Monday, December 03, 2007

Here's A Shocker


Patrick Stewart (67) and Lisa Dillon (27) broke up. Actually it is kind of a shocker they lasted four years. She must have not been very quick at going through they money he had left after leaving his first wife for thee 23 year old. That's right. It started when the pair were 63 and 23 respectively. I think she must have finally realized the guy was about to turn 70 and that he was 40 when she was born. Maybe she got tired of watching him nap all day or eating dinner at 4pm, but for some reason it ended.

The couple met when then-recent RADA graduate Lisa appeared opposite Patrick in Ibsen’s sexually charged work The Master Builder, about a man who falls in love with a girl young enough to be his grand-daughter.

The two have lived together in a $2.4M apartment overlooking Tower Bridge ever since.

Speaking recently, Lisa said: “Patrick is a brilliant, wonderful, gorgeous man. Some think the difference in our ages says something about him, or us, or me. But to us it’s never been an obstacle.”

Patrick is now available for anyone wanting to take him to their Senior Prom.

4 comments:

jax said...

I'm more shocked that Lisa doesn'thave a penis.

Seriously am I the only one who ddin't think Patrick Stewart was GAY? I seem to remeber him n Kevin Spacey hanging out quite a bit 4 years ago before lil Lisa arrived on the scene.

lol let's not forget Elton John was married too.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I've heard of a daddy complex, but a GRANDADDY complex?

weezy said...

Stewart has been matter-of-fact about his father's abusive behavior. So, by definition, Stewart has been at risk for the same problem -- that may be a bigger issue than his age.

Mama Jugs said...

I thought he was gay too....

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