Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Random Photos Part One

David Beckham could be praying the Lakers win, or that Victoria gets an ass.
Emmy Rossum looks amazing and almost got the top spot. But, you know. David Beckham/Emmy Rossum. It is kind of like who would go first on a talk show. As much as I love Emmy, for some reason I don't think she's bumping David Beckham.
I think there was way too much Katherine Heigl for awhile, but it is nice to see an actress who is eating junk food and not because it is written in a scene. The fact that she also drinks, chain smokes, and still looks good is pretty depressing for everyone else in the world.

k.d. lang - Sydney
I actually kind of wished I had watched TRL for the first time in my life. Jason Segel, Mila Kunis, Bill Hader and Russell Brand. Plus as a bonus you get the elbow of Kristen Bell.
Julio Iglesias Jr. signing copies of his new CD. Is anyone in that family ugly? I mean, I know they are all pretty boys and that some women would rather be with someone like me. Unfortunately I think that is a theory that has only actually be written and when it comes to a nightclub, you throw me and Julio together, that theory gets disproved really quickly.
Slap some fake breasts on her and put on some music and Evan Rachel Wood is Dita von Teese. Seriously, you know she knew people would say that, so why on earth would she do it? Does Marilyn really like looking at himself so much in the mirror that he makes all his girlfriends dress and look like him?

I know high waisted skirts and shorts are the thing right now. But, as a guy when I see an outfit like this on a woman who isn't ugly, this is my first thought. She has got the saggiest breasts in the world. They are drooping all the way down to her waist. Probably not true, but the visual is what guys clue into, and that is what I see.
The happy photo of the day goes to Morgan Spurlock at the premiere of his new film about Osama bin Laden. Sponsored of course by a liquor company. If you look at later photos of the evening, Morgan enjoyed some of that liquor and then enjoyed it some more. I am glad he finally got married though. Although I would have never guessed his wife was the tattoo type. Of course, looking at her I didn't think she would go on camera talking about her sex life either, and I was wrong about that.
This seems familiar. Hmmmm.
Liam Neeson and Frank McCourt. I have a craving for some Bushmills.
Kate Moss always finds the guys who are that close to death and just helps them right along. I do like the photo though.
Todd Rundgren - Miami

Wow. How about the Imperioli family. No one is really going to their house and trick or treating.
There were other people in the chairs, but Tommy's ego blew them all up.
It has been too long Reese Witherspoon. Doing your workouts at a gym now so I can't watch you. I've been sad. Kind of creeps you out the way I wrote that huh? Creeps me out also. She does look hot though.
I am still on the fence about Robert Downey Jr. playing a superhero. He is a great actor, but is he Iron Man? I am not a comic book film loving guy, but I will see Iron Man because of him, and Batman because of Heath so I do have an open mind. Just not sure how it is going to be.

37 comments:

brendalove@gmail.com said...

How can Kate Moss just hang on to that corpse and have a good time, while Pete is wasting away in jail with only heroin to keep him company???????

James Laidler said...

Evan Rachel Wood needs to get her shit together. Body make-up is not hot. Her eyes are looking good though.

kris_r said...

Love the Beckham pic...boys will be boys....

donna said...

who is that with kate moss?


Lou Reed ...

janine said...

Iron Man is a deeply flawed alcoholic.

lyz said...

kd lang looks like james spader (boston legal). No offense to james spader...

Marisa said...

Met Morgan Spurlock on the subway a few months ago- he is THE MAN.

"you did Supersize Me, didn't you?"
Held out his hand, "Hi, I'm Morgan."

Totally down-to-earth. Was pumped to hear his show "30 Days" will be coming back.

plot said...

I'm completely enthused that Beckham is a fan of the well rounded figure! The worst thing about Becks has always been his inexplicable attraction to that praying mantis he calls his wife.

Vic should see this pic and decide to put some meat on her bones.

Mooshki said...

Have you seen the longer Iron Man trailers? He is going to be perfect in the role, and the movie is going to be amazing.

Trix said...

My god David Beckham could not be any more obvious. Those eyes aren't anywhere else than on that ass.

EVAN RACHEL WOOD I'd love to love you, but right now I love to hate you. YOU'RE NOT DITA. Ripping off Dita, going so far as to fuck her man, makes you nearly as pathetic as Ms Hilton herself.

califblondy said...

I think I'd believe RDJ as Iron Man before I'd buy that Mr. Rogers' look he's got going on.

Won't you be my neighbor?

Alpine Summer said...

Calif: You know why Mr. Rogers wore the sweaters? To hide all his Vietnam War tattoos. He was trained in small arms and hand-to-hand, but became a pacifist after the war.

Marisa said...

alpine summer- i just quivered for mr. rogers.....MR. ROGERS!

Thanks for the trauma

jenner said...

It's been obvious for a long time that Becks would rather a "fuller" figure than the one his wife has - Rebecca Loos, for example. And by "fuller" of course I just mean curvy, feminine, ie not a stick. In my mind it just goes to show how far gone Posh is with her eating disorder, you know? Like, it's not about David, it's her own mind, etc. Which is, of course, typical of an anorexic.

PS the cheerleader has some major toe going on...LOL


re: Heigl - the fact that ENT mentions drinking - makes me that much more convinced that she's the answer to the blind about the actress he had to pick up in the middle of the night that time. I'm pretty sure everyone here believes it anyway, but I've never been 100% convinced. I'm closer now ;)


Evan Rachel Wood - that is BEYOND pathetic. I wonder if she'll look back at this in a few years & feel oh so humiliated. She sure as hell SHOULD.


I don't get the comment re: mag covers of Katie & Suri? I don't really CARE but I admit I'm a LITTLE curious...

I like Jamie Hince bcs I like The Kills. No, not the best looking dude, but he's in a cool band, so it's alright with me...lol

jax said...

Becks is praying he won't have to stand up in the next 5mins. oh he is all over that ass.

eating a ding dong does not wipe clean the ultra bitch Heigl is.

move over Seth Rogen Jason Segel is coming for your job.

i'd choose El over Julio anyday. i dont date men with less body fat than i do. or prettier.

evan- get a life an identity..something with a pulse.

Morgan Spurlock IS the man.

EL said it here fisrt kids...the GMD and Katie disolve contract and split assets and robots. Good score EL!

ahhh Frank McCourt. a fine irish lad. Angela would be proud.

i swear Kate Moss's fug bf asked me for a dollar in Camden once.

RDjr- i thought that was a straight jacket at first glance.

Trix said...

I would just like to say, that chick's thighs are banging. There ain't nuthin' wrong with having big ole thighs like that if you're athletic and obviously putting them to good use. They look goooood when they're toned and not covered in cottage cheese!! Her thighs touch when she walks but its not a bad thing!! Day-um!

jax said...

i feel kinda bad for her,every site has tons of comments about how 'fat' she is. of course most probably come from 14 year old boys jacking it to Miley videos but still...sad.

she ain't heavy..shes athletic.
(yes i totally sang that in my head)

RagDoll said...

Jax--tons of 14 y.o Miley fanboiz OR Vix finally learned how to install that AOL CDROM...

Evan needs to wash off the halloween makeup and gather the shards of self-worth from up off the floor. C'mon girl. You're too good for that old creep!

audieh_1 said...

For anyone who isn't aware--Seth Rogan and Jason Segel were on Freaks and Geeks together. If you are a fan of F&G and watch How I met Your Mother there have been a couple minor roles given to Jason's old cast mates.

Laviolett said...

Jenner-your comments about Posh's eating disorder made me wonder, maybe that's why Katie has adopted a disorder. Might be the only control she is able to have in her life.

Also, I hope, nay pray, that Reese never does anything to her lips. I don't know why, either, I just like her lips.

jax said...

audieh- im a vancouver girl so i knew...i just think Segel has more longevity and versatility in his roles...rogen same guy in every movie. funny as hell mind you.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Morgan Spurlock annoys me. I thought "Supersize Me" was a good documentary, except for the fact that I would expect to get quite ill if I ate nothing but McDonald's for a month. People were really surprised? And then I saw the episode of "30 Days" where him and his incredibly whiny wife lived on minimum wage for a month, and she had to keep going to the hospital because she had the sniffles. See, Mr. and Mrs., Spurlock, people who make minimum wage and don't have insurance take some over the counter ibuprofen and get over it. You and your handlebar mustache (also known as "The Spurlock" in my household) have angered me.

He should have his own show that was more like "Punk'd". It'd be called "SPURLOCK'D" and he would basically ambush random people in the streets and show them how he is better than them at everything. "You've been Spurlock'd!!!"

Harriet Hellfire said...

I have a similar show idea for the Baldwin family. "You've been Baldwin'd!". A Baldwin would replace a member of an unsuspecting family for a week and see what happens...when people stop being polite.

kellysirkus said...

is that kd lang or Clay Aiken?

what's the deal with RDJr's pants? is it just me, or does something look strange there?

glitter said...

I'd bump Becks!

As in bump and grind, bumping uglies...I think you get my drift.

Trix said...

I havent seen the fat comments, Jax (awesome that they didnt show up here) but I think thats really sad.

Anyone else see the new Caress commercial, for some new "Brazilian"-themed/inspired body wash? I LOVE IT. The chick has small breasts, is slightly short, and has thicker thighs. A trim tummy, yes, but she looks more athletic and average height instead of a stick thin amazon. I was like YAYYYYY having an attractive body type means being toned and fit, not being stick thin to the point of not having any muscle!!!

janice said...

i've heard Heigl is a super-bit*h. and yay for tom and katie's "split"

Jewels said...

Possible thoughts going through Beck's mind:
1 - I gotta get me some of that
2 - Poor girl, the tag on her shorts is sticking out, should I tuck it in for her?
3 - I gotta get me some of that
4 - I just wanna stick my face in there and go blblblblblblblblblblbllblblblblbl....
5 - I gotta get me some of that
6 - So THAT'S what an ass is supposed to look like!
and 7 - (you guessed it!) I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!

oh, and can you imagine how that girl is feeling if she sees this photo?

"OMG Millie! like, Beckham was TOTALLY checking my ass out! OMG! Beckham checked my ass out! Yeah!

Na! Na! Na! Na! Na! Beckham checked my ass out! Posh has no a-ass, so he checked mine ou-ut!"

LOL!

Ok, I know, I had way too much fun with this....


On a side note, K.D. is really nearing her goal of becoming a man isn't she? Dayum!
I mean, if I was a gay woman, I'd be into the girls, you know? Not the wanna be boy girls...

That willy with Kate looks like a wet sewer rat...

alright I'm done

Judi said...

Alpine, Fred Rogers never served in the military.
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/mrrogers.asp
ERWood looks like Manson wants to look. Shame she can't find her own.
Uh, yeah, the magazine covers. Are these an answer to a recent blind?
You and Julio down by the schoolyard. Sorry - had to do that.
Anyone's boobs would look droopy in that shiny cheesy-looking blouse. YUK.
Victoria Imperioli needs a makeover. She looks awful.

Alpine Summer said...

Unfortunately, I have to argue with Snopes (they have known to be wrong). He served with my very own father, and there are pictures.

Alpine Summer said...

They have been known, sorry.

Harriet Hellfire said...

Honestly, I'm quite surprised that no network has called me to buy my TV show format. What a bunch of jerks.

Production Girl said...

Jewels said...

Possible thoughts going through Beck's mind:
1 - I gotta get me some of that
2 - Poor girl, the tag on her shorts is sticking out, should I tuck it in for her?
3 - I gotta get me some of that
4 - I just wanna stick my face in there and go blblblblblblblblblblbllblblblblbl....
5 - I gotta get me some of that
6 - So THAT'S what an ass is supposed to look like!
and 7 - (you guessed it!) I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT!!!!!


OMG that was fucking HILARIOUS! LMFAO!!!!

ITA!

Mia said...

kd lang is slowly becoming fat elvis. i should buy up stock in rhineztones & spandex before she hits her flare legged pantsuit era.

de anne said...

alpine, how old was he/when did he serve?

his foster brother George was a pilot in WW2 and did teach him to fly, but Fred went from high school to Rollins College (Florida), and immediately after graduation started working for a television station in new york (1951). Whle working there he attended seminary and worked on a graduate degree in Child Development - no time for service there...

He became an ordained minister in 1963, and began working on a children's tv series.

1966, his show began and he didn't take any breaks to go fight (as someone too old for the draft mind you) in the Vietnam war. - His show made new episodes for 33 seasons, until 2001.

I do not know WHEN your father thinks he served with him, but he didn't. At least not with the Fred McFeely Rogers who was on television.

I did a research paper in college on Fred, and I never found any evidence about him serving in the US Military, sorry.

Sarah said...

The TRL with the cast of Forgetting Sarah Marshall is up on youtube at the moment, if anyone's interested...not sure how long it will stay:

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CAEKMsrcxk

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVBgLJvH2V4

Marina Ortiz said...

Robert looks hot in his tight sweater (and jeans)...