Brooke Hogan Does The Stripper Pole For Dad
The Hogan family just keeps on giving and giving. It is not that often that you get one family that contributes so much to the world of gossip in a year and it just keeps on giving. It is like Paris Hilton. She is a giver. Of course you really don't want what she is giving, but you can't say she doesn't like to give it to millions.
Last summer we had the photos of Hulk Hogan applying some lotion to the inside of his daughter's thighs. Yes, it was her and not his look a like girlfriend. Yes, it was Hulk's fingers that were in places no father should ever touch his daughter. And that was in public. What the hell goes on beyond closed doors is something I can't think about if I want to keep my sanity.
Well, to give daddy a little treat this week, Brooke Hogan invited him to her concert. I don't know if she sang or lip synced, but I don't think Hulk really cared about anyway. What he loved was when Brooke got up on the stripper pole for the Hulkster who applauded and yelled the loudest for his daughter. Well, I am sure he would. I mean who else is going to help her practice her moves and make sure she has enough dollar bills to get through the day.
By the way. The bottom picture is the look a like girlfriend right down to the same nail color that Brooke is wearing. Creeeeepy.
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I wonder if papa pervy simpson is his inspiration and then there is Billy Ray. Are there any mom and sons?
goodgrief, I just got off the phone earlier with a friend of mine who doesn't think there is anything wrong with being naked in front of her 11 & 14 year old sons. She was in awe that a friend of ours won't undress in front of 14 & 17 year old sons.
Her excuse is that she is an "artist"
(ie. graphic designer). The body is beautiful. There is no doubt that there are some pervy moms out there.
Ewwwwwwwwwww Lutefisk, your friend is messed.
Hulk Hogan is sick, and so is his ho-bag daughter!! Epitome of white-trash! Gross!!
I'm trying to find a bright side (if there is one) and hey, at least she's not driving.
jungle007--thanks for agreeing with me--she was telling me I was wrong, especially when I said teenage boys have every opportunity to see nude women with all of the R movies out there, they don't need to look at their mothers.
It's bad enough that they maybe having sex but Hulk makes it worse by dating his daughters look alike thus proving he is sleeping with his daughter, GRROOOOSSSSSS
lutefisk - I think I can safely say that MOST rational people agree with you. Taking a bath with a son when he's 5 is one thing; nudity in front of your 14 year old son is quite another.
Gross.
yeah - i also think that the son would object rather loudly to having to see his mother naked at that age...
yeah - i also think that the son would object rather loudly to having to see his mother naked at that age...
Lutefisk, I think this is setting her sons up for some serious problems later in life.
Relationship-wise they will most likely be pretty jaded and messed up. I dated a guy a few years ago whose mother would show her nude body to him. He had some weird fetishes (relating to feet, pee and poo, not in any particular order) which I was able to avoid and somewhat ignore at first. I just told him I wasn't into that stuff and I'd rather not pee/poo on my boyfriends. (Though, I admit, I did let him suck my toes a couple times. Weird... but kinda nice in a "worship me" kinda way)LOL
But when he suggested that he should be able to go the bathroom with the door open, and that it's a good thing if my then 3 year old daughter were to happen to see his penis, because she needs to learn about what boy's bodies look like too, I was OUT THE DAMN DOOR!
Honestly I don't think he meant my child any serious harm, but his outlook on things like that were so fucked-up because of his mother. What was totally normal to him is, to me, perverse and deserving of jail-time.
Nuff said.
And WHY does Hulk Hogan look more turned on with his daughter than with her clone? It's like one of those cases of:
"You look just like how your momma looked when I met her. And your momma was damn sexy back then! Come give poppa a kiss baby girl"
I can't believe I just thought up that little dialogue. Maybe I'm the one with issues....
I have no problem seeing my parents naked or having them see me naked. I don't LIKE it...and I don't TRY to make it happen (and nor do they)...but if it does, big fucking deal. They're my parents. But, like Linnea pointed out, any teenage boy would probably scream at the sight of their mom naked...*L*
yeah, I mean, i think its perfectly normal to be naked around your kids when they are little. I mean, like, its not a big deal! And as an adult, I see my mother naked from time to time (sauna etc) but its not really a big deal...
What hogan does, though, is very very different from that...
However: I would not let my dad rub my thighs down with sunlotion (nor would he want to), and my dad would probably leave the room if he saw me on a stripper pole. Not that that would ever happen. But still.