Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This B list cable television and sometime feature movie actor recently took part in a contest with an organization which allowed for several lucky winners to meet him at an event. Everything went fine, but our actor seemed to spend a great deal of time focusing on one female fan in particular. He focused in on her so much that they ended up having sex in his dressing room at the event. What neither of them realized at first was the walls in the dressing rooms were paper thin. They finally realized it when they could hear the people in the surrounding dressing rooms laughing at them because the actor kept asking the fan during sex if she liked f**king a star.

50 comments:

Sylvia said...

What an idiot.

Ed said...

Thomas Jane?

Nicole said...

That is hilarious. Adrian Grenier?

caralw said...

Piven?

pomme said...

it's funny!!! what idiot!

MontanaMarriott said...

It would sound like Piven to say something that narcisstic

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RocketQueen said...

Exactly. Piven ftw.

cdanluva said...

Larry David

amazonblue said...

How about Jeffery Donovan of Burn Notice? He was in the Changeling with Jolie.

Karmen said...

HAHAHA!!!!!!! That's awesome.

I wonder what the girl said regarding her preference of fucking a star. What a tool.

AnonMom said...

Johnny Drama?

No, really - the Piv.

nunaurbiz said...

I thought of Thomas Jane, too. If it were the Perv, I would think that Enty would have mentioned something slimy :-D

shazzzba said...

THE WOMAN WAS AN IDIOT ! AND THE ACTOR...WELL A TOTAL JERK..

Pookie said...

piv the perv ftw.

califblondy said...

David Duchovney was my first thought, but I can't see him doing a fan thing.

I'm more disappointed in the woman than I am the "star."

Angie said...

the piv or adrian

trixie hobbitses said...

Does cable include HBO, Showtime, and the other paid channels? I thought network stuff like Lost and Heroes were on cable.

Georgeann said...

This is kind of old (1 year ago), but Piven auctioned a meet and greet for himself for a charity in August of 2008...don't know if that's "recently".

http://ecommwire.com/?id=7862&keys=Auctionwire-Jeremy-Boo

This totally seems like something he would do. Adrian Grenier too...even though I hate to admit it because I'd probably still fall for his cheese.

RocketQueen said...

I think if the person were married, Enty would have mentioned it.

intheglow said...

Hi everybody, first time poster, long time reader.

I'm thinking this is Jeffery Donovan, like amazonblue said. My spidy senses are tingling.

Merlin D. Bear said...

B List with some feature credits? Undeniable jerk with ego issues?
If it's not Piven, it's gotta be his clone.

sunnyside1213 said...

Piven thinks he is a star?

Cheryl said...

Piv is the new Affleck, but it sure fits. The Jeffrey Donavan guess is interesting (I love Burn Notice), but I don't think he is B list yet. Other than his recent DUI, he has been flying under the radar.

jw12 said...

Jon Hamm? I don't want to believe it!!

Mooshki said...

If it were Jon Hamm, they would have heard her scream "HELL YEAH!!!" ;)

Erin said...

Is it just me or is Piven the new Ben Affleck? He does seem to fit for most BIs.

juicy said...

Mooshki - WORD!

but he'd have to be in character.

Lady_Whitehall said...

I think this is Turtle (jerry ferrara) b/c there was a contest recently where you win dinner with him. My cable provider was promoting the " win a dinner with turtle from entourage" pretty hard

pomme said...

@Erin:Piven and Lohan are the new Affleck of blind items!

Christopher said...

Not sure if the Emmy makes him B-list, but what about Aaron Paul? He was in a horor movie recently.

ardleigh said...

Piven: " Come on baby tell me you like it. Tell me you like f*cking a STAR."

BimboFan :"Ahh --Sure,I'll let you know when I see a real one? Do you know Daniel Craig?" (while popping bubblegum the whole time)

DivaJulia said...

I love the idea of Piven, because well, it's probably him. But I sure though of Timothy Hutton first. He films his cable show in Portland, OR.

Is he considered B?

trashtalker said...

Reminds me of this Perv post:
http://tinyurl.com/lha8nu

selenakyle said...

Hi and welcome, intheglow. Spidey sense is good to have around here! (I proofread and first called you "intheknow." I'm a dork).

About the Blind, saaaaaaaadddd.

Sad for him that he's such a douche; sad for her that she got suckered but hopefully didn't catch anything, yet learned a hard lesson...

selenakyle said...

And Mooshki dearest, you know I love ya, but for the love of all that is holy...

WHEN are you 86-ing the scary pointy-teeth worm-face man???

Good Lawd, that thing is gruesome. Is he from a movie?

GladysKravitz said...

Selenakyle: Don't encourage her to change. It will just be something worse. Do you remember the jagged toothed miniature dog that looked like a rabid rat? 'nuf said.

Jamie's Girl said...

I was thinking James Gandolfini myself.

Maria said...

Oh my word, sounds totally like the piv...haha! sigh and i used to have a mini crush on him;)

ktheletter said...

Jason Segel

Barton Fink said...

Grotesque! Starfuckers are pathetic.

Gore Vidal used to joke that the two most popular fantasies involved oral sex and celebrity. So getting blown by Barbara Bush would be the pinnacle!

dash said...

Danny McBride!

Harry said...

What about Jeff Goldblum? That L&O show he's on is on cable.

Angie said...

geesh, it could be any one of these mentioned! What's with these cable/movie guys?

Nikki said...

im going with the pivert

k said...

Duchovny was my first guess.

ellapetal said...

@selenakyle

"yet learned a hard lesson..."

I don't know why but that made me giggle like a 12 year old boy. :-)

LauraM said...

The Piv has been in quite a few movies, so he's more than a "sometime" movie actor in my book. I'd say Adrian Grenier. I'd say all the movies he's done are less than a handfull...

FreeThinker said...

Julian Mchanmwhatever from Nip/Tuck?

CarlRulz said...

@FreeThinker - OOO OOO OOO I LUV this guess! I never would have thought of it myself, cuz I LUV him, but now that I read it, I think it's the best so far!