It seems that it was just a month ago that Paris Hilton was in Las Vegas celebrating her 27th birthday. Wow, time flies because she is now 28. Oh, wait. No, she is still just 27, but it turns out that a club in Las Vegas wants to pay her some money to host another birthday party. No, not for someone else, but for her again. Are you trying to tell me they couldn't find any other random ass celebrity and celebrate their birthday in Las Vegas this weekend? Apparently not. To show that Paris Hilton is getting a piece of the door and the bar this weekend for the party and not just a guaranteed fee for showing up, Paris took to her blog to invite the entire world to her party. This of course means that her home is ripe for another burglary since we all know she won't be home.
Plus, the air will be a little fresher in Los Angeles this weekend and the pharmacists won't have to work as hard and can just enjoy that Southern California sunshine. Of course the pharmacists will be extra busy this weekend in Las Vegas assuring people they cannot catch the herp just by being in the same room as Paris. They might catch something else, but they won't catch the herp. Of course those guys who are unfortunate enough to be invited back to her room for a special screening of Hot Or Not, may indeed want to be examined by their doctor, not only for disease, but also for brain damage, because why the f**k else would you go back to Paris Hilton's room?
Next month Paris will be hosting another birthday party, this time for her dog, but if you wear a leash you get half price drinks from 7-9pm.