Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Random Photos Part One

I didn't even know Alicia Witt could sing. Actually I still don't know if she can, but someone must think so because presumably she is getting paid for singing and playing piano and not for her fabulous bird calling skills.
Wasn't this look on the cover of a Beatles album? I actually like it. I want to know who started the most recent hat trend of the style Jessica Alba is wearing. I know Victoria Beckham has been wearing one for awhile, but is the world going to have to give her credit for this new trend?

Eric Dane out and about. Is it me or does he look really old in these photos?
However old he is, he still looks more age appropriate than Eva Amurri. I don't know why I don't like Eva. All my thoughts of her are negative. Whether it is her sense of entitlement, or the fact that she looks 40 even though she is 22 there is just something about her I don't like. Not that she is probably a big fan of mine or anything, so I guess that makes us even.
Is that Jennifer Aniston peering out of the window up there?
At what point does the lead in makeup affect the health of an unborn child? It probably has no effect on someone who uses makeup in a normal manner, but this is just getting worse and worse. I just envision Christina Aguilera sitting in front of a mirror for hours just piling on more and more layers. I don't know why she bothers. She is an attractive woman and you know that no matter how awful she looks, she has Jordan next to her to make her even look better.
Speaking of awful looking. Woody Allen looks like a stick with a photoshopped head attached.

I'm sure Pete Wentz is winning over the NYPD with the cop and doughnut stereotype in Fall Out Boy's new video.
All those Miley Cyrus pregnancy rumors don't seem as crazy now do they?
Poor Lily Allen has had her pregnancy news and the effect her chain smoking and drinking habit will have on her unborn child overshadowed by the Jamie Lynn Spears news. The lucky dad and future domestic violence victim is Chemical Brothers member Ed Simons. Joe Pantoliano obviously is a firm believer in the layer theory of dressing.

26 comments:

Twisted Sister said...

Nothing spells loving family more than Soon-Yi and her grandpa.

Joey Pants!

califblondy said...

Soon-Yi's sense of style never ceases to amaze.

Didn't those two adopt some kids? I haven't seen any pictures of the whole happy family in quite a while.

DNfromMN said...

What's the Alicia Witt bird call thing? She was the 2nd best thing on "Cybill" (Christine Baranski was #1).

And Eric Dane only looks old because he has forehead wrinkles and gray hair. He died it black for Xmen 3 and looks completely different.

Tracee said...

Okay, something's been itching at the back of my brain. With Ent's comment on the Cox/Arquette picture, but I really think Jennifer and Courtney have been amorous together. Am I the only that thinks this?

I know. I'm just crazy.

jax said...

i think its becasue JA wont leave CC and DA alone long enough for babay #2 to happen.

Eric Dane can looks all sorts of old..or maybe i just got a thing for salt n pepper. either way..bring it on.

I liked Eva in Saved..but ya she's got that nasty biotch look im trying to perfect.

Nice concept on the video Pete. Too bad Beastie Boys did it about 14 years ago for Sabatoge. douche supreme.

Damn that's the ugly Chemical bro Lily.

crichmond1000 said...

I thought Eric Dane was Pimpa Joe before I read the caption.

Reese said...

Enty, I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like Eva Amurri; she's a slightly older version of Rumer Willis. Ugly, no-talent daughter of a better looking and more successful mother and seems to think she deserves a long, A-level career simply on the basis of parentage. I bet Rumer's career is even shorter and less successful than Eva's has been.

ms_wonderland said...

Poor Ed Chemical! He's only been seeing Lily Allen since September and now he has to deal with her for life. She must have caught within a month. Why the F did he not use a condom?

jax said...

condoms are only 97% effective.

Bryn said...

Oooh - is Lily Allen the man hating singer who beats the crap out of her significant other?

Production Girl said...

LMAO on the JA comment.

Woody and Soon-whatever looks so happy together......NOT!

Kory said...

I love Joe!

loveshoes said...

bryn-
i thought that too.

Trix said...

Ooooh Bryn I'm loving that theory. But werent the people in the BI married?

Bryn said...

loveshoes and trix - I do recall that perhaps the singer was kicking her husband's behind. But the authors of these BIs have been known to skew the clues.... I don't know - it sure seems Ent is tossing a bone, no?

RandomRamblings said...

To be fair, Eric Dane only looks old because of his grey hair. If you look at the facial features, he's one of the best looking on the cast. Some website had old photos of Sandra Oh and Katharine Heigl and those two have aged much more over the last five years than the rest of the Grey's Anatomy cast.

Grace said...

So Lily Allen is the answer to the blind of that singer who beats the crap out of her boyfriend...

MandyPandy said...

Love Eric Dane, he's a silver fox (looked like hell in X-men with that awful dye-job. Completely unrecognizable).

Hate Eva Amurri; the purpose of her existence puzzles me. Rumer Willis amuses me though. Love Chris Sarandan as well; does Susan Sarandon have ANY kids w/ him (Amurri's to fugly to be one)?

Lily Allen: ugly girl+nasty habits= fugly baby. No, I actually feel really sorry for that poor child; he's gonna be a fetal alchohol baby, I just know it!

MandyPandy said...

Love Eric Dane, he's a silver fox (looked like hell in X-men with that awful dye-job. Completely unrecognizable).

Hate Eva Amurri; the purpose of her existence puzzles me. Rumer Willis amuses me though. Love Chris Sarandan as well; does Susan Sarandon have ANY kids w/ him (Amurri's to fugly to be one)?

Lily Allen: ugly girl+nasty habits= fugly baby. No, I actually feel really sorry for that poor child; he's gonna be a fetal alchohol baby, I just know it!

tania said...

Nice to see that Joey Pants has a new hat.

Lily Allen is just so annoying. She's worse than a chav, she's a faux-chav!

Cherry said...

Alicia Witt is totally Boss! this shot is of her playing at the Knitting FActory a few nights ago, great show. Plus she had some hot guitarist with her and he was really good too. Jeff Fiorello? whatevs. love the Witt.

__-__=__ said...

Oh, Lily Allen. And many of us thought it was Avril!

Kinsey said...

Dang that girl is 22? She looks hella old.

I think Xtina is one of the most beautiful pregnant women I've ever seen...even if she does wear a bit too much makeup.

At least her face isn't super swollen like Jlo

Fio said...

Alicia! Yeah, that pic is from The Bitter End on Tuesday. You can actually hear one of her songs on Jeff Fiorello's Myspace page. www.myspace.com/jefffiorello. The song is called "Right Now"

bionic bunny! said...

alicia witt and bird calls...
i bumped into her at a jimmy buffett concert once.
i don't s'pose ent's referring to her being a parrot head, though.

i laugh at myself sometimes. its a tough job, but someone's got to do it.

Catherine said...

I think you nailed it, Bryn. Of course, I could see Avril as the answer to this one, too.