Friday, August 10, 2007
If Amy Winehouse went to rehab yesterday she must get out today. When Pete Doherty goes to rehab or is ordered to rehab by the court he never stays longer than 24 hours. They must have some kind of miracle cure in the UK.
Actually Amy's husband Blake is probably hoping she comes home in 24 hours because there's no one to sign the checks with her in rehab. Also, if she does come out sober and I really hope she does, then you know Blake will be out on his ass. It's bad enough that he made Amy change the damn guy in the rehab song from Ray to Blake. From what I can tell he forces her to wear the same clothes and shoes while he gets her whacked out on meth and heroin , steals money from her purse and then he goes out shopping while she is passed out. I think he pretty much stays sober and just helps her get trashed so he can spend some money. He's always wearing new clothes, has new jewelery and new artwork on his body.
He's actually a bigger leech than Pete. At least Pete could get work, he just doesn't usually show up for the work offered. As far as I can tell Blake has no career and is famous (get ready for this Ellen) for simply being the boyfriend of someone famous. Gasp! Shocker!
My Oprah moment. Amy if you stay sober for six months and kick Blake to the curb I will buy you some new teeth.