Wednesday, March 18, 2009

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which hip-hop icon gets laughed at when he strips down at the gym? Guys in the locker room can't believe it's that small.

38 comments:

Mooshki said...

Piddly Diddly!

Goodgrief said...

I'll hop on the Piddly train.

0 said...

Diddy doesn't look like he works out, to be honest.

My guess is somebody who is ripped and supposedly legendary in the sack or something. Like LL Cool J.

Dijea said...

Let it be Diddy or Kayne. Please.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Vanilla Ice!

a1r1ka said...

I have read that Ludacris has a teeny peeny

Sporky said...

Isn't Fiddy Cent supposedly "ripped"? And LOL @ A Pimp Named Dave

Pookie said...

russell simmons!

kimpim said...

50 Cent. His douchery is a compromise for something meek.

Gonna go search for pics of shoe sizes. Later ;)

Mooshki said...

"Diddy doesn't look like he works out, to be honest."

No, he doesn't, I just relished the chance to say that he has a small peen. :)

twunty mcslore said...

I'm with pookie, I read somewhere that he is packing gerkin.

MontanaMarriott said...

All that money and he is going to a PUBLIC GYM, wtf?!?!

Blondie said...

My thought was LL too, :( hope not, because ladies LOVE cool James.

cajun cutie said...

This has to be Russel Simmons.

juicy said...

I agree, Russell Simmons. He's a skinny little guy.

Mrs.M5 said...

well, of course my first thought was P.Diddly, but then i saw someone else say Russel Simmons, and i like that even better! but is he more LA based?

HookedOnCDAN said...

If it's Fiddy, someone should be able to tell quickly from the revenge sex tape he just released. I'm all over Diddy for this one. He's the one who was tweeting about his 36-hour tantric session recently, which I don't buy for a second.

HookedOnCDAN said...

... but then again, if it Diddy-ly-squat, then he'd just have a bodyguard pull out a gun and shoot whoever is laughing, so I retract my answer.

;)

jax said...

i refuse to label Diddy with an 'icon' title EVEN if it allows me to laugh at his junk.

Idiot Watcher said...

well put, jax. ;-)

not on my dollar said...

Have you seen Russell lately? I doubt very much if he's working out with that pot belly.

But the clue hip hop icon could be any one of them, Kanye, Piddy, Simmons, 50, Lil Wayne, Luda, LL, the list is endless.

J said...

russell simmons...this is the second blind that iive read about his itty bitty manhood @ the spa

figgy said...

Can't be LL Cool J, just because...um, because I think he's really hot, and that would just make me sad.

Mooshki said...

Touché, Jax. :)

LauraM said...

I agree with Jax as well. That was awsome, hehe. Anyway, I'd say LL, eventhough it's painful to say, because he is super HOT.

Sylvia said...

Their was a picture of Russell Simmons yesterday at one of the gossip sites, that there was nothing proud about it lol.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I thought Russell Simmons too. Or maybe LL. They could be "growers" though...*L*

Cheryl said...

You can get pregnant from just standing next to Diddy so it ain't him.

Cheryl said...

I'm on the Russell Simmons soul train. I'll bet Djimon Honssou is packing large.

Mooshki said...

Cheryl, and it's all wasted on that skank Kimora. :(

CM said...

Icon? Russell Simmons is the only one that comes to mind. The others haven't been around long enough or fall into that category. Yeah, I know that LL has been around, but I don't think of him as an "icon".

lutefisk said...

If this person is sucha an icon, I don't believe he would be in a gym. Madonna through everyone out of a gym so she could have the place to herself.
I would think an icon would have his own gym, or do the same.

stiffkittens said...

I got Russell Simmons mixed up with Richard Simmons lol...

Oh it could be both...

kari B-rum said...

What about eminem?

Leah said...

JAY Z? Isn't he an icon?
On second thought, no - small and Beyonce just don't seem to go together.

Eminem - I doubt he's seen a gym since he's retired. He looks like an unhappy, richer K-fed with glasses.

Love Like Winter said...

Please for the love of all that is holy, let it be 50 Cent. I can't STAND him!

BinkyM said...

Eminem's not retired. He has an elbum coming out in April and another following a few months ater that. And his body's gone all to hell.

But you're all forgetting the biggest icon of all, whose body has been RIPPED lately: Dr Dre. Though you'd think he'd be working out in Detroit and not New York, unless he's been working with Jay Z, another icon?

Allyson said...

I remember a blind about a guy who does yoga and for some reason is naked and people laugh at his teeny peenie, the guess was Russell Simmons-I don't care to know how to spell his name...this sounds very similar so I am voting for him