Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Blaaaaaaaaaake Wants A Paternity Test


Now that the glow of impending fatherhood has washed over Blaaake and just left him a hangover, he has decided he wants a paternity test. If you will recall, a few weeks ago, Gilleen Morris said that she was 6 weeks pregnant with Blaaake's child which was a result of them having sex while in rehab. There has to be another few lines Amy can add to that rehab song now.

At the time Gilleen told Blaaaake she was pregnant he was happy and excited and couldn't wait to be a dad. Even though she had talked about getting an abortion, he supposedly talked her out of it. She already has two kids who don't live with her because of her various addictions which includes heroin and booze.

Now though I guess she is going to keep it, and you know that someone got through Blaaake's head and said, "umm. You know you are going to be paying a lot of that Amy divorce money to this woman." So, now Blaaake wants a paternity test because he doesn't think the baby is his. I mean, sure, it seems like there was a lot of sex going on in this rehab facility, but I just know this is going to be Blaake's child. You can already tell the love this child is going to get from both of the parents.

This is going to be a bigger mess than if Amy adopts a child. Actually no one in their right mind would let Amy adopt a child. They wouldn't let Blaaake or Gilleen adopt one either but they can have as many as they want. Scary thought.

12 comments:

palealebrew10 said...

God, she's breathtaking.

That is going to be one interesting baby.

canadachick said...

maybe Amy will adopt this baby...then they can all be one big happy dysfunctional family !!

lutefisk said...

They can all be the poster children for why you should say no to drugs.

sassafrass said...

Is that a Toni home perm? I haven't had one of those since 1982.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

In all fairness, though, you can't blame him for wanting the paternity test. I would if I were him - I wouldn't just automatically trust this woman's word.

Judi said...

In his shoes, I'd certainly want one.

ardleigh said...

The poor poor baby being born into that family tree. I don't blame him for the paternity test. I just hope someone steps up to help that baby not grow up in the DIsfunctional Family Circus.

selenakyle said...

I can feel myself voicing this a Stewie Griffin...

Niiiiicccccceeee.

selenakyle said...

Sassafras--my Mom gave me a Rave perm after a summer's worth of Sun-In in fall of 1980, and my hair ripped out like wet spaghetti.

Good times!

sassafrass said...

LOL Sun In. I used that stuff and it did not make my hair blonde, it turned bright orange. There was this other wonderful 80s product for a fake tan, mousse and it turned my skin a lovely shade of green. Don't even get my started on Loves Baby Soft and Avon.

shakey said...

I have Sun in in my bathroom cabinet. Works for me, but very subtle.

GoddessNow said...

So he meets this person in rehab, development a relationship, has raw sex, and conceives a child. All accomplished in 30 days? Something is not right here. And what is that flower thingy on her head?