Friday, August 10, 2007

One Day Rehab For Amy Winehouse


If Amy Winehouse went to rehab yesterday she must get out today. When Pete Doherty goes to rehab or is ordered to rehab by the court he never stays longer than 24 hours. They must have some kind of miracle cure in the UK.

Actually Amy's husband Blake is probably hoping she comes home in 24 hours because there's no one to sign the checks with her in rehab. Also, if she does come out sober and I really hope she does, then you know Blake will be out on his ass. It's bad enough that he made Amy change the damn guy in the rehab song from Ray to Blake. From what I can tell he forces her to wear the same clothes and shoes while he gets her whacked out on meth and heroin , steals money from her purse and then he goes out shopping while she is passed out. I think he pretty much stays sober and just helps her get trashed so he can spend some money. He's always wearing new clothes, has new jewelery and new artwork on his body.


He's actually a bigger leech than Pete. At least Pete could get work, he just doesn't usually show up for the work offered. As far as I can tell Blake has no career and is famous (get ready for this Ellen) for simply being the boyfriend of someone famous. Gasp! Shocker!

My Oprah moment. Amy if you stay sober for six months and kick Blake to the curb I will buy you some new teeth.

11 comments:

DNfromMN said...

Wow enty, you must be rich. New teeth are expensive. I think she might be able to do it.

Twisted Sister said...
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k said...

look at that hunk o'man... roses and a ciggy hanging out of his dirty mouth... hot damn!

Tracee said...

Ent, you got it wrong. You're gonna buy Amy some new TEEF.

And yeah, this Blake guy makes Pete look like an upstanding citizen. I gather the BOcigfartpiss stank from the pic. Seriously, I think the heat is adding to all this looney biz of late.

What's with these singers and actors begging for death? Or thinking it's romantical?

jax said...

"What kind of Douchbaggery is this..you made me miss the slick rick gig.."

Blake meet the curb.

ms_wonderland said...

She didn't go anywhere near rehab, not even a Brit one. Wino recovered from her OD/adreneline shot/stomach pumped night of fun in a hotel room. Lot cheaper than rehab = more cash for drucks.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

What's really sad is this guy is nothing but a cheap, imitation, poor man's Pete. And that's saying something!

kellysirkus said...

If Whino dumps Blake, I'm sure Britney will take him. He seems perfect for her. ewww, a little Balkey Baby Batter - Brit's obvs way behind schedule. Don't hillbillies make a new baby every year?

GammaGirl said...

This Winehouse news bums me out. Amy has so much potential but it seems like the more famous she gets the more of a mess she becomes.

I hope she cleans up soon...

some said...

who going to die of a drug overdose first, amy winehouse or lindsey lohan?

Miss X said...

I had no idea who Amy Winehouse was until she started popping up online. I still have no idea what her music sounds like. To me, she is just another celebrity drug addict. And she may actually have talent but I have trouble seeing past her obvious addictions.