Tuesday, January 02, 2007

New Year's Resolutions

Two weeks and no Paris. What is a blogger to do? I will keep my promise and not link to any story involving her and this will be the last mention of her until January 15th but I just had to tell you about the fake LV bikini she was wearing in her infamous Bondi Beach camera shoot.

Two weeks of no Pete Doherty either. This is it until January 15th for him also. I am telling you Pete has nine hundred lives. This guy walks away from every crime known to man and this weekend escaped the bombing in Bangkok and somehow finds the time to marry a supermodel. Everywhere he goes bad news follows, except for him. Who thinks he did drugs this weekend? So then after the party mentioned in the previous article, Kate Moss who was either drunk, has the biggest mother complex of all time or just wants to find a way to give up half her money decides to marry the guy. The only possible good news out of this whole situation is that it is not going to be legal in the UK. Therefore when Pete inevitably gets thrown back into rehab or arrested Kate can just run and run and run.

I actually like the new Shannen Doherty show and it seems the rest of the world is starting to like it as well. Shannen's show Breaking Up with Shannen Doherty is going to start airing in Australia this year. If you have never seen it, it really is good although it does get repetitive after awhile because it is always the same format. She should do it in front of a live audience so there could be the chance for some Jerry Springer type fights.

Staying in Australia for now. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had a pap stalker and Nicole even uttered the f word. I could see her doing that. Also, Keith's "affair" did not really happen. Someone did not know how to Photoshop and so the story was discredited. Until I read the previous article I did not even know Keith Urban had dated Niki Taylor and now she has got married. Speaking of Nikki's although I guess this one has an extra K, Nikki Cox and Jay Mohr got married over the weekend. The article gives her age as 28 but that would have made her about 6 during that Married With Children knockoff. In addition she was once engaged to Bobcat Goldwhait, so she could be trying to bury those years or do them over or something.

I honestly do not really like Big Brother. I know I keep saying that and then linking to stories about it. BUT, the thing is, the celebrities are not announced ahead of time and so everyone keeps saying this person will be there and this one, etc. It is so confusing and then I read this article which lists three people that have never been mentioned in any other article about it. I get discouraged that perhaps I will not get to see a Tara Reid K-Fed love affair with Whitney Houston, Marilyn and Gavin Rossdale all trying on each other's clothes in the background. But then, if you look at the bottom of the article, it says there will be 2 houses at the same time. Think of the switching. Think of the possibilities.

So Jessica Simposon was finally "full on making out" with John Mayer in public. Either the phone sex thing got old or Luke Wilson did not want to play in public. Of course everyone denies everything until they actually do something like this in public which will force them to confess they also got secretly married in Thailand over the weekend as well. The little reported story coming out of the Joe "I am a greedy man" Simpson familia was that to get some free football tickets to a Dallas Cowboys game he told the Dallas quarterback it was ok to say he was dating Jessica Simpson. In fact, the two have never met. If that is not pimping your daughter out, then please tell me what is. Tony Romo is allegedly dating American Idol winner Carrie Underwood. Obviously she must like free football tickets also.


WTF said...

Yuck, Luke Wilson & Jesucka???

Anonymous said...

Moss's rep is denying the marriage took place? Did someone wise up or just denial is the best policy?

Anonymous said...

There is no end to Joe Simpson's creepiness....seriously.


Noel said...

Thanks ENT for the aussie stories!!

This isn't the first time nic has had probs with the paps and I highly doubt it would be the last!!

Keep safe

Anonymous said...

Nikki Cox's "Married with Children" rip off show was aired between 1995-1999.. making her 17/18 not 6 at the time of shooting.

How about a little research before posting eh? the show was entitled "Unhappily Ever After" and boy was it a steaming pile of crap.

Anonymous said...

Hey Anonymous 10:10 p.m.

Don't you know sarcasm when you read it?

Virgo74 said...

ENTL, you are getting a razor tongue and I love it!!! The dry humor is great!!

That damn Joe!! He is supposed to be a man of GOD. He is such a mess. Jess needs to wisen up, but I doubt she will. He loves that control.

Moss, she married dirty fingernails? Yuck!! He needs to bathe. With all of the money she has, he can afford a good bar of soap and get to work. Nasty love!!!