesses are the already stated Tom and Nicole due to the Scientology and height reasons but what about Brandy and whoever her "spirtual union" was with? It came out after a while that they never married even though she pretnded they did?


What high-profile, huge wedding, marriage of convenience...
The only recent and huge spectacle weddings that I can think of are: Tom and Katy, Donald Trump and whateverhername is, Tristan and Ryan whose wedding was televised , Star and Big Gay Al and Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

spambiscuits said...

"not only is George O'Dowd certainly HIV+ now"

Buzzcock, where would you be getting this information? How could you possibly say he was certainly HIV+?????

also, there are alot of people on here making really crap guesses, i mean brad and jen??? c'mon

spambiscuits said...

oh, forgot to say. I heard that Hugh Jackman was in a marriage of convenience, dont think he has been related to any blind stories, he is one to think about though.

Jem said...

Heh, the first thing I thought of was Tom Cruise for both...

However the John Travolta one makes sense for the second one ever since those photos...even though I watched Grease the other night and it hurts me to even think it!

Muddpuddle said...

Did anyone else notice that Marilyn is from Kingston? That's what Gwen and Gavin named their son. I wonder who's idea that was!

spambiscuits said...

hey, that marilyns myspace page has now been deleted. something to hide me thinks.....

Anonymous said...

I think the A-list couple is Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson.

ambersumiko said...

You could buy or rent the Little Britain dvd's. There's 3 seasons of them!

Anonymous said...

No it hasn't. It is still there.

spambiscuits said...
hey, that marilyns myspace page has now been deleted. something to hide me thinks.....

Anonymous said...

I agree with SPAMBISCUITS. A lot of people on this site are doing some LAZY guessing! If you can't bother to read the item(s) carefully or do a little research - please don't waste the comment space.

FYI: A "marriage of convenience" usually = a gay man marrying his BEARD, so guesses like Jen/Brad and Nicole/Keith are just silly. (Keith is well-known for his WOMANIZING, people!) ...HUGH JACKMAN & his "rubenesque" wife whatshername, however, are a classic "convenience" case.

Lastly: How could ANYONE think that skeletor Kate Hudson's lingerie would be TOO BIG for Chris Robinson?! Ugh. More LAZY guessing...

spambiscuits said...

yea, sorry about the link thing i said..... my mistake

Anonymous said...

Actually, 9:26, Lainey from Lainey Gossip has called Keith and Nicole's marriage a fraud from the beginning, and lots of times I've read that Brad is bisexual, so stop being an ass. I did not post those guesses either.

Anonymous said...

Attn: Anonymous 12:49

Anyone ("Lainey" or any other blogger/gossip columnist) can say/write that ANYONE is gay, bisexual, or a that a marrisge is a "sham," etc. There isn't a celebrity alive who hasn't been labeled gay/bisexual by SOMEONE!

The key is to pay attention over a period of time and use your BRAIN to determine which gossip holds up/makes sense, and which doesn't. Brad Pitt is not GAY and neither is Keith Urban. (PERIOD.)

anonny said...

the "boy toys" marriage of convenience is MADONNA & RICHIE

big clue there

spambiscuits said...

annony, dont be ridiculous. madonna and guy are no way convenience. for one, what benefit would madonna get out of it? she doesnt need a man to keep her image together, i guess if she was gay she would just come out and be gay. guy ritchie is also not gay at all and if he was do you think he would have madonna as his beard? you need to think better. honestly. thats pathetic.

Anonymous said...

brad pitt's definitely straight. i have inside sources. trust me. it's not him.