Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Less Than Half His Age


According to the National Enquirer, Robin Williams has found himself a new woman. I say woman because she is 27, although compared to Robin Williams' age of 56 it still could be considered robbing the cradle. Her name is Charlotte Filbert and she is an artist. They have been screwing like rabbits for at least six months, and were introduced by a mutual friend.

When I tell you the mutual friend you need to promise that you won't start laughing. The mutual friend who introduced them was Ally Hilfiger. That's right. Not Tommy, but Ally. Yes, that same spoiled brat Ally who was on the that MTV show. Yes, that Ally who has had a bout a million trips to the bathroom. Yes, that Ally who is also in her mid twenties. Maybe she got tired of screwing Robin. Not saying they were, but if they were, she probably got tired of all that hair, thought of her artist friend Charlotte and said she had a nice rich hairy guy for her.

When asked whether she was in fact dating Williams, Filbert stated,"I can't comment on any of this stuff."

No, of course you can't comment because this involves items of national security. Come on. Get used to it. You know that is why you started dating the guy. No one knew who the hell you were before, but now they will. Got paintings to sell? They will sell now. And if you were not a publicity freak then you would have said no when he asked you out and you sure wouldn't be friends with Ally who never met a camera she didn't love.

Charlotte is on the far left of the photo above.

24 comments:

Chatty said...

The blonde? On the far left? Are you sure she's 27? She looks about 40. A really good 40, but still, 40.

KS said...

yeah, i thought it was going to be the one on the far right

Sylvia said...

Thought their was more to the story about Robin W. divorce.

These guys as they get older they look for diaper girls as girlfriends.

deity2 said...

chatty....i thought the same...maybe she was Mrs. Hilfiger!

jax said...

damn i thought that was Mrs. hilfiger and their daughters...she's more like 47.
god i feel really good about myself now.

weird.

Sylvia said...

lol@jax

Jewels said...

I've only dated ONE particularly hirsute man... NEVER gonna go that route again... *shudder*

Marisa said...

so this is the guy in the blind - married, we love him, nice guy, but cheating on his wife with a younger woman

april said...

Every time I see Ally all I can think of is her tears of frustration when she wasn't able to cut an onion in order to make some Mexican food on "Rich Girls". How pathetic is that?

Twisted Sister said...

She's 27 in Catherine Zeta-Jones years.

Is she the one making him shave his arms?

Chatty said...

LOL Twist!!

So that would make her how old in human years?

Twisted Sister said...

Chatty, I'd say 39....lol.

jas faulkner said...

...if she's a day.


FWIW, there's nto a think wrong with furry guys. It's the whole sleeping with the nanny/people young enough to be my children schtick that gets old.

Twisted Sister said...

Hey, I don't mind hair on a man, but it's a turn off for many women.

jax said...

i dont mind a lil hair either but that cheating jackass looks like he rolls around on the barber shop floor.

Trix said...

Hairy men make me gag, lol.

Judi said...

Rat's ass who Robin Williams is dating. Seriously. It's Robin Williams.

Brenda22 said...

I totally agree with the age. She looks 37..at least. There is no way that woman is 2 years younger than me.

As for the cheating thing...Karma's a bitch. Wasn't she his nanny when he was married to his first wife?

duncanpowers said...

Maybe she's using the chest hair as an organic paint brush.

bippy said...

i'm pretty sure that's the almost-mrs hilfiger, or at least that's what his then-gf looked like when i saw rich girls. (which i loved, btw. loved.)

and the hairy? i used to hate the hairy until i fell in lust-love with my very hairy husband.

last of all, it's prolly the heady combination of money, fame and the crazy that she's after; in my experience, crazy attracts crazy. oh, and power -- those kinds of women, especially if they're emotionally stunted, get a big thrill out of fucking with someone else's marriage. (not that it's all her fault, by any means, but she is responsible for her half).

sauvage said...

You know what? When we investigated this BI about the married actor and the lover half his age, I looked up Edward James Olmos and James Gandolfini because they seemed like they fitted the description. Guess what? Seems like they did the same thing a few years ago. Both are great actors and had a long career. Olmos was born in 1947, his current wife in 1978. IMDB says that Olmos divorced Lorraine Bracco in 2002 and got remarried also in 2002, so you do the math.

Gandolfini? Born 1961. Girlfriend looks like a twenty-sometthing.

I am SO bored with these mwn in midlife-crisis and the symptoms of their midlife-crisis in high-heels, honestly.

Marnie said...

Marriage should never stand in the way of true love!

DBF said...

Twisted Sister cracks me up with the Catherine Zeta-Jones years comments. I remember when CZJ was older than me, then she was the same age as me, and now she's five years younger than me. Hollywood must think we don't notice things like how Courteney Cox's face changes from season to season of Friends. Robin Williams has ALWAYS been a freak and will always be a freak.

someone said...

My bf is very furry. It doesnt bother me really. He is really cute though.