Wednesday, March 04, 2009

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which celebutard recently got dissed hard by the object of her affection? The lady in question was on the hunt for her stud -while he hid in a corner!

25 comments:

shakey said...

Finding his happy place, no doubt!

Jungle007 said...

Lilo. The object in question being Chase Crawford....

Dee said...

Paris & Robert Pattinson

Mooshki said...

It does sound like Lilo and Chase, but why would they make it a blind? I thought it was common knowledge now. :)

Mooshki said...

Dee, sadly, R.Patz was actually accommodating to her when she was fawning over him. My opinion of him sank right through the floor.

shakey said...

Maybe he's learned his lesson. Doesn't take long with her.

Goodgrief said...

I will say Jessica Simpson because Tony looks like he is embarrassed to be seen with her. He always looks like he is hiding. If this not about a couple then I will say Lindsey Lohan and Chase. Sounds like her and Sam are on the outs again.

Jungle007 said...

True Mooshki... I did read about Lilo's obsession in the tabs, but not about Chase actively hiding from her which is even funnier :D

Mooshki said...

I can't find where I read it now, but someone who was at the party posted about him trying to avoid her - it was very funny.

kris said...

Paris and whichever douche she's with now.

Pookie said...

this is soooooooo paris...altho that's a wee bit easy.

how about rumer? i'd hide too! (altho she has an alleged b/f).

Mooshki said...

Also, apparently he used to be pretty openly 'bi,' so it isn't just that she's the wrong sex to tempt him.

Mooshki said...

Pookie, Rumer Willis also chased after Chase and failed. I'm starting to really like this guy, LOL!

Jungle007 said...

It's also kinda sad for Sam.

On the other hand, she must have known that 1)the relationship wouldn't last, and 2)Lilo's OBVIOUSLY not gay.

Sporky said...

I was hoping it was Parisite and Rob P., but it sounds like she sunk her herp claws into him at some Oscar party. So I am going with Lilo and any marginally good-looking man in Hollywood.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

@Mooshki:

Lilo & Chase -- the worst Disney animated film ever. :)

Mrs.M5 said...

Lindsay Lohan and Chase Crawford...she totally stalks him! wooohoooo for stalking!!

Mooshki said...

LOL, DaveR!

stiffkittens said...

Chase fended off the Hohan twice!

http://www.javno.com/en-celebrities/chase-crawford-turns-down-lindsay-lohan-for-dinner_235428

ElsieFire said...

@Mooshki - if Lilo or Rumer had a penis, they might be more successful with Chace :>

bionic bunny! said...

very funny, daveR! :)

Pookie said...

Mooshki, omg, that's hilarious, i'd forgotten about that! *becoming chace fan* ;)

muccimooch333 said...

WTF??? Parasite was touching Rob Pattinson?!?!?!? You have GOT to be kidding...please say it is NOT true.

Jasmine said...

Hmm...I'd only suggest LiLo and Chace because of it being a NY Daily News blind. However, it has been well documented (not really blind) that Chace has been trying to avoid Lindsey AND also the fact that Lindsey is still an actress (however bad and out of work she is) NOT a celebutard....
...which leads me to my final vote of Paris and Robert Pattinson because she is (and ALWAYS will be) a celebutard, no matter her many efforts to be an actress/designer/singer, etc. Also, even though there were rumors that she cornered him at an Oscar after-party for an hour or so, she was in Tokyo while he was there doing press for Twilight...coulda happened there. He probably had enough of her a** in LA!

bookjacket said...

I see a need for clarification here. Originally "celebutard" was introduced as a portmanteau of celebrity, debutante and, uh, retard. It was designed to refer to certain group of publicity seekers with lots of parental (or grandparental)money, hence the u of debutante. Has this changed? Cause I'm not seeing Lilo as fitting that definition.