Crazy Days and Nights: Random Photos Part One

Monday, March 31, 2008

Random Photos Part One

Wife is in London. David Beckham is all smiles back in Los Angeles.
In case you were wondering what is happening on the set of HSM3. Yeah, I don't care either so this is the last you are going to see it unless there is some big sex thing caught on tape.
In the future I think Jessica Simpson should avoid having her photo taken with her sister Ashlee and Kate Beckinsale bookending her. They just make her look really bad. Almost to the point where I feel sorry for her. Almost.
Gwen Stefani says she is having problems thinking of songs for No Doubt. Well she needs to get her ass off the playground and go make me a damn album.

Gerard Butler. Just because I care about each and every last one of you.

Lets see what we have here. Eva Longoria has her hand on Orlando Bloom's thigh which he seems to be enjoying. Or it could be a sock. On the other end we have Jennifer Aniston who allegedly has a thing with Orlando yet Jennifer has her hand nestled between Courteney Cox's thighs. I'm sure it is all innocent huh?

WTF is Denise Richards wearing and I am not talking about her kid either.

Duran Duran - Gold Coast, Australia

Today finally made official what I told you a few weeks ago. Kathie Lee Gifford is joining the program. Look for the Kathie Lee diva stories and how she wants to take over the show stories to begin in about a month.

I honestly just don't care at this point.

I really like Jodie Foster's glasses. That company needs to try and throw some money her way and have her do some commercials.

Jason Bateman just had his first encounter with Eva Longoria. Left the guy shell shocked.

Hot Hot Heat - Gold Coast

I would be smiling too if I took as many drugs as Keith Richards took, and got to live to talk about it.

I know Jackie Warner can kick my ass, but she looks awful here. She looked so much better with short hair. This is also the only photo I found where she is not actively trying to shove out that left breast and let us see that she isn't wearing a bra.

Note to photo agencies: I sincerely doubt that James Marsden's wife appreciates being called and guest considering they have been married for almost a decade. On a side note, James Marsden is now in my top five comic actors. The guy just always cracks me up.

I suppose Jennifer Love Hewitt could wear this if she wasn't pregnant, but the only reason would be so people would think she was pregnant and she could start the baby photo bidding war. Or she could crave attention.

Modest Mouse - Gold Coast

The one and only Margaret Cho.

Mariah Carey's new album is called Touch My Body. Apparently she wants us to know where she likes to be touched.

Madonna has slowly transformed into Martina Navratilova right before our eyes.

Lara Flynn Boyle doesn't really get better with age.

"So, you are going to ride 5,000 miles across the wildest part of Africa for charity huh? Good luck with that. Next time why don't you just send a check?"