Wednesday, January 24, 2007

When I saw the headline about Sylvester Stallone giving up sex while filming the latest Rocky film, I was going to offer some smart ass remark like the fact that his wife is probably also happy he gave it up. But instead, I will let Sly make the best remark which is that"giving up sex improves your performance in sports or in a movie." So, did he give up sex for Rhinestone, Oscar, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot, Over The Top and so many others? If he did, then just think of how the movies would have sucked if he didn't.

So, I really thought that Angelina Jolie could not get any more weird. This coming from a woman who made out with her brother, wore a vial of blood around her neck, and slept with Billy Bob Thornton. But then comes this. A mother and son are dirty and need to freshen up. They live just a few minutes away from where they currently are, but mom decides to spend $700 so she can shower alone with her son at a hotel room. They stay two hours and leave.

53 comments:

Anonymous said...

don't bust on my girl Angie. if you've ever been covered in melted ice cream, sand and other small-kid-crud and have packs of international paps on your tail, you do what you gotta do to look good. can you imagine what the press would say if maddox looked like a walking disaster? and as a mom of a small kid, i'm here to tell you 1 hour 30 minutes of the booked time was him screaming he wanted his grape-scented soap.

('cuz, you know, this happens to me every day.)

pubicityiscandy said...

oops, sorry - that was me for Team Angie/Brad, above.

Anonymous said...

Why the constant AJ-hate?

Anonymous said...

Maddox is going to be sooooo gay when he grows up.

Anonymous said...

Fangelina or not a fangelina, be objective here, that's weird. She lives nearby. It's shady. But as someone who's not a fan, I'm not shocked by it.

cindie said...

Actually, I think the opposite of what Sly has said about sex and sports or movies to be true. Everyone knows that a nice orgasm before a game improves your "swing" (in parenthesis because I used to date a baseball player, but could be touchdown, 3pointer etc..).

hez said...

MSN.com is reporting that apparently Ent's friend Kate Hudson has been seen "kissing and canoodling" (ah, the old K & C) with Nic Cester, guitarist/vocalist for the Australian rock band Jet.

If you ask me, she's only sticking with front men cuz she's never tried a drummer. ;-)

mngddess said...

That is a bit weird for Angie but then, after reading Anon 10:20AM and reminiscing on my own two kids, I'd want to get clean as soon as possible. If she didn't, the gossip columns would be all over her and her "dirty" kid..

Cyn

Anonymous said...

Tut tut more Angie hate! I'm with PUBLICITYISCANDY.... If they were papped looking dirty it wld make someone who doesnt derserve it smugger (yes, you Aniston).

I wish she'd get over it already. I'm sick of all of them to b honest.

UKGrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

Virgo74 said...

I read that too about old Sly refraining from sex while that filming that bomb of a movie. I have to agree ENTL, I know his wife was jumping for joy over that. She is way younger than him and he looks a mess. Mickey Rourke takes the cake though.

Just when Angelina couldn't get any more odd. One column really blasted her that I read yesterday, about how her recent films have bombed and how she is basically living off of a few hit movies out of the many she has made. I mean, she still has money. ENTL, I can remember when her father stated that she needed help a few years back in a TV interview, and she has spoken to him since. Brad must be loving it.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the kid had an accident in his pants and she didn't want pictures posted all over the internet.

WTF said...

Maybe they watched TV or a movie and relaxed. He used to be an only child with just a mom and now he has 2 sisters and a dad. It's good for parents to have alone time one on one with each child.

I love Angelina. She's NOT weird she's brilliant.

blindspeculation said...

Sounds like she didn't want to go home.

After reading that quote about her baby not having a personality and that she is generally cold to people. I was wondering if maybe she has postpartum depression.

Anonymous said...

OMG will you look at how freaking SCARY SKINNY Angelina looks in that photo? Why is no one making a big deal out of this in the media? She's been looking scary skinny for a while now!

rakemama said...

Seems odd to me that she would announce that they were there for a shower. She might tell the clerk they were there for a couple of hours, but she seems too private (now) to announce the shower. Also, as the mom of 2 little ones who has been battling crushing post-partum depression for almost 5 years, everyone else's suggestions of alone with Mad time, clean-up time, and accident-in-the-pants time seem feasible to me.

Anonymous said...

Really-you don't have any kids do you EL? There are times any Mother would have spent the 700 gladly!
Another thing-he's a little boy-she may have heard they had some sort of cool shower there!

Virgo74 said...

ParisExposed.com. This trick failed to pay her storage bill and someone is actually making you PAY to see her damn junk!!!

Anonymous said...

well, i think one would have to wash up if they've been lettting someone else hit the kitty cat before they got home. something to think about, or not.

rakemama said...

okay, I'll cop to being totally naive, clueless, naturally blonde, currently on OTC cold meds, or whatever, but WTF does "hit the kitty cat" mean? Thanks?

lisap515 said...

if "hit the kitty cat" means what I think it does, anyone with a child who can TALK at all would NOT let anyone hit it. Never bring a "canary" along for the ride. Hello, MAD would sing when they got home to Brad a/b someone sleeping in his (Brad) bed. I'm sorry, I have 2 girls and no f'ing way, if I lived nearby, would I stop at a HOTEL to rent a room to get them cleaned up. Then again if money is no object, maybe you do weird things like that and it's "normal".

Femme Cafe said...

pubicityiscandy said... 10:14 and 10:20 ITA. EntL clearly doens't have kids... I've been around many mums to know if they could afford it they could have done that too. They might have come from a play dirty place and were supposed to go somewhere else looking all clean etc..... driving around to go back home where 2 little girls would be eager to be with mum and play and not allow for time to bath and get out.... that hotel sounds like a fantastic idea!

lisap515 said...

oh, and Team JENNIFER.

hez said...

rakemama, you must be feeling a bit foggy. I believe that's an allusion to sexual intercourse.

Another way of saying "hittin' the kitten" (another word for kitten being _____).

Thank you. Class dismissed.

And so goes another gratifying day at Miss Hez's School for Wayward Girls.

rakemama said...

As soon as I posted, it came to me...I think I was thinking of it in reference to Maddox, not Angelina...that's why I was confused. Thanks. But yes, very foggy...strep throat, sinus infection, ear infection, and two sick kids....help me!!

drcocks said...

Maybe she wanted to have some private time in the hotel bathroom to ride the horse before going home where help would be a hinderance.

Anonymous said...

If Angie spent $700 on clothes to change into because the ones they were wearing were a mess, it wouldn't be weird would it? Please, don't even hint that there was some sexual reason for stopping to take a shower after being out playing all day.

Anonymous said...

WHAT THE HELL? WHAT IS SO WEIRD ABOUT WANTING TO FRESHEN UP AFTER A 20 HOUR FLIGHT? SOME PEOPLE JUST HATE ON HER FOR WEIRD REASONS.

spressogrl said...

To me the oddest thing is the fact that she tries to do so much for 3rd world countries, asks for others to help financially support certain causes with said countries, and seems to spend her own $ carelessly at times. Not saying I wouldnt consider doing the same, but I would feel a little foolish about spending money on something like that in particular.
Whatever works for her I guess. I still think she does many a good deed overall, is crazy and her husband is a hottie.

spressogrl said...

In regards to Stallone. Anyone notice how much he looks like his mom now? I know she had a stroke or something (and some seriously botched plastic surgery), but it just seems like his face looks soo much like hers now. Did they both get some bad (ok terrible) work done?

Anonymous said...

Okay, I get the rationale that a mom far from home might do this, but not when you're only minutes from your own home. And if the staff noted that she shared this info, would they not also mention if he had been covered in ice cream or whatever?

Having said that, someone either soiled their pants or needed to do something not permitted at home.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe someone didn't know what hitting the kitty kat meant, this is hilarious! AJ is so freaking weird, she thinks she's some great humanitarian, but that still doesn't change the fact she's got issues, I think her daddy's right, she is mental.
And she could have found a way to keep the kid quiet, if someone on her staff met her at the hotel to take care of him while she was taken care of. BP must not be totally handling his business right.

Megan said...

Leaning towards Maddox having an accident or something where she didn't want the car messed up or something. 2 hrs would be enough time to wash clothes as well just saying that Jolie is weird and I think her morales are questionable but I don't think she would molest her son.

Anonymous said...

it didn't take long for you to loose your objective edge. now the hater is coming out. soon you will sound like perez.

WTF said...

". soon you will sound like perez."

Oh please god NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

femalefirst.co.uk is not exactly an accurate source of information. Defamation law is quite differently in the UK than here...I would not post anything from that website nor would I take it as even remotely true.

Anonymous said...

it's weird. period.

Anonymous said...

no one is accusing her of molestation, just being her usual freakshow.

hez said...

C'mon 4:13, chillax. Ent has never claimed to be the defender of objective blogging. It says "These are my stories," right in the subtitle thingy up there. He's as free to have opinions as you or me, he just happens to be the content provider for this blog we choose to consume.

That said, I also don't think saying someone is 'strange' is in any way equivalent to "hating" them.

schneefloeckli said...

Why does the pic of Angie upset me more than the story? She used to be so hot pre-"Brangelina Bunch". I'm just glad the pic is too small for me to see her new nose.

Anonymous said...

spressogrl's comment about how odd it is that she spends her money so carelessly made me think that is why she even mentioned that they were only there for a shower. Seriously if I had to spend $700 just for a shower I would try and see if there was a way to spend less. If the hotel was willing to give an hourly rate then it would have been worth her time to mention that she would only be there a very short time.

Anonymous said...

okay...Maybe the house they bought needs some renovation and the plumbing is not working great. It's in an older house, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Maddox does look just like her old lover, Jenny Shimizu.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Angie got caught out...time o da month etc? It happens.

Anon 6.56 go perv somewhere else. I that wat u wld do?

Oracle said...

I can totally understand EntL dislike for Angelina. Because she's a total nut job who try and pretend she's a normal mom whose a totally reformed bad girl. Yeah right.

First she lied and said that she didn't sleep with Brad while filming that horrible movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith because she doesnt sleep with married men. Wow!!!This is coming from the woman who made out with her brother on the red carpet, told the media she just had sex in a limo with Billy B before coming unto the red carpet, and who carried someones blood around her neck.

That woman look like a crazed zombie. And who cares for a person that chooses between the children between she thinks one of them is a blob; well you should have not gotten pregnant to keep a man, psycho.

Anonymous said...

@ Oracle
Is that you Jen???!

Oracle is channeling Huvane:)

lmao

Ponytail said...

Sounds fishy. I have always thought she was a molested child herself. It's no secret that molesters become molesters. Freakin' Angie.

Anonymous said...

..."so she can shower alone with her son at a hotel room."

The way you phrased this item you really seem to be infering that there is something very wrong with a mother and son being in a hotel room alone, maybe with one or both of them using the shower.

Maybe they've been at the beach. As others have noted - maybe he had an accident and she's trying to save him any embarrassment. If I made the kind of money she makes, I would do the same thing in a heartbeat if it meant saving my son any embarrassment. Maybe one of them was having a bathroom emergency and really didn't want to deal with a public restroom. I'm sure there are many, many instances of celebrities buying a few hours in a hotel room for far more interesting purposes.

Anonymous said...

$700 for a couple of hours is pure DIVA behavior...what a spoled twat now that she has access to all of Brad's money...and she can't even fund the Maddox Jolie Project - go look at the website for it -- clearly says the future of the project is unknown due to lack of funding. These two shout from the rooftops about their charity when they really create charities that pay for them to fly in on private jets and stay at 5 star hotels for free....and do you think a 5 year old and 2 year old kid want to be drug around the world on these constant trips...no they want to be at home playing in the backyard or at a pre-school...sheesh....and I agree Angie's behavior has always pointed towards her being the victim of molestation...not that I think she would do that ...but she is a manipulative whack job.

NEWSFLASH -- it is ok for Ent Lawyer not to like Angelina! God!

Anonymous said...

shes back on the drugs hense the huge wieght lose, i heard bout her sneaking off at the awards and another site was reporting drug fueled weekneds with marilyn mason not long ago , mayb thats the reason for the change in her moods towards people aswell .

Anonymous said...

Drugs.

radiogirl said...

when i first read it i thought, hhmm she and brad must haev had a big fight and she doesn't want to go home and see him... then read all the comments and still think that's viable, but maybe it cld be a heroine stop... she tells mad it's for a shower and she prob did take one along with some serious 'relaxation'... or back to just a big fight w/her and brad and mad would have prob been privy to it so he'd understand why they were going to shower at a hotel vs at home.

Lotta said...

She's so odd, really any theory sticks. Heroin break, things I would rather not think about, odd whim. Who knows. If I'm gonna pull a theory out of my ass I'm going with this one.

Angie wanted to make sure she was nice and clean when she saw Brad at home.

Anonymous said...

Get a clue. Her mother died the next day.