Friday, March 06, 2009

Get Out Of The Way - Amy Winehouse Is Learning To Drive


As if her new neighbors are not suffering enough, Amy Winehouse is going to to start taking driving lessons. Whoever decides to give her a drivers license might as well go ahead and also give her some blank death certificates because someone is going to die if she gets behind the wheel of a car. The last thing she needs is to be a brand new driver and have 100 paps following her at the same time.

The good news in all of this would be that her drug dealers won't have to deliver anymore. In addition, her dad can actually earn a living as a cab driver and not have to always take her everywhere. As a plus, she probably will wear clothes while driving. Oh, you might not have heard, but for the first two days she lived in her new house she answered the door to everyone who knocked topless. Yes, as in topless not bothering to even make an attempt to cover up. I guess she wanted to make her new neighbors feel welcome when they came to visit. "Thanks for the lovely pie Mrs Jones, won't you meet my breasts?"

16 comments:

Pookie said...

enty, how is it you're more taken w/ her impending driving skills rather than her topless greetings?!

priorities, love.

McDooks said...

WOW! So now she can not only pilot a death-mobile in a drugged and drunken state, but what with her penchant for unleashing her rage on others she can mow people down on purpose as well.

Mooshki said...

Pookie, I don't know about Enty, but after her last two months in the resort, I got pretty bored with seeing her topless.

Goodgrief said...

I think the topless greetings are much jucier than learning to drive. I really feel sorry for her new neighbors. I'm sure they are upstanding citizen's that did not deserve this. They are going to have to keep an extra eye out for the little kiddies with Amy behind the wheel.

canadachick said...

Perhaps if she fails she can get Mischa's sister to drive for her ! ANd ENT darling , she 's just showing her tan - doesn't everyone?

not on my dollar said...

Tell me again why she left her other home?

I hate it when they take the trash out of the ghetto and bring it to the burbs.

Just because she can sing and is famous doesn't mean she isn't ghetto trash.


Is it safe to live anywhere decent these days?

jax said...

come doesn't everyone want to carpool from the city to the burbs?

Sporky said...

Ugh. I feel the neighbors' pain. I almost got into a head-on collision with my former neighborhood crackhead. Luckily now I live up on a hill and the neighborhood crackhead is in a wheelchair at the bottom of the hill. I know he won't be driving anytime soon!

nancer said...

unbelievable. i really wouldn't even feel bad if she ended up killing herself while driving, but she'll probably just kill some other people and she won't have a scratch.

i can't even feel sorry for this worthless bitch. i'll save my pity for her neighbors.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I just got my learners' too.

Congratulations, roads of Alberta!!!

lutefisk said...

Congratutations Harriet Hellfire. Drive safely.

selenakyle said...

So I guess the only-smoking-reefer-and-not-doing-any-other-drugs thing from the islands is over?

Any of y'all ever get so stoned that you answer the door topless?

Mmm, Hmmm. She's prolly back on the crack.

selenakyle said...

Ha Haaa, McDooks. Funny one!

And congrats to Harriet!

bionic bunny! said...

gee, if i answered the door topless once in a while, maybe it would keep the damn neighbors away. and to think i wasted my time disconnecting the doorbell all those years ago!

hooray for harriet!!

Jungle007 said...

One of my colleagues was going on and on about how hot she used to be, so I image-googled amy winehouse 2003.

It's honestly sad how quickly she went from hot new jazz singer to raggedy old crackhead.

Jungle007 said...

One of my colleagues was going on and on about how hot she used to be, so I image-googled amy winehouse 2003.

It's honestly sad how quickly she went from hot new jazz singer to raggedy old crackhead.