Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Sorry this is a little late, but it has been a hectic morning.


This former A list actor primarily known for his television roles had a vice paid for by his employers without them even knowing it. Our intrepid actor would haunt various seedy massage parlors until he found a special lady or two who gave excellent happy endings. He would make a deal to the owner of the parlors to buy the girl or two and then convince the studio to hire them as his masseuses. This allowed our actor to indulge in his fantasies while at the same time always seeking out new parlors and new ladies to replace his current ones. Everything was great until his last show tanked. Paradise was no more for our actor who soon found out that in many of his visits to massage parlors he was videotaped. With no more money coming to the parlor owners from the studios they wanted it from the actor and were threatening to make the tapes public. With no work coming in, the actor sold everything he had and even made some questionable legal decisions all to keep these not so nice people from coming after him. Meanwhile he could never say goodbye to the parlors and they were ruining his life. He finally has given up the parlors and paid off his debt and new work is finally starting to come his way. No word on who his new masseuse is.

This A list actress has a squeaky clean reputation and for the most part is well deserved. EXCEPT for the little scam she loves to play when fulfilling her shoe fetish. One thing about having children is they make a great cover story. Our actress had no fear when she had the children in tow. Pair after pair of shoes would be tried on and discarded. Too small, too big, just not right, until the salesperson would have twenty or thirty boxes of shoes out amongst our actress and her offspring. At that point she would be pleasant and ask the salesperson to just try one more pair. When the salesperson was in back, our actress would make an even bigger mess while taking three or four pairs of shoes and hiding them amongst strollers, backpacks and other baby necessities. When the salesperson would come back, our star makes an excuse about a toddler needing to eat or needing a bathroom and quickly leaving. Our star does not need the money, she just loves the thrill. Word has made the rounds among stores but no one wants to lose her business so they just keep quiet and let her play her game.

52 comments:

Scooter said...

1. Colin Farrell?

Anonymous said...

Tom Selleck
Reese Witherspoon

cindie said...

My guess for #2 is Reese Witherspoon. She's squeaky clean, and the clues "Our actress had no fear", she was in the movie Fear. And "she would be pleasant", she was in Pleasantville.

hez said...

Oooh! I've heard the second one before. If only I could remember who it was.

I guess that means it was a good New Year's!

lily said...

Colin Farrell isn't a mostly television actor, really.

Tom Selleck hasn't had a hard time finding work.

lily said...

Don Johnson? Vice=Miami Vice?

cindie said...

#1 is Don Jonhson. His recent show that tanked~Just Legal. He was in Miami Vice and a movie called Paradise with Melanie Griffith. He has two movies in post production for '07.

lily said...

Don Johnson was also in a movie called Paradise, according to IMDB.

gossipmama said...

I agree Don Johnson, but sweet Reese? Tell me it isn't so!

Anonymous said...

It couldn't be any more obvious that #1 is Don Johnson.

Pinky said...

Cindie - you complete me. #1 is so Don Johnson it's hardly even blind!

foxy_chick said...

oh no, please not reese!!

hez said...

Yeah, that's who it was. Reese.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Don Johnson! Wasn't it published that he had to sell his ranch? Yikes!Reese too? Are they all weirdos? Her daughter is getting older and may blow her cover....

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miss said...

1- the "intrepid" word seems likea clue- but i dont know for what

2- i just feel like it could be Kelly Ripa but the Reese guesses are awesome

Anonymous said...

I think the last one is Sarah Jessica Parker. I had heard it before a couple of years ago from another forum.

cindie said...

Pinky-;)

Anonymous said...

Intrepid means bold, brave and courageous. I dont see how that fits with Don Johnson. But you guys are so good with the blind vices!! your probably right!!

beebo said...

Don Johnson and Reese Witherspoon. (Can't be Sarah Jessica Parker - she doesn't have "children" - just one child)

Anonymous said...

I am going with Kelly Ripa. I have read more than one story about how horrible her children are in public... to the point they are not allowed into alot of high-end hotels. Her kids are that bad! I can totally see her using those kids to her advantage.

Anonymous said...

BI #1: Why did I immediately think of Matt LeBlanc?

Anonymous said...

I also immediately thought of Reese for #2, surprised to see so many other people have too.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, the Reese hints seem to add up.

Then again, Kelly Ripa was on All My Children. I don't think she's A list though, imho.

bee said...

I immediately thought of Reese, too. :o( That's too bad. I hate to think of her in that way.

WTF said...

I seriously doubt that any soap actress, daytime talk hostess would be considered A list in anyone's book. Sorry Ripa's kids are probably brats but don't think it's her in this blind item.

Anonymous said...

#1 is definitely Don Johnson. It says something like paid for his "vice". He was in Miami Vice.

Anonymous said...

and it says "Paradise" -- which is the name of one of his movies...

Anonymous said...

"Meanwhile he could never say goodbye to the parlors..."

Don Johnson was also in a movie called Good Morning...and Goodbye in 1967.

That's another clue pointing at him.

Anonymous said...

the second one sounds like it could be Reese Witherspoon.

Kristi said...

First person I thought of for #1 was Matt LeBlanc. I guess I wasn't thinking far enough back for Don Johnson, who makes better sense.

#2- has to be Reese.

Anonymous said...

I also immediately thought of Matt LeBlanc.

Anonymous said...

Can anyone confirm that it's Reese Witherspoon?

- Captain

Anonymous said...

Well if it is Reese then it would have been years and years ago as both of her children are well past the stroller age. They both are now in school and have been wlaking for quite some time now.

sanle said...

Ent. Lawyer you're a FAKE...
This IS the second time I've read a BI that came from another site.
I must give you credit though, for having a very active imagination!

Anonymous said...

I've seen a lot of these blind items on other sites also (such as Laineygossip.com)...published weeks/months before ENTLawyer posts them. I enjoy the site, but I think the author is a fraud in the sense that they aren't a real lawyer.

Anonymous said...

the one for #2 that comes to mind is Julia Roberts and her twins. Reese wouldn't do something like this. I just really sense that she has a lot of integrity. Julia, even though I like her, has less clear boundaries of right and wrong...

Pinky said...

As for blinds showing up other places before they show up here: it's the very nature of gossip that others know the stories. If you work in Hollywood, you've heard the dirt on why Brad and Gwynyth broke up, or that one of those "Friends" had a little sumthin sumthin going on with another Friend at one time. Come on people, if you don't like the site, don't come here. Those of us who want to play are annoyed by your constant harping.

Really, let it go, move on.

meme said...

^why did they? :)

Anonymous said...

Yes, please give us the Brynyth scoop.

Pinky said...

Although it's a story long been told out here, I'm hesitant to put it in writing. No doubt EntL has heard it - maybe he'll post as a blind? Ent L?

Anonymous said...

Gwyneth Paltrow blew her way (with Harvey Weinstein, head of Miramax) to getting an Oscar. That is why her relationship with Mr. Pitt ended. Harvey basically had the power to sway the voting academy - and Gwen knew that - thus ensuring that she would take home top-prize. I'm sure her father was proud.

More gossip? Britney Spears was already in rehab in 2003 for drug addiction. One of the tabloids even had pictures of her and a few others doing it in the bathroom of a club in Miami...why weren't they released? Because a deal was reached where the story would be buried and Britney would provide "exclusive" interviews/pics. You'd never hear about *that* on this site, but it's common knowledge in the music industry.

You're free to have your fun, Pinky, no one is denying you that; however, certain things DO need to be questioned. If you take everything on the internet at face-value, then you're a little to guillable to be on it.

DC

Pinky said...

That's not the story about her engagement breaking up, DC but thanks for the tidbit (which I actually think is untrue gossip since Harvey and Blythe are such good friends.)

As to your Britney post, buried stories are de rigeur in Hollywood, it's why studios have PR departments and celebrities have publicists so I'm not surprised, but they do leak out, and I think that was on the internet like - right after her quicky marriage to her old high school pal.

But seriously, DC - thanks for caring and warning me about the internet. I hear it can be a very scary place.

gossipgirl said...

#1 is Don Johnson. The reference to "Vice" is Miami Vice. He did 8 episodes of "Just Legal" and it tanked. He was in a movie called "Paradise" which is referenced in the blind item.

#2 Definitely Reese.

Anonymous said...

PINKY, PLEASE SPILL THE DEETS ON BRAD/GWYN, THE FRIENDS AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU KNOW!

Anonymous said...

This actress was dating one of the most beautiful men in Hollywood. Sure, she had her own connections and a good but minor movie career, but this union made her star shoot straight to the top. I guess dating one of the world's most handsome men makes you insecure because when she would visit him on the set of his movies, she demanded to know where he was every minute of the day. He'd soothe her fears, but the next day it would start all over again - talk about your vicious circle. But wait - was it really insecurity? Or doth the lady protest too much? Because when he went to visit her on the set of a modest but very good film, he opened the door to her trailer and found her on her knees. Did she offer an explanation? She probably would have, but her mouth was full. Our hunk left and closed the door. It never slid open again.

Halfmad said...

very good, anon! You could write this site! : )

(God, I hope it wasn't HW...sooo scary looking.)

Anonymous said...

#1 Definitely Don Johnson.
#2 I agree, Reese. She was in Pleasantville in 1998 (At that point she would be pleasant) and Fear in 1996 (Our actress had no fear when she had the children in tow.)

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Halfmad. And not HW, co-star. Never found out which one.

Virgo74 said...

I love reading this blog!!! Soo many good guesses!! I gonna go with Don Johnson too and Reese. She seems like that!!!

Man, for the G and B, I was really surprised!!! I never guessed why things broke off and now I know. I love the way you wrote the blind item. I have to agree, you should be writing for ENTL.

katcsr said...

great blog!!--can see colin farrell for the first one--can't see don johnson "risking his young, rich wife .
don't know about the shoes-- how about telling???God bless-katcsr

katcsr said...

great blog!!--can see colin farrell for the first one--can't see don johnson "risking his young, rich wife .
don't know about the shoes-- how about telling???God bless-katcsr