Friday, February 13, 2009

Tori Worries That Dean Will Cheat


Sometimes you read something and you just say to yourself, "wow, so and so really is an idiot." In this particular case it is Tori Spelling who will take the idiot honor for today. In a little blurb the NY Daily News ran today, Tori confessed that her greatest fear is that Dean will find someone on a set he works on and cheat on her because that's how they met. Dean in fact, tells everyone that Tori thinks that just to show how manly and virile he is and to see if they do want to sleep with him.

Tori. Seriously. You really think Dean would cheat on you? The only reason he cheated on his wife and got you to cheat on your husband was that he saw a meal ticket. Now, I won't say that he would never cheat on you but it is going to be someone that is a much better meal ticket and more famous than you. Plus, in order for him to be able to cheat on you while working he would actually be having to work. As in get a job. As in don't follow you around everywhere you go and have a company that signs him a check and not one that you wrote him. Now, I grant you that he is in pre-production on Santa Baby 2 which should pay him a fortune as an actor and I guess he could live off what they pay him for that. I mean that must be a check in the millions right? I'm guessing they are paying him in the hopes that Tori will make a cameo in the movie and maybe they can get more than one person to watch it.

If Dean ever cheats on you Tori it would be about the dumbest move he could make. Not that you are that hot or anything, but please, he is not going to throw away that meal ticket for anything. If you dumped him he would probably turn into the Michael Lohan of the next generation.

20 comments:

Molly said...

Tori Worries That Dean Will Cheat


well duh, tori. if he cheats on someone with you, he'll cheat on you.

tick tock...

captivagrl said...

this is a very annoying couple.

amster said...

Dean is a cheat, just not sure he would mess up a possible chance for the Spelling millions over some ass. I think he does have his priorities straight.

Ms Cool said...

I have to disagree - I totally believe he will cheat. I do this because HIS WIFE believes he will cheat. Um, if you are worried your husband will cheat, you need to have a talk. Of course, there is also the obvious if he cheated with you he will cheat on you.

David D. said...

Tori: is this something you really need to announce in a newspaper?

What's the strategy here--tell it to the Daily News in hopes that he'll be mortified and won't cheat, or have him figure that the worst of the humiliation is over and now the cheating can begin in earnest?

I'd hate to be at the Spelling/McDermott dinner table tonight...

not on my dollar said...

Would someone seriously consider paying Dean millions to do anything?



Was Enty joking or is that the truth?

valerie said...

Of *course* he's going to cheat. He cheated on his first wife with Tori, he'll do the same on her. Why do women think that a guy will change his stripes just for her?

But Enty, you left out the best part of the story: "Of course [I’m scared of that]!” she confessed at the Pull-Ups Potty Dance Party in NYC." What the heck is the Pull-Ups Potty Dance Party?! I bet it was a pretty crappy event...

Molly said...

nomd, i think enty wrote that tongue in cheek.

Kelli said...

I would think that too if I looked like Tori.

Sonia said...

Oh, Please... Dean will not cheat until Candy Spelling kicks the bucket and he sees what, if any, Tori inherits. Of course, knowing what we know of Candy, she's already considered that and is fully prepared to give this twerp "the finger" from the grave.

jax said...

you know, people don't always marry the perfect person the first time. cheating happens but it deons't alsways mean he's going to cheat again. and don't forget THEY BOTH cheated. there are plenty of people out there on their second marriages and happier than ever.

and i think most women worry about their spouses cheating at one time or another. we're human.

slappywhyte said...

i bet he already has cheated on her, so she is worrying about nothing

Sylvia said...

Once a cheater always a cheater as far as I know.

not on my dollar said...

Thanks Molly I got nervous for a minute. Especially with this economy paying someone like Dean any amount of money seems ridiculous.

Speaking of outrageous payments Octomom's publicist says that people are only getting upset because of the economy. She thinks everyone would be fine with Octomom's lucrative offers and embrace her if this was three or four years ago.

Unbelievable!

jokester said...

I hope Dean ends up cheating with Tori's Mom, Candy!

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Grace said...

Tori isn't as dumb as I thought she was. Her fear is real and she knows it.

Judi said...

People either cheat or they don't. Doesn't matter who they're married to. If he thought he could get away with cheating and stay married to her, he'd do it. Regardless, her fear is obviously well founded.

Miss X said...

But I thought they were "soulmates" and had the perfect marriage/family?

But seriously, it must be awful to have this hanging over your head.

ahdaboom said...

i hope he does cheat on her, and i hope that woman handles it the same way tori did. her "one big happy family" act makes me sick. tori rips on her mom for have a house with a room for everything, but at lest her mom only took what was hers!