Friday, October 23, 2009

Oksana Grigorieva Could Cost Mel Gibson $750M


The National Enquirer spends a great deal of time this week discussing the fact or rumor or conjecture that Oksana Grigorieva has said no to Mel Gibson's offer of $5M a year for every year they are married. She wants half of what he has. Well half ain't what it used to be honey because Mel is about to lose $500M to his wife because of you. Oh, and because of Mel and Mel's thing between his legs. I just thought about that. Oksana is costing Mel $500M. Is she worth $500M? Is any person worth $500M? I'm guessing that Mel has probably cheated lots and lots of times. I doubt he just found this Russian one day and said he was in the mood and that it had never happened before. I think the problem was this time he got someone pregnant and embarrassed the family and so now it is going to cost him $500M. Lets say he marries Oksana and while they are married earns that $500M back. If he divorces Okasana it means that she would get half of that $500M and end up costing him at least $750M. At least that much. That is mind blowing. Much more mind blowing than the fact he is talking pre nup with Oksana and yet he is still married.

Oksana isn't afraid to walk away wither. Timothy "I used to be James Bond and haven't done jack since" Dalton tried to get Oksana to sign a pre nup and she said no and walked away from the relationship.

27 comments:

.robert said...

If he married the Russian wouldn't she only be entitled to half of what he made while they were married under California law??

shazzzba said...

I BELIEVE YOU ARE RIGHT...SHE IS NOT ENTITLED TO WHAT CAME BEFORE...

captivagrl said...

She didn't cost him anything. He made the choices. She must be something in person, because the pictures of her show a generic, attractive young woman. Also, if he is the father of this baby, that will cost him a lot, whether she marries him or not.

jax said...

i think the better question is how Mel made so much coin to lose?
are you telling me he is a billionaire? Bird on a Wire wasn't THAT good.

MontanaMarriott said...

LOLOL@ JAX
I agree who the hell knew MB had money like that?!?!? Did he exec. produce films because I know he did not make that much money as an actor?

captivagrl said...

Passion of the Christ. There's the $$$$$$$.

RocketQueen said...

The best part of Bird on a Wire was the song - Oh Aaron Neville - where'd you go? Team up with Linda Rondstadt again - let's get 'er done!

And totally agree, Ent. This wasn't the first time, but as a good Catholic, I'm sure they kept up appearances. It was the pregnancy that ended the marriage.

And is it just me, or does Oksana look like Octomom in this pic?

ent lawyer said...

.robert & SHAZZBA, you are both right. I was in a hurry and just kept thinking $750M for her. Seriously? So, my fault and I corrected it.

Idiot Watcher said...

CA is a community property state. So 1/2 of everything.

That said, you can change the payout by contract, like a prenup.

califblondy said...

I don't why he has so much money, but I remember reading even before The Passion that Mel was loaded (in more ways that one)!

whole_lotto _luv said...

I'm not surprised Mel has made so much money. The Passion of the Christ grossed more than half a billion bucks worldwide, with production and advertising budgets less than 50 million total. Didn't Mel get all the profits for that?

Oksana will go down in history as the most successful starfuxer ever.

amazonblue said...

The Lethal Weapon series did amazingly well. He surely negotiated part of the gross on the sequels.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Frankly, I'm hoping both his soon to be ex-wife and the new baby mama take the misogynistic bigoted SOB to the cleaners and he ends up in a cardboard box under the freeway.
But that's just me.

figgy said...

Er, don't Catholics have some hang-up about children being born outside of marriage? Don't they have some choice names for those children?

Yet another hypocritical religious zealot. Yawn.

m said...

Oh no, the money comes from the production company interests... but damn, she is like #1 goldigger of the century if she pulls this off. Talk about Russian mobster!

HautieTx said...

I will be so disappointed in Mel if he marries her.

There is no reason to legally marry her.

Obviously she had no hang ups with screwing around with him while he was married. And getting pregnant seems to be her thing. So why pay for it? Support the child and let her be...

West End Girl said...

What utter douchebags they both are and I'm not surprised Dalton walked away from her. She makes so many other groupies look respectable and classy.

Sylvia said...

This slut has some balls there hahaha.

Mooshki said...

Mel couldn't get any studio to back "Passion," so he funded it himself. And took all of the profit. Pretty good gamble!

And before his douchiness was outed to the general public, he was definitely one of the top top stars in Hollywood, and very highly paid.

sunnyside1213 said...

She does look a lot like Octomom. I have seen other sites that say the same thing.

littlesunshine said...

Let her walk. A second marriage wouldn't be acknowledged by the Roman Catholic Church unless the first marriage was annulled. Although, MG isn't really a Roman Catholic as his sect doesn't recognize the pope as their leader (they reject Vatican II and believe that the papal seat is empty).

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

There's a flaw in the argument here....

Oksana is only costing Mel $500m if he really wanted to stay with his wife. Otherwise, it's Mel's decision to get married to his current wife that is costing him $500m.

If you want to pet all the kitties, son, don't buy a dog.

(That last bit should be read using your best Dr. Phil voice, by the way....)

Majik said...

Oy, there, Sugartits...guess we know what you're looking at--the bank account!!

Cindy said...

Mel IS Icon Productions, which does a ton of movies, so that's where the big money comes from.
This woman sounds like a golddigger of the worst kind -- willing to have a child to get her money. That being said, Mel can't be that smart for cheating without a condom.

Katja said...

he was notorious for banging production assistants and buying them cars as a thanks- bu bye.

uck!

Anonymous said...

But she has such a lovely voice, and writes music that is instantly forgettable and has had all that surgery to look like Octomom, or a really bad Angelina. She's marrying and carrying a drunks child, a racists child, a sexists child, a man who made his 7 children bastards and illegitimate in the eyes of "his" church - not the real church, the kid will be a bastard but no matter it will be in latin and most people won't figure it out or care.

She's a high class hooker, you have to hand it to her she worked her way up on her back to get the big money prize. Even her mother who was asked about their relationship said her daughter had forbade her to speak about them.

Very clever, sadly no matter how much money she weasels out of Mel, she's going to be stuck for a while with the world's biggest hypocrite, liar, and falling down drunk, abusive cheater. Perhaps her price is just about right since he comes with the package deal.

Most of his wealth is tied up in Real Estate which means it's at an all time low if he's forced to liquidate to satisfy the wife, the children's trust he set up *real kids* and then what ever lint and peanuts is left over in the couch cushions goes to Oksana and her bastard - (more than 5mil a year)then Mel drinks away what is left.

Fin.

mngddess said...

<< Well half ain't what it used to be honey because Mel is about to lose $500M to his wife because of you. >>

SHAME ON YOU, Enty!!! I see you tried to redeem yourself in the next sentence, but it didn't WORK.

Mel's in trouble because of his DICK. In fact, Mel's a dick. A hypocritical dick. He probably thinks that, as long as he confesses his sins, he's free to do whatever the hell he wants.