Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Could Someone Please Move The Clock Forward To 15 Minutes


In other news about people who shouldn't matter, but somehow are still around, Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills at the end of the season. Apparently she thinks she is a huge star and deserves her very own show. No more sharing the spotlight for Audrina. She wants some of that Whitney Port fame. Who? Exactly. Just because you get your own show doesn't make you more famous. Audrina has signed a deal with Survivor and Apprentice creator Mark Burnett and he plans on working his reality magic on Audrina. He is pitching a show based on following her around. Great. We can watch her get bit parts on a bunch of shows and cringe when she tells us how she is taking acting classes to better master her craft.

Speaking of making a deal with Satan, Heidi Montag somehow convinced Cathy Dennis to give her some songs for Heidi's new album. If you are not familiar with Cathy, she wrote I Kissed A Girl, and Toxic among others and all I can do is hope that Cathy is giving Heidi songs that everyone else rejected. I really need Heidi to go away and anyone else from The Hills. I just can't imagine there are this many people in the world who are fans of Heidi or Audrina or anyone else from The Hills. I understand if you like the show. I really do understand. I just don't understand how anyone can think the stars of the show have some kind of talent that deserves really high paychecks and making mountains of money.

10 comments:

Pookie said...

someone pls go smack the mtv execs who've given these kids their ridiculous senses of entitlement and mislead notions of relevancy. be sure to smack hard.

Mooshki said...

I do watch the Hills, but a Ceiling Eyes spin-off, and the Hills turning into the Speidi show? No thanks.

AnonMom said...

Octo-mom, and the talent-less twerps from this crap ... we're all F-d.

0 said...

Amen.

jax said...

I like the show but not invested in the cast...

MontanaMarriott said...

Why do you talk about these non celebrities??
Never watched the show, nor do I care to.

Norah said...

ooooohhhhhhh
this will blow.
but not as much as whitney's show does.
and if there was a heidi and spencer show, i'd watch.
i want to know what goes on in their heads.

audieh_1 said...

They can build a show around her, but nothing they say or do is going to make me want to watch it.

Judi said...

Signed with Burnett? And which network does he think is going to buy this crap?

stiffkittens said...

Didn't Katy Perry go on and on about writing that song for ScarJo? And she didn't write the bloody thing (why am i surprised)?!

I'm so glad i don't have to accidently come into contact with any of the Hill(s)billies (the only MTV that exists to me is MTV2).