I think Keith Urban needs to run away from Nicole Kidman right now. He needs to get away and just leave. There is no way that this relationship is healthy. It seems to me that all Keith does is give and give, and all the wicked witch does is dress like the tin man and make really strange statements about her brainwashed marriage to Xenu.
Over the weekend Keith Urban purchased a $48,000 gold and diamond bracelet from Tiffany & Co. He said it was just a stocking stuffer and that he planned to spend about $1M on gifts for Nicole for Christmas. Meanwhile, Nicole is going through all the gift bags she has received over the past year and checking to see if there is anything she can give to Keith. If not, it is off to the CVS for a bottle of Old Spice, a nail clipper and a box of Whitman.
Regardless of what you think of their marriage, does anyone who reads this blog honestly believe she will come close to spending $1M on Keith this holiday season? Of course not. It just isn't going to happen. She needs to though because ever since she lost that Xenu magic, she has been aging at the rate of a dog. She needs to hold on to Keith like Melanie Griffith holds on to Antonio Banderas' leg as he leaves the house. If Keith goes, Nicole won't get someone like him again. Oh, she will get married or have boyfriends who take care of her, but they will not be of equal ages. She is looking at 65-70 year old guys for her next go round.
I also stand by the fact that when Nicole finally does break up with Keith, he will go on the bender of benders and if anything bad happens as a result, Nicole will never work in the US again.