Friday, March 06, 2009

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which footballer is wooing his ex-girlfriend after she promised the best tantric sex ever? The player is thinking of giving up all his other squeezes to stick with her...

8 comments:

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Prince Phillip. Clearly....

shazzzba said...

OH PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pookie said...

beckham and the girl he cheated on posh w/. (at least the one that came forward and created all the broohaha).

Sporky said...

Piddy is a footballer? I guess I could see him rubbing some dude's balls with his foot....

dreadpiratecuervo said...

LOL @ Sporky!

Sara said...

why is everything about tantric sex all of a sudden????!!!

Jungle007 said...

Frank Lampard? Dennis Bergkamp? Oh! I've got it- Michael Owen.

I dont know who any of these people are.

stiffkittens said...

What is everyone's obsession with tantric nowadays?
That's one trend i'd gladly sit out of, unless i have a good book to read.