Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Mischa Barton To Melrose Place


Apparently Mischa Barton has had a change of heart about the whole television thing. It's amazing what not getting any jobs and running out of money will do to someone's artistic integrity. Mischa is the same person who vowed never to do television again because it was mindless and horribly constraining and The OC was even worse because she considered it a soap.

Well, a few years without a real job and the next thing you know she is going to be on Melrose Place. According to Korbi TV, Mischa is auditioning for a role on the show. Aaaah, Mischa you had to audition? You really have dropped really far, really quickly. But if the show does well than Mischa can hang around Hollywood for another six or seven years doing nothing and bitch and complain and moan about her talents are being wasted on a show when she could be showing off her acting skills in feature films and getting nominations and awards to go with a series of boyfriends who never last longer than a few dates, because, well it is Mischa Barton. Mischa allegedly turned down the role of Georgina Sparks on Gossip Girl, but I don't think Mischa has turned down a paycheck in awhile no matter where it came from. Plus, but the time they cast Michelle Trachtenberg's part on the show, Gossip Girl was already a decent hit and there was no way Mischa would have turned down a chance to be on a hit.

I personally don't care that much about Mischa. I just keep writing about her in the hopes that her sister will read a post and get in touch with me. I would love to meet her sister. In fact, I would love to sit down with her sister for a few hours and get some answers that I think she is ready to give.

14 comments:

Pookie said...

enty, i knew there had to be an ulterior motive regarding all these posts about sucky mischa!

shakey said...

Why do you think her sister is ready to spill? Besides, what is there to spill, really?

She'll wind up on Gone Country, or some such stupid reality show. I don't think she's even up to the level of The Surreal Life.

Ror said...

I knew I felt good about this for some reason. I had to check on IMDB, but as I suspected, I have never seen this fug pooch on anything....EVER!

YAY ME! ! ! !

jenna said...

She probably turned down gossip girl cause she was still pissed at josh schwarz for killing her off on the oc!

Mooshki said...

Jenna, he didn't kill her off - she asked to leave so she could fulfill her obvious destiny as the world's biggest movie star. LOL.

I really hope MP doesn't cast someone awesome that will make me regret not watching it. It sounded awful even before finding out Mischa might be involved. Hey, how great will it be if she doesn't get the part?

Ms Cool said...

Snooze.

Molly said...

ror, you've never seen the sixth sense? you missed a good movie.

canadachick said...

awww i loved the original melrose place (thats right i said it)..but i wouldn't watch this biotch with her vacant stare in anything

Sporky said...

Every time I see this girl, I think of that picture where she's wearing white leggings and got her period blood on them.

Miranda said...

@canadachick ... don't feel bad. I love Melrose with all my heart and all the news I've been hearing about a remake just breaks my heart. If they don't get Heather Locklear to guest star, it's absolutely a waste of time. Mischa's only going to stink it up and I hope the production team has the good sense not to cast her!

ambernyc said...

Melrose Place was like my guilty pleasure. Loved it. Can't believe they're doing a remake... FAIL.

Does Mischa honestly, truly believe she looks good dressed like that? Poor delusional thing.

stiffkittens said...

Sporky - Thanks for the reminder... That's why i can't look at Britney.

Mooshki said...

Oh god, Sporky, I had blocked that from my memory. :(

Sporky said...

Sorry, Mooshki and stiffy (ha!)....I've tried time and time again but can't get those images out of my head.