Wednesday, August 08, 2007
With The Simple Life saying buh bye recently, E! wanted to find some other mindless crap to shove down our throats. They thought they had found the perfect crap when they signed Kelly Osbourne and Kim Stewart. The problem with that pair was they were just awful on camera, had no personality and no one could ever understand what they were babbling about.
So what's a network to do? Sign Kim Kardashian and her whole damn family to a reality series. Along with the whore herself you get the 8 foot tall sister Chloe who will kick your ass, as well as Kourtney who I think is actually cute. Also thrown into the mess is their stepbrother Brody Jenner and all that comes with him. It will be like the Brady Bunch, although this time with excessive spending, drinking, porn and OJ cameos as the crazy next door neighbor who will actually kill you if you don't get off his property.
The big problem I foresee is that Kim Kardashian is about as much fun to watch on camera as dirt. She filmed the most boring sex tape the world has ever seen and probably shows more emotion getting her nails done than she did, well, getting done so to speak.
If the rest of the family is just as yawn inducing then it will just be one stage managed event after the other which is when reality television sucks the most.