Thursday, January 25, 2007

The Wilmer Valderrama of the '80s, Mr. Scott Baio, is trying to sell a book about his famous conquests. Everyone knows about him hooking up with Pam Anderson and Heather Locklear, but did anyone know he also slept with Liza Minelli? And he wonders why he ended up alone. "Yeah, that Pam Anderson girl, she is pretty hot, but not that great. Let me tell you who I left her for. You know the actress who was in Arthur? Yes, the woman in her 50's. She is hot, man."
Does anyone really care that Anne Heche is getting a divorce? The only reason anyone even knows her name is because she hooked up with Ellen for awhile. At that time I thought that was the greatest sleep your way to the top move in recent memory. It beat Tom Arnold with Roseanne Barr just because of the degree of difficulty involved in having to play on the same team. That kind of gave her the edge. I think in modern times we need to look at Heather Mills as the new leader of that field. Anyway if you want to read about Anne Heche and her divorce, here is the article.

8 comments:

michele said...

I love Anne Heche. Her show "Men in Trees" is great to watch.

Anonymous said...

Yes but she is getting divorced because she has hooked up with her co-star from her tv show. He was also married and ditched his wife in November.

Rachel said...

whoa, was wondering why she was divorcing. why do they (stars) bother w/ marriage? its possible to live w/ someone, be w/ them and not marry. Then they wouldn't have to divorce a million times. Less press that way, I guess. I've seen Heche in several things and usually like her. The whole gay then straight thing threw me for a loop, but whatever. Maybe she's just a little crazy or something.

Had no idea Baio was such a player. Was too young to know him as any more than Charles in Charge and wish I had a cool babysitter. Perhaps he's an 80s star blind item? I don't really remember what any of them are/were, though....

Anonymous said...

anonymous 9:08, her co star from men in trees is sooo hot!

Anonymous said...

Ent watch out....Celestia will smite you! Surely noone expects demi-gods to play by the rules? Once Anne had her sights set on her target he never stood a chance!

There's a rather unsavoury Panache BI about Baio on concreteloop. All I can say is wat goes on at Hef's house doesnt always stay at there! Nasty nasty man.

UKGrrl

Anonymous said...

Scott Baio is a Man Slut. bewteen him and former girlfriend Pam Anderson they f'ed both sex s in LA
EL is there any truth to the rumor that Scott is a porn director for PLAYBOY? I hear he makes quite a good living under a diffrent name directing porn

hez said...

The Radar article itself is hilarious, but it's the comments about it on places like Defamer that crack me up.

When it's revealed that Baio essentially lost his virginity to a couch (he didn't realize his "thing" was between the cushions), one quickwit on Defamer said "The good news is, he found a quarter."

Bwahahaha.

Virgo74 said...

I have read the blind item from Myra Panache, and I immediately thought of Scott Baio. Who will really buy the book?

I guess anything is possible if Nicole Richie can write a damn book and it get published and bought.