Friday, August 07, 2009

STFU Jada Pinkett Smith


In the latest issue of Good Housekeeping, Jada Pinkett Smith was interviewed. Take a guess at what the interview was about. Yep. Sex. How she and Will Smith have sex everywhere and how they takes risks and she can't believe how much they have sex.

"My husband and I always make time for sex! Always! No matter how busy we are. And if I told you the places! You would not even believe! It's crazy the risks that we take, but that's what keeps it so much fun."

Has there ever been an interview she has given where it has not led to talking about sex? I found this interview she did with Fox & Hound last year.

F&H - So do you have any dogs?
Jada - Oh Will and I have dogs and we take them out for walks at night and have sex on people's lawns.
F&H - What kind of dogs do you have?
Jada - Oh mostly mixed breeds. It's so funny when we are having sex in the bushes or on the porches of houses our dogs will kind of watch and stand guard.
F&H - Do you believe in canned or dry dog food?
Jada - Oh that reminds me last time Will and I went grocery shopping we had sex in an aisle at the supermarket. He just pushed me up against the Campbell's soup cans and we had great sex.
F&H - Do you recommend dogs for families?
Jada - What I recommend for families is two parents who have as much sex as I do with Will. We almost don't have time for our kids or dogs or jobs because we have so much sex.
F&H - Yes, well then I am glad you were able to find the time to speak to us on the phone for this interview.
Jada - Oh, it's no problem. I have been having sex with Will during this entire call.

27 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

LOLOLOL
Yesss like all good marriages of convenience, she has to show the general public that they are really your typical horny hetero's lol

AnonMom said...

LOL ... I think "Dear Richard" has a contender ....

I was checking the news this morning and what did I see? Something about Will, Jada, and SEX … I am so over it! Everyone is over it! We get it! People who aren’t having sex with each other are the ones who blab about it all the time. Gosh!

Mooshki said...

LOL!!! I love you, Enty!

lutefisk said...

I want to know if Will was behind her having sex when that magazine cover was shot.

Pookie said...

teehee! me thinks jada doth protest too much...but omg, enty, your commentary...loveloveloveeeeee.

shazzzba said...

OMG...SHE JUST DOESN'T QUIT.

ardleigh said...

(Snort) It was better odds then winning the Powerball. I was going thru the checkout line and saw this mag. I didn't even pick it up but my 1st thought was...I wonder how many times Jada said she had sex with the Fresh Prince.

Does she twitter? Someone PLEASE; for the love of everyone; tell her to STFU about doin' Will.

selenakyle said...

I wonder if they'll read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" at her kiddie school?

Cuz girlfriend is living in a Fairy Tale world all her own.

I doubt even the most sheltered, prim, christian conservative ladies who still read GH believe such claptrap (like my Mom--I'm not cracking on christians or conservatives here).

Eddie said...

LMAO i would probably throw something at her if I had been the one interviewing O_o

Sylvia said...

LOL@interview. That is hilarious

I can stand Will but her I can't stand at all. Everytime they show her show Hawthorne I switch the channel right away. It looks too phony to me.

Has anyone seen her new series? What do you think about it?

Jamie's Girl said...

Y'all need to stop calling her a liar. She does have brazen sex all over the place, just not with Will. Nor does he ever have sex with her. So yes, they have SEX, SEX and MORE SEX!

Wil said...

Good God .. Jada!! The horse is dead .. rotting even. None of us are believing this shit .. just give it up already.

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

The readers of Fox & Hound will be please to know all’s well on the coital front.

MommaBear said...

Me thinks those who boast the most, are getting the least. She seems fairly desperate to have people believe that they have a real marriage.

whole_lotto _luv said...

LMAO at the F&H "interview." Co$ certainly turns the women stupid.

Katie said...

I am definitely annoyed by the whole "sex" thing, but did anyone catch the morning shows when she was promoting Hawthorne. She said (and I'm paraphrasing here), "the doctors come in and do their diagnoses, but we are the ones taking care of the patients 24/7." UMMMM, excuse me? WE take care of the patients? NO, NURSES take care of patients. You are not a nurse. You play one on tv, you effin moron.

warmislandsun said...

She is trying real hard to be relevant. (please notice I didn't write stay relevant) I am not buying any of it. Her current act is lacking the depth that she brought to her character in Set It Off. Art imitates life.

merrick said...

Please STFU Jada! Nobody is buying what you are selling. We all know Will in on the d/l, along with Jamie Foxx .. please, we are not living in the Kennedy years, when people were feed bullshit and then asked for more.

leeloodallas said...

Brilliant Enty!

farmgirl said...

Lolling in real life - nice job, Enty.

She is insufferable, and chews the scenery on that new show of hers.
What happened to the girl from Set It Off??

farmgirl said...

aww warmislandsun - you and I have been on the same page lately!!
:)

Caroline said...

I cannot stand her.

Lynn said...

We can turn this thing around by requesting even more info about their sex life - how many times a day, in what rooms, positions, etc. Then she might get the clue - we don't care about her "alleged" sex life.

Or - maybe she can write a book - then Will and Tom can do the movie.

not on my dollar said...

She's low-class, ignorant, and tacky.

I tried to watch HawhoRNe (LOL!) and couldn't get through an entire episode.

The show sucks eggs big time just like her personality.

TinselSass said...

How long before one of Jada or Will's side dishes breaks rank and provides real evidence of their fiasco not happily ever after?!

Has any LRH defector ever come clean on how the sect keeps the secret sex lives of the stars so protected?!

Nutty_Flavor said...

There's an old German saying, "Man spricht uber was man nicht hat." You talk about what you don't have. A case in point.

Also, LOL:

Sporky said...

ITA Nutty Flavor! She's all bark and no bite.