Monday, March 16, 2009

Brooke Hogan Does The Stripper Pole For Dad




The Hogan family just keeps on giving and giving. It is not that often that you get one family that contributes so much to the world of gossip in a year and it just keeps on giving. It is like Paris Hilton. She is a giver. Of course you really don't want what she is giving, but you can't say she doesn't like to give it to millions.

Last summer we had the photos of Hulk Hogan applying some lotion to the inside of his daughter's thighs. Yes, it was her and not his look a like girlfriend. Yes, it was Hulk's fingers that were in places no father should ever touch his daughter. And that was in public. What the hell goes on beyond closed doors is something I can't think about if I want to keep my sanity.

Well, to give daddy a little treat this week, Brooke Hogan invited him to her concert. I don't know if she sang or lip synced, but I don't think Hulk really cared about anyway. What he loved was when Brooke got up on the stripper pole for the Hulkster who applauded and yelled the loudest for his daughter. Well, I am sure he would. I mean who else is going to help her practice her moves and make sure she has enough dollar bills to get through the day.

By the way. The bottom picture is the look a like girlfriend right down to the same nail color that Brooke is wearing. Creeeeepy.

35 comments:

Goodgrief said...

I wonder if papa pervy simpson is his inspiration and then there is Billy Ray. Are there any mom and sons?

lutefisk said...

goodgrief, I just got off the phone earlier with a friend of mine who doesn't think there is anything wrong with being naked in front of her 11 & 14 year old sons. She was in awe that a friend of ours won't undress in front of 14 & 17 year old sons.

Her excuse is that she is an "artist"
(ie. graphic designer). The body is beautiful. There is no doubt that there are some pervy moms out there.

Jungle007 said...

Ewwwwwwwwwww Lutefisk, your friend is messed.

Hulk Hogan is sick, and so is his ho-bag daughter!! Epitome of white-trash! Gross!!

califblondy said...

I'm trying to find a bright side (if there is one) and hey, at least she's not driving.

lutefisk said...

jungle007--thanks for agreeing with me--she was telling me I was wrong, especially when I said teenage boys have every opportunity to see nude women with all of the R movies out there, they don't need to look at their mothers.

MontanaMarriott said...

It's bad enough that they maybe having sex but Hulk makes it worse by dating his daughters look alike thus proving he is sleeping with his daughter, GRROOOOSSSSSS

Babs said...

lutefisk - I think I can safely say that MOST rational people agree with you. Taking a bath with a son when he's 5 is one thing; nudity in front of your 14 year old son is quite another.

Gross.

linnea said...

yeah - i also think that the son would object rather loudly to having to see his mother naked at that age...

linnea said...

yeah - i also think that the son would object rather loudly to having to see his mother naked at that age...

Jungle007 said...

Lutefisk, I think this is setting her sons up for some serious problems later in life.

Relationship-wise they will most likely be pretty jaded and messed up. I dated a guy a few years ago whose mother would show her nude body to him. He had some weird fetishes (relating to feet, pee and poo, not in any particular order) which I was able to avoid and somewhat ignore at first. I just told him I wasn't into that stuff and I'd rather not pee/poo on my boyfriends. (Though, I admit, I did let him suck my toes a couple times. Weird... but kinda nice in a "worship me" kinda way)LOL

But when he suggested that he should be able to go the bathroom with the door open, and that it's a good thing if my then 3 year old daughter were to happen to see his penis, because she needs to learn about what boy's bodies look like too, I was OUT THE DAMN DOOR!

Honestly I don't think he meant my child any serious harm, but his outlook on things like that were so fucked-up because of his mother. What was totally normal to him is, to me, perverse and deserving of jail-time.

Nuff said.

Jungle007 said...

And WHY does Hulk Hogan look more turned on with his daughter than with her clone? It's like one of those cases of:

"You look just like how your momma looked when I met her. And your momma was damn sexy back then! Come give poppa a kiss baby girl"

I can't believe I just thought up that little dialogue. Maybe I'm the one with issues....

Harriet Hellfire said...

I have no problem seeing my parents naked or having them see me naked. I don't LIKE it...and I don't TRY to make it happen (and nor do they)...but if it does, big fucking deal. They're my parents. But, like Linnea pointed out, any teenage boy would probably scream at the sight of their mom naked...*L*

linnea said...

yeah, I mean, i think its perfectly normal to be naked around your kids when they are little. I mean, like, its not a big deal! And as an adult, I see my mother naked from time to time (sauna etc) but its not really a big deal...

What hogan does, though, is very very different from that...

Harriet Hellfire said...

However: I would not let my dad rub my thighs down with sunlotion (nor would he want to), and my dad would probably leave the room if he saw me on a stripper pole. Not that that would ever happen. But still.

Jungle007 said...

I guess every family is different. If anyone in my family saw me buck-naked, (except maybe my mom who has helped me learn to breastfeed and thats the most she's seen of my body since I was a kid) I would be super embarassed. I'm comfortable with my body and all, but it's just weird to think of because my family isn't like that.

In the case of my ex, it was pure weirdness to me.

lutefisk said...

jungle007--YOU are not the one with issues. I have a 12 year old son, & I don't think he has ever seen me naked.
I is ironic, because the friend I had the discusion with started it by saying a mutual friend having marriage problems stopped letting her 2 sons see her undressed when they were 8. She felt that this was what was leading to the problems in her marriage. Meanwhile this friend sits and im's married men on facebook all night, leading them on sexually.
So, who is having the problems there?

Jungle007 said...

Lutefisk, please eloborate!! How on EARTH did she think that the friend not showing her nude body to her sons was causng her marital problems!!!??? WTF!?

How does that work?

Your friend, no offense, is a nutcase!

lutefisk said...

There is absolutely nothing wrong with parental nudity, but up until a certain age. Especially a boy going through puberty.
There is nothing wrong with rubbing suntan lotion on your child either, just not between the legs.

Mooshki said...

"So THAT's how it is in their family."

Movie reference? Anyone?... Anyone?... Bueller?

Jungle007 said...

I agree, My 4 year old daughter sees me naked when I'm getting dressed, and if she had been a boy it'd be the same way at this point.

But with a son, at the age of puberty that will not be happening. Straight teenage boys can't help but become aroused at the sight of breasts, no matter who they are attached to. And if they are saggy and attached to your mom, that's just scarring imo.

Norah said...

ugh! i could never do that in front of my dad.

ardleigh said...

I thougt the whole "It puts the lotion on" was bad enough but this is puts the cherry on top of the Creepy Cake.

lutefisk said...

jungle007--She thinks the couple is not having enough sex, which is ruining their marriage. She is blaming the wife for this, since she won't let the 14 & 17 year old see her naked.
I know, I know....she is insane & I have this conversation with her numerous times/day, until I need to hang up on her.
The couple is going to start to see a marriage counselor, because the husband doesn't feel his "love cup" is being filled, what ever that means.

Goodgrief said...

I guess Pammy Anderson does run around naked in front of her 2 boys. I'm not sure how old they are now, but I know they are close to being teens. I wonder if her boys are embarrassed of her.

Jungle007 said...

Lutefisk- O..k. That is just creepy that anyone would assume that he amount of time they spend showing their teengage sons their naked body would make or break their sex life.

Goodgrief- I bet she does. Even if she doesn't, how hard is it to find nude pics of Pam Anderson? Their parents are Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson for fuck sakes!! Those boys will either grow up to be the total opposite because they find their parents to be total scum, or will be womanizing assholes. :(

Mooshki said...

Lutefisk, that's scary crazy.

lutefisk said...

Yes Mooshki--she is nuts. A nice person, but nuts.

Goodgrief said...

lutefisk since we have all determined your friend to be crazy, does she read CDAN?

lutefisk said...

oh, no--she is too busy im'ing & trying to save people's marriages!

figgy said...

I wonder why it is that that Hogan girl always looks like a 50 year old transvestite?

GladysKravitz said...

1. Lutefisk-Two words for your friend: therapy and boundaries.

2. Love the fanny pack on Hulk in the first photo. Covers the vital parts. Interesting that he doesn't need to wear it when he's with his girlfriend.

Ms.Leigh said...

this post is so full of eww i'm thisclose to vomming. icky. gross. nasty.

lutefisk said...

Gladys, she keep stelling me how her 13 year old hates her, & they are always fighting.
Maybe if she didn't let him see her undressed, he might actually like her. I am sure there are many issues there.

Judi said...

They're vile and disgusting. Hulk was a successful wrestler. The rest of the family should not be seen or heard.

Debbie said...

Damn, Hulk - you are one funky-shit-incest perv. And Brooke letting you put suntan oil on her inner thighs during the summer? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.