Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Today's Blind Items

This is a bathroom quickie story for the ages. This foreign born female model and now a C/D list movie and television actress who had her big break last year was caught in a bathroom at an event the other night getting orally serviced by a female waitress from the party. The thing that makes this a story for the ages is that they were discovered by this A list fashion designer who screamed when she saw them which caused 10 other people to rush in and have a look.

64 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

A list designer-Donna Karan

James Aurus said...

Wow, no idea, but this is good.

MontanaMarriott said...

The event being the CFDA awards at Licoln Center two days ago.

kcqueen said...

It's kind of hard to imagine a woman getting orally serviced in a bathroom....unless it was one of those really, nice bathrooms with couches and such, because if it was just a stall....BLECH!

busybee said...

What model just had a break in movies and tv?

Cecilia00 said...

I want to say Kristianna Loken but she got her big break years ago (and did nothing with it)

RocketQueen said...

Stella McCartney just had a show? Saw some pictures of Goopy there.

Susan said...

freida pinto in slumdog millionaire, but i don't think she does tv.

Stephen said...

I would guess Jules Kirby but I'm not sure that she ever worked as a waitress.

Cheryl said...

Alexa Chung?

Cecilia00 said...

I'm gonna agree with Donna Karan as the designer.

I can't see a lot of A-List designers (male or female) freaking out about something like that - but her I can

Goodgrief said...

Petra Nemcova,and Jules does sound good for the waitress.

Alanna said...

Alison Pill? She was at CFDA, got her big break last year with "In Treatment", and is from Toronto. (Plus, there have been gay rumors.) But was she ever a model? And she has done a ton of theater work, which I assume the BI would've mentioned.

Liza said...

@ Stephen, hahahaha! She is too busy reading up on Google law to be a waitress.

Agree with Donna Karen as the A-list female designer.

No guesses for the model/actress. This seems like a pretty specific description - once somebody guesses it, we will all be, "Ohhhhhhh....duh!"

rdmtimp said...

How about Sofia Vergara - foreign born, started as a model, had her big break last year with "Modern Family".

Wembley said...

Karolina Kurkova was in G.I.Joe last year.

New Life and Attitude said...

No idea who but I love your comment Stephen!

Bexy said...

Diane Kruger? Foreign-born, former model, was in Inglorious Basterds last year and appeared on the TV show Fringe (according to wikipedia).

Not sure about the designer!

Missjenny619 said...

Vera Wang could be the designer, or Stella McCartney as well...

As for the model... I guess I'm on board with the Karolina Kurkova guess since she was in G.I. Joe.

I would guess Gisele (Devil Wears Prada, 2006) but I love her too much and she seems very heterosexual to me.

not on my dollar said...

This person is a C/D list movie and television actress.

MontanaMarriott said...

The funny thing is how "new" to the business is this Designer?!?! Bisexual models is the norm in the industry, so why would she cause a scene?!?!

Selock said...

@Montana Maybe it wasn't the orientation of the model which surprised so much as the spread eagle cooch view she was probably treated to unexpectedly? lol funny

MontanaMarriott said...

ROFL
LOL
LOL
@Selock

Dana said...

I could see Diane Von Furstenberg being the A-list designer.

Dana said...

What about Daisy Lowe for the model?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3055497/

Carlos said...

Isabel Lucas for the model.

GF said...

Vergara sounds good.

Tenley said...

Oh an A list fashion designer might scream if it were, say, Posh. I thought Victoria Beckham supposedly was finally getting her big break in the USA last year when she was the first guest judge named after Paula left American Idol. (But I don't really think it's Beckham, but she's acted in movies since Spiceworld and in television though usually it seems as herself)

janele said...

Malin Akerman

Lisa (original) said...

lol @ Stephen's comment.

bionic bunny! said...

i don't even care, this is a great story!

bionic bunny! said...

and remember to tip your waitresses!
BA-DUM-DUM!!
*guess i should have just said "rimshot"*

David said...

I am on the Sofia Vergara bandwagon for foreign born female model and now a C/D list movie and television actress.

jax said...

and sofia DID date Cruise for awhile,like for a month a week b4 he met "Kate"

" Stephen said...
I would guess Jules Kirby but I'm not sure that she ever worked as a waitress."

LOL Stephen FTW.

janele said...
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childeroland said...

Isabel Lucas. Big Break in Transformers 2 and she was on The Pacific and Home and Away.

Jillian S. said...

DYING @ Stephen's comment!

Icecat said...

...And a new Mascot is born!

I have no business commenting on anything in the fashion world...So I got nut-n-honey!

moocow said...

vera would scream and make a scene. isabel lucas + ver wang.

Kingrey said...

I like the Isabel Lucas guess. But who is the designer and why was she screaming when she saw the 2 getting it on in the bathroom? You'd think that being around the fashion world for a long time (becasue she's A-list) she wouldn't be screaming bloody murder. She's probably seen far worse.

Mango said...

lol @ Stephen - It's def Jules Kirby.

Coincidentally, I'm currently studying Google law. All my courses are on the internet. ;)

I don't think the designer is Stella McCartney. She seems like a tough little cookie and I could picture her laughing not screaming.

Mango said...

Hey, and don't any of those doors have locks??

JBreezy9 said...

DVF...the other night she had a fashion show filmed for ANTM...which could easily draw a C/D list person. No clue who that might be though.

sunnyside1213 said...

Maybe Jules thinks she is the model here?

Beth said...

Alexa Chung & Donna Karan FTW.

lionsden said...
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lunabelle said...

January Jones

Char said...

Before I even saw the comments here I thought this is definitely Isabel Lucas.

No guesses for the designer.

rdmtimp said...

@lunabelle: January Jones doesn't fit at all - she's not foreign born (unless you consider South Dakota a foreign country) and as far as I know she's never worked as a model.

Beth said...

I like the DVF guess, but I don't think Kurkova one is right. I think Enty would have mentioned that she's engaged and recently had a baby.

Also, I think Isabel Lucas is off. She's not really known as a model. She's not new to acting; she was in Home and Away in Oz.

Alas, I have nothing to contribute in terms of model guesses. I was going to say Lily Cole, but she hasn't been on TV.

Mooshki said...

rdmtimp, you've clearly never been to South Dakota. ;)

shakey said...

This is LMFAO funny!

Dolly72 said...

What about Noot Seear?? She was cast in New Moon..model in Canada.
I don't know who the designer could be tho??

Ms.Leigh said...

that is the funniest blind ever! could you imagine running into that? hello!

jenique said...

@miss leigh

If i ran into that i would def join in. This is hot :)

kingstonbailey said...

What about Stana Katic? She's Canadian, has modeled, is on tv in Castle. She's also had some gay rumors floating around.

Tatyana said...

Is this another one of Enty's "urban myths overheard on a school bus"?

Anonymous said...

I don't think this is January Jones either, rdmtimp, but she did start in the business as a model and dated Ashton Kutcher when he was a model as well.

CJN said...

Joanna Krupa?

MontanaMarriott said...

I don't believe this would be DVF because she was a fixture at Studio 54 so she has seen it and far worse also if the longstanding rumors are true she would have joined right on in for a lick or two, lol

RocketQueen said...

@Tatyana - you sure have been complaining about the content of posts lately. If you're so annoyed here, why bother coming?

Katja said...

Wasn't Stella Mac a girlfriend of Portia de Rossi? I remember her as the girl she was kissing up against the wall, back in Ally Mc Beal timeframe.

Beatrix said...

it was Francesca Gregorini Portia was kissing up against the wall

Alison said...

Late to this guessing game, but how about Lily Cole? Got her big break last year in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.

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